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dialhforhero posted:This is actually a very unique issue that almost only occurs in America. Well that screenshot is from a TV show.
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Subjunctive posted:I wonder if there’s also some “walk it off, we don’t want to pay for an ambulance” involved Nah. People usually notice when a kids heart stops. One sign is that they can't walk.
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Subjunctive posted:I wonder if there’s also some “walk it off, we don’t want to pay for an ambulance” involved You don't walk off getting hit in the chest so hard your heart stops. A loving ambulance is being called if only because a lawsuit from the parents is a much higher financial burden than an ambulance.
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ah, I don’t realize it was that immediate terrible stuff 
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Commotio cordis Which is what happened to NFL player Damar Hamlin last year. Happily, he was one of the lucky few to beat the odds and come back to resume his career this past season. Commotio cordis is is very much all schad and no freude.
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About a year ago, football player Damar Hamlin's heart stopped after a routine tackle that hit him exactly the wrong way. He keeled over immediately like he was dead (luckily they were able to restart his heart and get him to the hospital and he recovered fully). It was obvious he wasn't going to be walking it off. Here is the video, which is quite shocking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Z9Vd53yhI
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Air Skwirl posted:Is there any reason beyond way more American kids play baseball than in any other country? The Lone Badger posted:That, pretty much. In cricket you’re not actually standing in the path of the ball. I think it's also to do with the aluminum bats used in US little league. It makes the kids hit harder, and from what I understand, leads to a lot of injuries other than immediate death as well.
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Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field
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I read all the Jack Reacher books and he once punches a guy in the chest in the exact nanosecond between beats that would cause the heart to stop.
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Soul Dentist posted:Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field he got better
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Soul Dentist posted:Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field shoes did not come off, he is fine
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This is all just more evidence that Wiffleball is the superior version of the sport.
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This one is so much worse than it seems. The idiot actually drove through the crossing, did a U-turn, then tried to drive back through it. e: This is the best version of the video I could find and cuts off the first few seconds, but you can see the car as it finishes driving through the crossing as the arms are coming down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAedMvHIJkc Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 05:10 on Feb 26, 2024 |
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Atticus_1354 posted:Nah. People usually notice when a kids heart stops. One sign is that they can't walk. drat snowflake liberal kids; Nobody Wants to Walk Anymore!! credburn posted:I read all the Jack Reacher books and he once punches a guy in the chest in the exact nanosecond between beats that would cause the heart to stop. HAART BREAK SHOTTO  Soul Dentist posted:Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field We've got a nice, fresh Super Bowl ring for you if you wake up, Mr. Hamlin! 
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The Lone Badger posted:That, pretty much. In cricket you’re not actually standing in the path of the ball. Sadly, people do die from being hit with the ball playing cricket.
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Catenfreude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9dY_4Adso Feel a bit bad for the guy, but they could have just jumped on any of the dozens of things around them that a tortoise can't climb.
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crusty posted:Sadly, people do die from being hit with the ball playing cricket. it's more out of embarrassment than actual physical harm tho right?
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Large Testicles posted:it's more out of embarrassment than actual physical harm tho right? No
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If you get hit by a cricket ball (which are made of hardened wood, rubber and leather) after someone absolutely wallops it at 100mph, in the balls - and you are not wearing a cup, your balls are simply gone. Flash vapourized.
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Drone_Fragger posted:If you get hit by a cricket ball (which are made of hardened wood, rubber and leather) after someone absolutely wallops it at 100mph, in the balls - and you are not wearing a cup, your balls are simply gone. Flash vapourized. Now is a good a time as any to post this.
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thats what being hit out for a duck means, you have to waddle off the pitch, cradling what remains of your testicles
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Samovar posted:Now is a good a time as any to post this. The perfectly enunciated "OH NO" at the second nut blast is perfect. It's like that scene from Spaceballs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbT6BjFvcA
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Soul Dentist posted:Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field It doesn't make any sense to me that a stopped heart with a working brain is "dead" but a beating heart with a dead brain is "alive". I'm sure there are technical/medical/legal reasons why it has to be that way, but it's pretty weird on the face of it.
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The Soul lives in the heart.
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Re: heart-stopping play, I was at the 1998 playoff game (Detroit hosting St Louis) in which Chris Pronger blocked a shot with his chest. That mountain of a man, coasting and fully upright on his skates, suddenly looked as though he’d come unplugged. He just dropped without any type of reaction. Credit to Detroit fans (who, deservedly, rarely receive any) for both not cheering and staying eerily quiet until play resumed quite some time later. Seeing him taken off on a stretcher, followed by a PA announcement that his wife should make her way to the ambulance bay was disconcerting as hell.
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Kennel posted:The Soul lives in the heart. Soul is stored in the balls
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No, shoes have soles. That's why when they come off, they're dead.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:This one is so much worse than it seems. The idiot actually drove through the crossing, did a U-turn, then tried to drive back through it. This is doubly stupid because he had a red light. What's the hurry?
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Jen heir rick posted:This is doubly stupid because he had a red light. What's the hurry? McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10:30
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Drone_Fragger posted:If you get hit by a cricket ball (which are made of hardened wood, rubber and leather) after someone absolutely wallops it at 100mph, in the balls - and you are not wearing a cup, your balls are simply gone. Flash vapourized. Groinârea accident.
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Hit or miss Clitoris posted:McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10:30 https://i.imgur.com/BtSP5CF.gifv
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Discernibly Turgid posted:Re: heart-stopping play, I was at the 1998 playoff game (Detroit hosting St Louis) in which Chris Pronger blocked a shot with his chest. That mountain of a man, coasting and fully upright on his skates, suddenly looked as though he’d come unplugged. He just dropped without any type of reaction. I was running the score board at the Roadrunners game in 2016 when Craig Cunningham just dropped to the ice for no reason during warm up. It scared the poo poo out of everyone there. https://www.the50athletes.com/craig-cunningham/
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Groinârea accident. 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Groinârea accident. Lol
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Soul Dentist posted:Why would you post the video of the guy technically dying on field Technically you need to stay dead to have died. A non-beating heart isn't death. Everyone who is dead has no pulse, but not all without a pulse are dead. I hate this constant disrespect of death
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Ok but why would a mod post a heart-stopping tackle here in the schadenfreude thread
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Because nothing tastes as schadenfreude as the look from the newly educated when you're a besserwisser
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Discernibly Turgid posted:Re: heart-stopping play, I was at the 1998 playoff game (Detroit hosting St Louis) in which Chris Pronger blocked a shot with his chest. That mountain of a man, coasting and fully upright on his skates, suddenly looked as though he’d come unplugged. He just dropped without any type of reaction. Armacham posted:I was running the score board at the Roadrunners game in 2016 when Craig Cunningham just dropped to the ice for no reason during warm up. It scared the poo poo out of everyone there. I was there when Jiri Fischer had cardiac arrest on the bench and they postponed the game for several months (he survived but didn't play again). Goons shouldn't attend hockey games, apparently. Zero One has a new favorite as of 20:17 on Feb 26, 2024 |
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