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tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

gradenko_2000 posted:

Ah yes, the Stannenrad

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:03

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# ? May 23, 2024 10:42

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

ram dass in hell posted:

it's really taking me back to watching all of those trump rallies live. does anyone have the screencap of election night 2016 saved and handy where it's several of my posts in a row lolling in rapturous disbelief and then like majorian or shorkles or another saying "my wife is crying".

it sparks joy

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:34

frozenphil: Mar 13, 2003; YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!

Willfen SStancil

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:37

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

rip montasque

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:37

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

lol i had totally forgotten

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:43

insane clown pussy: Jun 20, 2023

sam wang once blocked me on twitter for pointing out trump was an ivy leaguer, then he ate a bug

# ? Feb 25, 2024 12:48

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

Homeless Friend posted:

lol i had totally forgotten

lol

# ? Feb 25, 2024 13:14

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Willa Rogers posted:

this year trump is running as traditional democrat in many ways & biden's running as a traditional republican in many ways.

trump is running as a traditional democrat alright, a huge racist

# ? Feb 25, 2024 13:30

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

RealityWarCriminal posted:

trump is running as a traditional democrat alright, a huge racist

In that sense, Joe Biden is also running as a traditional democrat

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:37

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

Egg Moron posted:

In that sense, Joe Biden is also running as a traditional democrat

yes one from 1840

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:44

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

gradenko_2000 posted:

Ah yes, the Stannenrad

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:47

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://x.com/VP/status/1761754446151700576?s=20

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:51

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

All of those plans suck and drive me nuts because they would actually be historical investments if the money was being applied to anything but they're just funds for states to grab money from and is just grift.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:53

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

fits my needs posted:

https://x.com/VP/status/1761754446151700576?s=20

what a pussy, even if it fully leaded water you could take a big sip and its fine you are already an adult with a developed brain anyways (citation needed)

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:00

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

Scarabrae posted:

what a pussy, even if it fully leaded water you could take a big sip and its fine you are already an adult with a developed brain anyways (citation needed)

Nah lead is fine for healthy adults

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:34

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

i could believe a majority of libs lost a bet in 2016 and had to lick a poisonous frog or whatever. would explain a lot

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:36

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

obama could have a little lead

as a treat

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:37

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

The name of that frog? Ideology

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:37

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

rip montasque

holy poo poo forgot this guy, what happened to him did he die for real

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:42

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

Al! posted:

holy poo poo forgot this guy, what happened to him did he die for real

Unfortunately he died of AIDS complications in the mid 90s.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:44

Automata 10 Pack: Jun 21, 2007; Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Excelzior posted:

obama could have a little lead

as a treat

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:46

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

The Nazis want me to win Minnesota House 61A because they want me to lose. They are frightened by me and donating me money.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:47

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Zerg Mans posted:

Unfortunately he died of AIDS complications in the mid 90s.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:52

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

Gumball Gumption posted:

All of those plans suck and drive me nuts because they would actually be historical investments if the money was being applied to anything but they're just funds for states to grab money from and is just grift.

Yeah, here in Texas there are a ton of shady solar companies that "are partners with X energy company in the area", use really aggressive sales tactics, and when you do a quick Google search find out they are bullshit and will leave you high and dry with a hosed up installation that no one will touch. I'm sure it's to grift some green energy program that doesn't actually help anyone

# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:58

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

Trump May Be In Early Stages Of Alzheimers

According to psychologist Dr. John Gartner, formerly of Johns Hopkins University Medical School, Donald Trump's slurring and inability to sometimes formulate complete sentences appears to be a sign of growing dementia and possibly early stages of Alzheimer�s.

In an interview with Salon's Chauncey DeVega, Gartner bluntly stated the former president is "showing gross signs of dementia" and fellow experts are not pointing out the warning signs nearly enough.

According to Gartner, "Some examples of Trump�s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes 'benefishes.' Renovations become 'renoversh.' Pivotal became 'pivobal.' Obama became 'obamna.' Missiles became 'mishiz.' Christmas became 'Crissus.' Bipartisan became 'bipars.' This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way."

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:00

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Willa Rogers posted:

Trump May Be In Early Stages Of Alzheimers

According to psychologist Dr. John Gartner, formerly of Johns Hopkins University Medical School, Donald Trump's slurring and inability to sometimes formulate complete sentences appears to be a sign of growing dementia and possibly early stages of Alzheimer�s.

In an interview with Salon's Chauncey DeVega, Gartner bluntly stated the former president is "showing gross signs of dementia" and fellow experts are not pointing out the warning signs nearly enough.

According to Gartner, "Some examples of Trump�s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes 'benefishes.' Renovations become 'renoversh.' Pivotal became 'pivobal.' Obama became 'obamna.' Missiles became 'mishiz.' Christmas became 'Crissus.' Bipartisan became 'bipars.' This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way."

Now let me explain why Joe Biden doing the same thing is merely a harmless result of his stutter or just a lovable affectation of his voice and how dare you imply he is anything less than an intellectual juggernaut!?

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:04

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

Willa Rogers posted:

Trump May Be In Early Stages Of Alzheimers

According to psychologist Dr. John Gartner, formerly of Johns Hopkins University Medical School, Donald Trump's slurring and inability to sometimes formulate complete sentences appears to be a sign of growing dementia and possibly early stages of Alzheimer�s.

In an interview with Salon's Chauncey DeVega, Gartner bluntly stated the former president is "showing gross signs of dementia" and fellow experts are not pointing out the warning signs nearly enough.

According to Gartner, "Some examples of Trump�s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes 'benefishes.' Renovations become 'renoversh.' Pivotal became 'pivobal.' Obama became 'obamna.' Missiles became 'mishiz.' Christmas became 'Crissus.' Bipartisan became 'bipars.' This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way."

Obamna

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:09

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Zerg Mans posted:

Unfortunately he died of AIDS complications in the mid 90s.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

correctly surmised a lowtax/jeffrey get out type situation

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:13

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

the owner of this website uses a powerful hypnosis and surgery technique to implant his mind into others GET OUT NOW

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:14

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Gumball Gumption posted:

All of those plans suck and drive me nuts because they would actually be historical investments if the money was being applied to anything but they're just funds for states to grab money from and is just grift.

You can always tell because they focus on dollars spent and never on improved human conditions.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:18

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

usually he slurs because his dentures are falling out. obamna is inexplicable though

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:19

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

RealityWarCriminal posted:

usually he slurs because his dentures are falling out. obamna is inexplicable though

Obama -> abomination-> abomnation->abomna -> obamna. Explicted.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:24

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

raprock obamna

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:28

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Willa Rogers posted:

Trump May Be In Early Stages Of Alzheimers

According to psychologist Dr. John Gartner, formerly of Johns Hopkins University Medical School, Donald Trump's slurring and inability to sometimes formulate complete sentences appears to be a sign of growing dementia and possibly early stages of Alzheimer’s.

In an interview with Salon's Chauncey DeVega, Gartner bluntly stated the former president is "showing gross signs of dementia" and fellow experts are not pointing out the warning signs nearly enough.

According to Gartner, "Some examples of Trump’s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes 'benefishes.' Renovations become 'renoversh.' Pivotal became 'pivobal.' Obama became 'obamna.' Missiles became 'mishiz.' Christmas became 'Crissus.' Bipartisan became 'bipars.' This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way."

been saying this

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:35

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

the_steve posted:

Now let me explain why Joe Biden doing the same thing is merely a harmless result of his stutter or just a lovable affectation of his voice and how dare you imply he is anything less than an intellectual juggernaut!?

Joe is in middle going on late stage alzheimers

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:36

DJJIB-DJDCT: Feb 1, 2024

Willa Rogers posted:

Trump May Be In Early Stages Of Alzheimers

According to psychologist Dr. John Gartner, formerly of Johns Hopkins University Medical School, Donald Trump's slurring and inability to sometimes formulate complete sentences appears to be a sign of growing dementia and possibly early stages of Alzheimer�s.

In an interview with Salon's Chauncey DeVega, Gartner bluntly stated the former president is "showing gross signs of dementia" and fellow experts are not pointing out the warning signs nearly enough.

According to Gartner, "Some examples of Trump�s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes 'benefishes.' Renovations become 'renoversh.' Pivotal became 'pivobal.' Obama became 'obamna.' Missiles became 'mishiz.' Christmas became 'Crissus.' Bipartisan became 'bipars.' This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way."

I was wondering why discussion over breakfast today was that Trump is badly suffering from dementia.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:37