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did tsuji just say if his hair gets cut it's the end of GENE BLAST
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Forcing one of these men to lose their hair, Gedo has no path for redemption
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Feb 24, 2024 08:42
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that's what hair matches are for. ain't nobody getting drama out of lovely hair getting cut. it's got to be a YAMATO-level cataclysmic event
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Feb 24, 2024 08:43
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We had that with Suzuki losing his hair, that was enough for a lifetime
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Feb 24, 2024 08:45
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:I’m not ready for this No matter who wins, it's a tragedy 
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Feb 24, 2024 08:45
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oh man that's right the Suzuki vs Goto hair match was badass
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Feb 24, 2024 08:46
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now that i've contemplated this i want naito to get into a hair match though because it would be really funny to see how desperate he gets to defend that pile of straw
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Feb 24, 2024 08:46
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I'm as big a Naito and Sanada fan as anyone, but this is THE match.
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Tonfa posted:did tsuji just say if his hair gets cut it's the end of GENE BLAST Charlton said last night that Tsuji said if his hair gets cut he can't see how New Japan as a promotion can possibly continue to exist. He may be right!
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Tonfa posted:now that i've contemplated this i want naito to get into a hair match though because it would be really funny to see how desperate he gets to defend that pile of straw Naito the kind of guy to win that match then make a point of getting a haircut before the next show just to rub it in.
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Feb 24, 2024 08:47
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thank you for meeting me at this family restaurant once again mr. tokyo sports. the barbershop is just down the street, why don't i go there first to set things up and you follow me with the reporters and cameras in a bit
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Feb 24, 2024 08:49
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Boston Crab, the ultimate humiliation
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Feb 24, 2024 09:00
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uemura has developed immunity to Lion Tamers
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Feb 24, 2024 09:01
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This is getting good now.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:02
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Sooper Gila posted:uemura has developed immunity to Lion Tamers Started by doing warm-up stretches, moved up to Yoga, then half-crabs, then Boston Crabs, and finally Lion Tamers. Now he's invincible.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:02
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Lot of moves missing the target in this one
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Feb 24, 2024 09:07
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God that could have gone HORRIBLY wrong.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:08
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That's a big Spanish Fly
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Feb 24, 2024 09:08
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so in a double count out i'm guessing both guys lose their hair
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Feb 24, 2024 09:09
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I hope this match ends in a draw and they stoically stare at each other and nod and then shave Marty Asami's hair while he yells GIVE UP, GIVE UP.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:09
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Are they going to draw lol
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Feb 24, 2024 09:09
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Feels like this is being wrestled with less urgency than the previous non-stip singles on the card, let's see if it picks up
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Feb 24, 2024 09:09
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Oh God for a second there I thought Marty had just declared the match over by Double Countout, rather than motioning he was about to start the count.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:10
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25 minutes down, it feels like half that because they really haven't done a ton
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Yeah, I expected a lot more urgency and fire given the stipulation on the line and the match being the semi-main event.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:11
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Tonfa posted:Feels like this is being wrestled with less urgency than the previous non-stip singles on the card, let's see if it picks up It's cause they are going ~30 It's fine. I suppose this is the house style and what the audience expects. But all the guys in this class aren't quite at the epic level yet. Shota probably closest
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SG Bamboo posted:25 minutes down, it feels like half that because they really haven't done a ton -what- i thought i blacked out and missed on 15 minutes of nothing, not 25
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Feb 24, 2024 09:11
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Burn Down Canberra posted:It's cause they are going ~30 For my money Tsuji is the perfect TV title wrestler, he shold be going 20 minutes max
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lol, lmao the last 5 minutes were really good but I felt nothing about the first 20
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Oh no, tragedy!
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Feb 24, 2024 09:14
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the finishing run was nice but, yeesh. hopefully not a portent of things to come for these two!
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Feb 24, 2024 09:14
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Burn Down Canberra posted:It's cause they are going ~30 Shota should have beaten Ospreay for the US Title 
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Feb 24, 2024 09:15
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2-2 between Just 5 Guys and LIJ now, it all comes down to Naito and SANADA! Who could have seen this coming!?!
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Feb 24, 2024 09:15
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last five minutes of that was hair raising
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Feb 24, 2024 09:15
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Jerusalem posted:Shota should have beaten Ospreay for the US Title i was in the building for that and absolutely
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Feb 24, 2024 09:15
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really good match and correct result but not as over in the building as i would've liked
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Feb 24, 2024 09:16
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Thauros posted:i was in the building for that and absolutely Although it wasn't the ending I wanted, goddamn that match was loving awesome and I'm jealous you got to be there live.
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Feb 24, 2024 09:16
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shot of okada looking at the young talent in the ring with the deadest eyes possible
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Feb 24, 2024 09:16
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SG Bamboo posted:For my money Tsuji is the perfect TV title wrestler, he shold be going 20 minutes max I think like everything it's just practice. All njpw epics have padding but they are better at hiding it normally These guys are still relatively inexperienced
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