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ELTON JOHN posted:...didnt he just tell that girl a few days ago that she rocks Incorrect. He told the breakdancing dad who abandoned his family that he rocked.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:37 |
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OH MY BAD posted:its not limited to that statement tho, soviet-level woke-mind-virus indoctrination is similarly devoid of meaning- they arent even concepts to discuss! they're words hyphenated together specifically to get angry at wrong. that means that someone has been indoctrinated, and the thing they’ve been indoctrinated with is the woke mind virus, and the level at which they’ve been indoctrinated with the woke mind virus is the Soviet level. please try to keep up.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:39 |
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https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/south-bay/san-jose-bakery-loses-thousands/3461095/ Elon wins again
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:43 |
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https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-predicts-potential-bankruptcy-tesla-rivals-rivian-lucid-1723620quote:Elon Musk has shared his unfiltered opinions on Tesla rivals Rivian and Lucid after their Q4 earnings reports. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1760506741232742838 imagine being reliant on Saudi investment for your business venture. excellent observation, sir.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:06 |
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He might be the least self aware person on a planet of hyper-individuals.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:17 |
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RandomPauI posted:Is there a summary about what the dad's beef is? From what I understand, she posted a video about how he left his family to pursue a break dancing career when he was in his fifties and didn't help her with medical expenses when she was in college. I think initially it was a "haha can you believe how nuts that is? My breakdancing dad abandoned his family to break dance and buy crypto, you don't hear that every day." Well in true Divorced Dad fashion he said his side of the story, that apparently he actually moved very close to her after the divorce, that he financially supported them and was as involved in his kids lives as much as they wanted, and that her mom was the real bad guy in the story by moving an hour away afterwards.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:30 |
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i mean listen, are there two sides to every story? do teenagers of divorce tend to vilify one parent and cling to the other based on the limited information of the situation they're being given? absolutely but when you become the breakdancing crypto guy, you have basically become a giant billboard for the idea of "There's No Law Forcing You To Love About Your Kids"
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:34 |
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also then he did a breakdance and everyone clapped
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Karach posted:https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-predicts-potential-bankruptcy-tesla-rivals-rivian-lucid-1723620 Their deliveries are up from 2022 to 2023 and their production is slightly higher - how did they manage to twist this into bad news for lucid?
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morningdrew posted:Their deliveries are up from 2022 to 2023 and their production is slightly higher - how did they manage to twist this into bad news for lucid? Elon is making fun of them for not completely fabricating the numbers. It's a rookie operation that can't even cook its own books. Elon sees a mark here as a company dutifully reporting actual production numbers. They should be rightfully drug for being rubes.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:49 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:wrong. that means that someone has been indoctrinated, and the thing they’ve been indoctrinated with is the woke mind virus, and the level at which they’ve been indoctrinated with the woke mind virus is the Soviet level. please try to keep up. i have CTE now
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:54 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:57 |
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been saying this
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:58 |
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a.lo posted:I took my kids out of school Mr. Musk. Now what? teach them well and let them own the libs
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:01 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:it’s really very simple. there’s a possibility that baby gronk might be the new drip king. it is by no means certain. one alternative is that he is just being rizzed up by lizzo instead. does that clear things up? not lizzo. lizzo is not involved in the rizzing up
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:18 |
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Im rizzing up Elon Musk
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:19 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:26 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:36 |
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lol at blaming the woke mind virus for causing teens to think their dads are lame, doubly so when the dad in question is "the bitcoin breakdancing dad"
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:37 |
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Plank Walker posted:lol at blaming the woke mind virus for causing teens to think their dads are lame, doubly so when the dad in question is "the bitcoin breakdancing dad" it's so, so awesome
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:38 |
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Plank Walker posted:lol at blaming the woke mind virus for causing teens to think their dads are lame, doubly so when the dad in question is "the bitcoin breakdancing dad" historically all children (especially teenagers) love and admire their dads this is because of woke
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:42 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk San Miguel's father, Jake San Miguel, who claims to have master-planned his son's life prior to his birth, trained him for a career in the National Football League (NFL) while the boy was still in elementary school, micromanaging his diet and exercise. Due to his size, San Miguel was nicknamed "Baby Gronk" in honor of football player Rob Gronkowski. Wanting for him and his son to go viral, Jake, a digital marketer, promoted his son's football skills online, leading to him amassing a large social media following in the early 2020s. Jake frequently shepherded his son across the country, meeting with high-profile celebrities and universities.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:49 |
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Karach posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk there are probably mass shootings with shorter wikipedia articles than this lol
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:51 |
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Baby Grok
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:52 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there are probably mass shootings with shorter wikipedia articles than this lol Though Dunne herself did not actually flirt with, or "rizz" San Miguel,[16]
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:53 |
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Karach posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:59 |
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gonna say baby grok again
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:01 |
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Techno Mechanicus Gronk
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:01 |
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Panfilo posted:What's gonna happen to this kids life if he gets injured in HS or just not talented enough for NFL draft? Substantially diminished risk of permanent brain damage.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:08 |
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Panfilo posted:What's gonna happen to this kids life if he gets injured in HS or just not talented enough for NFL draft? he resumes his ceremonial duties as drip king
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:11 |
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Panfilo posted:What's gonna happen to this kids life if he gets injured in HS or just not talented enough for NFL draft? same thing that happens to all of them, he gets a girl pregnant and starts training his son to be a great football player
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:14 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there are probably mass shootings with shorter wikipedia articles than this lol is stephen paddock the new drip king
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:16 |
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The Adventures of Brown King Cyrus and Baby Gronk
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:18 |
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*high pitched aristocratic laugh* Baby GRONK? The RIZZ King?
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:19 |
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Karach posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk lmfao quote:In response to the pushback, Jake dismissed his critics as "haters." When questioned on the criticism he received following the incident, Jake attributed it to older generations being out of touch, stating "It's a new era, it's a new generation ... The people that are normally jealous of us is kinda older. They just don't get it. The times have changed – Elon Musk about to move us to Mars." Elon Musk the patron saint of poo poo dads
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 17:21 |
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Elon Musk is sending that awful man to Mars Elon Musk ftw
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elon continues to win sorry losers
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