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Ruffian Price posted:I just have a fake identity memorized to give out if it means a discount, it's just strings of characters, nobody confirms if they're real as that would hurt metrics "I'm Elon Musk's child §̸̡̢̡̟̤̯͕̣̭̯̘̤̤̝̠͎͉̞͎̫͉̫̫̟̗̼͐̑̾͒̐̈́͒̉̀͑̓̈̈̎͑̍̈́̈̎̒̈́̐̎̓͆̋̏̾̋̈́̄̅̿̉̉͒̈̕̕͜͝½̷̛̛͍͙̰̯̫̬̭͉̤̝̰͙̰̻̺͚̝̭͙͕̭̩̎̀̉̒̉̿̔̀̀̽͂͒̾̾̃̐̑́͂̈̇͛̉͒͌̅̍̇̃́̾̈́̇͌̂̍̿̊͆̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅ½̶̡͔̲͚̦͓͚̣͙̤̠̠̱͖̞̼͈̱͔̰̜͓̭͚̭͔̞̩̳̌̐́̇̽̌̆̀̆̓̂̾͊̂̌̾͑͒̑̌́̈́̔̇̌̾̌̇́̈́̅̚͘̚͜½̶̧̡̨̛͈̳̪̘͇̝̜̻̖͕̳̥̘̣̲̝͈̳̪̙̰̩͍̫̖͈͍̼̺͉̥̺͚̺̜̠͓̩̝̹̭̥̰͎̪̔̏̾̓̌̈̔͆̒̏͒̿́̌̍͊̾͂̆̓̇̅̎͛̾͑͑͜͜½̴̳͍̥͙̼̮̩͔̼̱̻̼̜̪̠͚̣̟̤̖̬̙̟̺̠͕̰̘̾̑͑̔̽̎̄̔́͗̀̽̂͒̔̒̿́͆̒̎̄̄̆̽̆̽̚͘͜͠͠͝ͅͅ¤̷̡̢̧̛̛͉̟͚͚̫̖̪̥̺̪̝̬̤̜̟͔͕͍̦̞̺̮͚̼̦͍̱̬̬͖̞͙͇̔̇̌̇̃̊̒̓̄̃̃͑͗̈́́̀́̍̆͊̍͂̑̋̅̽͘̕̕͝͝€̴̡̧͙̱̰̺͍̙̝̱̺̠̻͎̼͖̺̠̜̘̹̫͖͈̠͕̝̱̭͚̺̞̣̪͔̱̲̮̘̗͙̠̠͌̅͌̍͒͜ͅÅ̶̧̨̨̡̛̜̟̘͕͕̳̳̙̘̩̭̰̱̖̖̱̻͎͇̤͈̼̲͓̱̥̯̼̺̺͓̭̲̹̱̝̘̊̔͐͌̈́͒̒͐͌̾̂̍̎̽̀̐̉̓̀̿́͋́͗͒̒̄̈́̇͐̒̿̈̍̕͝͝ͅͅÖ̷̡̡̨̢̢̡͚̰̞̯̩̩̱̯̯̫͉̥͖̯̟̩͙̘̬̠͚̆̊͋͛̌͆͂̈́̉̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅƠ̴̛̟̦̞̮͎̫̜̮̖̝͈͙̜̱̺̱͍͚̫̟͎̩͖̝̯͍̜̝̭̈̈́̈̓͐̽̓͋̍̓͋̒̈͂͗̿͆̈̃͆̽́̒̑̇̈̉̓̋̈́̆̑͌́̒͐̈́̉͛̄͊̀̚͘͠Ä̷̢̢̡̧̱̠͕͎̺̺̲͉̖̥̝̹̘͇̤̺̙̹̎̃̈́̂͂̓̇̓͐͗̎̃̑̈́̍̓͂̓̃̾̍̅̀̉͂̀̈̏̊̿͂̄̀̾̑̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅå̴̢̧̨̡͚̱̯̼̖̩̹̥͉̞̖̰̱̼͍͎̦̩͍͚̹̥͕̹̝̫̠̟̬̱̖̝̜͎̟̘̱̤̲͍͖̬͌̿̍̎͜!̴̠̼̻̟̠̞͎͂̂͒͐̄̉͝!̵̢̨̡̧̰̫̙̤̤̱͍̤̥̤̻͖͙̩̙̮̖̳̳̹̤͚̝͙̩͖̠̯̩̬̝͈̲̪̄ͅ´̷̢̧̢̡̡̡̰̭̝̤̦̦̼͈̫̜̯̝̜̞̳͇͚͙̩͔͖̘͇̙̣̰͈̼̠̞̱̳͓͍̭̜̫͔̫̹̦̏̀͆̀̓̀̒̉̿̈́̎̉̋̈́͋͋̿͛̒̔̋̉̓̚͘͘͝͠^̵̨̧̢̡̛̹̻̲̥̼̥̺͍̲̣͕͖̖̦̭̺̘̻͎͉̱̫̯͆͒̓͑͒͐̑̈̓͂̋̊̀̾̒̏̌̉̃̉̓̀̿̅̂͒͌̚̚͜͝ͅ how do you do my good cashier."
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E: ^^^^ or thatRuffian Price posted:I just have a fake identity memorized to give out if it means a discount, it's just strings of characters, nobody confirms if they're real as that would hurt metrics "Certainly, helpful cashier, my Name is -20KLn8tJ+34_V>g^'a6{@F*409m[=iUCEX and I live at 123 Fake Street, Alaska 10001. Have a wonderful day"
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Ruffian Price posted:I just have a fake identity memorized to give out if it means a discount, it's just strings of characters, nobody confirms if they're real as that would hurt metrics "I'm Corey Trevor, this is my brother Randy Trevor..."
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But it's totally ok with company policy for them to take your Fred Meyer fuel points after you decided you don't want them, and thus them technically not even spawning into existence yet? Cus I kinda doubt that it is. Companies ain't known for giving their employees extra compensation they can get away with not giving.
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Orange Devil posted:But it's totally ok with company policy for them to take your Fred Meyer fuel points after you decided you don't want them, and thus them technically not even spawning into existence yet? Idk maybe they’re just polite to a fault? They always ask permission though, it’s kind of adorable, Safeway too but I don’t go there very often so smaller sample size
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Karach posted:cashiers are always asking customers for their e-mail. When I tell them "you don't need that," they look personally hurt. I don't think anybody ever says no. let me tell you a story I went to stines, a hardware store, to buy some tape. next to the register were these little starter pots of herbs, 50c each I bought 8, and they rang up for a dollar each. after paying I noticed and brought it up to the cashier. she asked me for a phone number I was like “what? just give me four dollars back I literally paid with cash it’s right there” and she said she had to put a phone number in to start the return so I told her to use her number and she said she couldnt or they’d think she was stealing so then this older guy came up and was trying to calm me down and I’m like “I’m calm motherfuckers I’m just not about to rattle off any of my details for a $4 mistake your cash register made” and the girl was like “nobody wants to hack your information” and the old guy was acting like he was going to call the cops because I was raising my voice long story short I got my money back and my personal info is all over the dark web and real web
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Feb 22, 2024 16:05
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I probably would have just eaten the $4 but I’m pretty conflict avoidant
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but friends call me Droppy.
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i am harry posted:let me tell you a story did you get the tape?
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i would have simply picked 7 numbers at random and avoided ruining a service worker's day.
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Shame Boy posted:But just imagine how many store bonus points you could get for all the money exchanged during an armed robbery 7. you get seven points. not eight, not six. it’s in the points handbook.
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poemdexter posted:i would have simply picked 7 numbers at random and avoided ruining a service worker's day. but then they’d think she was stealing
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I was totally calm but yes I was raising my voice and calling people motherfuckers and onlookers were threatening to call the police. Give me my tiny plants
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Failed Imagineer posted:I was totally calm but yes I was raising my voice and calling people motherfuckers and onlookers were threatening to call the police. And now every time I taste cilantro I taste the righteousness of a phone number held sacrosanct
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Should have taken 8 more herb plant things and just called it even
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500excf type r posted:Should have taken 8 more herb plant things and just called it even But then they'd have an inventory shortage and they'd think she was stealing.
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Karach posted:even then, they seem sad, like they don't know what to do next. its cause they're gonna get yelled at by their management for not pushing the poo poo hard enough
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poemdexter posted:i would have simply picked 7 numbers at random and avoided ruining a service worker's day. 555-867-5309
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Kitfox88 posted:its cause they're gonna get yelled at by their management for not pushing the poo poo hard enough I guess if that's their job they should get yelled at. We all have to do our job, even if we don't like it! And I've probably made their life very difficult with unnecessary hostility, which, as a former retail worker, I ought to recognize is wrong. I think I'm just going to chill from now on and stop trying to be a rock in the river of commerce. "Let it go" is my new motto.
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To be fair... posted:555-867-5309 If a place just needs a phone number to confirm an account and it’s not like an app you clip coupons for using the local area code plus that number p much always works. I did that for a long time before the stores near me moved to digital coupons
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having a Dennis Reynolds-level meltdown over a $4 overcharge ftw
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I once went to a shoe store where the cashier would not let me proceed without giving them a phone number, and I didn't want to bother because I was out of town and it was a chain place that doesn't exist near me I ended up just putting the shoebox down and walking out because I was peeved by the policy
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i am harry posted:long story short I got my money back and my personal info is all over the dark web and real web always has been
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Laterite posted:having a Dennis Reynolds-level meltdown over a $4 overcharge ftw "You didn't think of the darkweb, you bitch!"
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The Chairman posted:I once went to a shoe store where the cashier would not let me proceed without giving them a phone number, and I didn't want to bother because I was out of town and it was a chain place that doesn't exist near me You can give them any number.
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Feb 22, 2024 18:35
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Area Code-867-5309 is a classic trick.
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i am harry posted:let me tell you a story Congrats on bragging about yelling at a teenager who isn't allowed to mace you, I guess.
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i am harry posted:let me tell you a story just say 555 8675309 you buffoon
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People who take their frustration out on entry level cashiers and poo poo suck. Yet I also sympathize with people who get screwed and have no recourse. I once dropped money on some special phone plan to allow my phone to work in another country. I described my needs at the phone store and they signed me up, showed me how to do it, and took my money. Well I had to meet somebody in a boat at a remote landing and the journey was more than half a days drive. A few hours out I tried to call them. No go. Eventually I stopped at a gas station and they let me use their phone and I made that work, but it ultimately cost everybody a good chunk more time (not to mention the stress of them not being able to reach me when they called to check my progress). And I couldn't use my phone until I returned home. When I returned to the store they just flat out said I was beat. The service they'd sold me for one reason was useless, and my money would not be returned. I was paycheck to paycheck behind a counter myself at the time, so I didn't want to take it out on the register guy. I was furious though and he could tell and seemed honestly scared. He gave me a number to call but warned me it would be useless. It was. What the gently caress.
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lmao I’m skipping all the boring poo poo where I went oh hey these were on sale and she goes ok what’s your phone number and I go you don’t need a phone number i just need a couple dollars back and she said I need a phone number to do the return and I’m like it’s not a return and she’s like well technically they make me do this and I say well then give them your number and she said theyll think I’m stealing if I do that and I say ok just bring them down and I’ll explain that you aren’t and she goes look just give me your phone number
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dude she wanted to gently caress
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saying things can be interpreted as a hostile act.
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tokin opposition posted:Eating meat causes cancer The thing that humans have been eating since there have been humans?
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and then I go I really don’t want to give stine my phone number over some basil seeds and she goes why and I’m like well every time I give anything my information it ends up on the internet and she goes ugh nobody cares about your information and then this other guy comes up and goes is there a problem and I say well sort of these things were half off and I’m just trying to get the money back without giving anyone my info and he goes well what’s your phone number
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Yes sir, can I just get your phone number to tie the robbery discount to your account? I told my friend about the jenny trick to get points or rewards at places and he called me a thief lmao
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i am harry posted:lmao I’m skipping all the boring poo poo where I went you're just making more work for no reason and loving up her flow
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i am harry posted:and then I go I really don’t want to give stine my phone number over some basil seeds tell us more, you've almost convinced me
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just lmao if you have enough energy to raise your voice about anything these days anger is too expensive
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Failed Imagineer posted:"You didn't think of the darkweb, you bitch!"
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should have held the line at "you don't need my phone number" making it about your phone number ending up online created a moment of weakness and that's when she chose to strike, follow me for more verbal combat tips
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