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Secure and happy driving the vehicle that brings me joy.
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Secure and happy driving the vehicle that brings me joy. *drives over row of children as I roll coal through a school crossing* “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.”
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Secure and happy driving the vehicle that brings me joy. And not giving 2 fucks about anything else. Children, the elderly, the environment, law enforcement, traffic safety, my fellow human beings, animals smaller than me, the unborn , afterborn, the living, the dead, the undead, trees, plants, good urban design, motorcyclist, those driving fuel efficient vehicles....
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Harry_Potato posted:And not giving 2 fucks about anything else. Children, the elderly, the environment, law enforcement, traffic safety, my fellow human beings, animals smaller than me, the unborn , afterborn, the living, the dead, the undead, trees, plants, good urban design, motorcyclist, those driving fuel efficient vehicles.... POW/MIA
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Feb 23, 2024 19:01
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redshirt posted:Fords workin' on the F750 I hear. 3 stories tall. fukken losers washed out of the class 8 market in 1997 and are still trying to claw it back, huh
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Feb 23, 2024 19:18
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*doesn't know the size of the truck, nose sticks out three feet in a parking spot*
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Feb 23, 2024 19:37
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I met my first wife when I blew my train horn as she used the crosswalk outside the grocery store. She was really scared but my display of alpha male dominance won her heart. She met me in the family planning aisle and dropped a box of magnum condoms into my buggy. I told her that I don't need that poo poo and then we had sex on the conveyor belt in front of the cashier and everyone cheered.
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Feb 23, 2024 19:39
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hate my kids, hate my wife, love my truck, oorah
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Support are troops!
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Feb 23, 2024 20:29
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Lemme get uh vokka rebbull
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Feb 23, 2024 20:48
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It’s my god given right to roll coal in the faces of them libs, it causes cancer and I suck down the fumes all day? Fake news why don’t you go home and listen to the cnn
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Feb 23, 2024 21:32
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*nods solemnly* corn
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weg posted:magnum condoms... I told her that I don't need that poo poo Yea hence the truck
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Feb 23, 2024 22:23
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gently caress, I just bought gas and now I gotta buy more gas
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Worf posted:Yea hence the truck What the gently caress did you just loving say about my little dick? I'll have you know I financed the top of the line from GMC, and I've been involved in numerous repossession attempts on my Sierra, and I have over $3000 in monthly payments. I am trained in double parking and I'm the angriest driver in the entire metro area. You are nothing to me but just another beta.....
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Did someone say gas?
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? lol perfect
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? 
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? Lmao
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? Lol
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? lmao
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Brother Tadger posted:“Panicking. Inebriated. Angry. In Your Lane. Distracted. gently caress gotta buy gas.”
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[Recounting Dale Sr.'s fatal accident] I couldn't believe it when they said that. We thought he was ok!
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Jesus would have driven a fourteen foot tall murdertruck with a machine gun turret if he was still with us. I'm just trying to get closer to Jesus's perfect love by hating everyone with a smaller truck than mine.
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I'm lonely and want a hug but I'm afraid of being made fun of if I express vulnerability to my friends, who also drive oversized trucks Maybe I should give myself the chance to grow and break the cycle of stereotypes surrounding oversized truck drivers *t-bones clown car, killing thirty*
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Got a sweet job at the gas station
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redshirt posted:Got a sweet job at the gas station It's hard to start a siphon to steal gas when your tank is 6' off the ground.
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redshirt posted:Tax write off for my business Your small, limp business
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*begrudgingly stops at stop signs, slamming on the brakes from 30mph to a dead stop, glaring at the lib in the hybrid SUV as they cross*
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American truck owners are my favorite troll bait. Watch them act like snowflakes and then call them snowflakes. The melt away so fast
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Jestery posted:Running low on gas again Hold the line, fellow patriot. Brandon raised the prices of gas again. It can wait till Monday
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Cabal Ties posted:American truck owners are my favorite troll bait. Watch them act like snowflakes and then call them snowflakes. The melt away so fast hell yeah
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Harry_Potato posted:It's hard to start a siphon to steal gas when your tank is 6' off the ground. Not me; I’m the employee of the month at the blow job factory for a reason 
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Making Facebook post: Alot of yall are tslking about what my neighhor Brisn ssid he saw last weekend. I wantvto set the record straight that though i WAS drunk, which is a flaw that I’ve had God forgive me, I WAS NOT loving my truck. For the record, i was just checking to see if the gas cap was on tight enough and felt dizzy from thinking about hiw much i live my forgiving and understanding wife, Jenna
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was trying to park the truck at the grocery store today and the goddamn lines are too narrow! loving president joe biden made them narrow up the lanes for those pussy-rear end "compact cars" the asians are constantly trying to sell to us. it's a loving travesty and if i didn't already have terms of my probation saying i'm not allowed to leave the state then you had better believe i would be driving my truck - MADE IN AMERICA, a FREEDOM TRUCK built with liberty, there's no better kind of vehicle. i saw a special on the history channel the other day, well i wasn't really watching so much as it was in the background while i was having another one of my goddamn heartburn episodes, real nasty one this time too, but the history channel said that in the modern world the truck is the most valuable vehicle in the military. it fills me with pride knowing that when i climb aboard my dogde ram i'm in the same power of transportation as our troops. if only some of those troops were there to help me at the grocery store today. i just could not get my vehicle in "between the lines" and was struggling with all my might not to lose my rear end when some snotnose shithead starts honking their horn at me! i, i can't help that the truck is long enough that they can't get around me, maybe they should have picked a different lane of the parking lot instead! at that point the loving manager walks out, it's loving gary worst manager at this store or at any grocery store ever in the history of north america, and gary starts giving me the fuckin' snipe eyes and telling me to go park out in the empty part of the parking lot and i told gary i wasn't going to have it any more with him trying to exile me from the store in a way that doesn't get corporate pissed off at him. gary started in on his innocent "i don't know what you're talking about sir" but at this point i've had enough and no amount of medication or god's grace can stop the freight train avalanche that's coming down from me. i put that dodge ram pickup truck into the first of it's eight gears and i slammed that gas pedal to the floor and by god and country music i did run my truck through the front entrance of the grocery store. it felt good knowing i always had had the power to break gary's poo poo but good and to strike a blow against the god drat grocery store assholes but i also knew i was in poo poo because i told the girlfriend i was gonna get her some of those drat groceries she's been up my rear end to get and now i gotta drive a second town over because i got banned from another grocery store. this is the most ridiculous poo poo ever and if it was'n't for my loving wife spreading a bunch of poo poo around the neighborhood i'd tlel my girlfriend to go shop for food for her own place away from mine! gently caress!!!! i hate this goddamn town and if the cops try to take my truck away they're going to have to bring a lot of big men with guns. really big men.
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