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Azuth0667 posted:The station wagon is the superior vehicle. *inhales deeply in preparation for entering Slur Mode*
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I gotta go buy gad
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Feb 27, 2024 10:47
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Azuth0667 posted:The station wagon is the superior vehicle. *Reaches under the passenger seat*
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Feb 27, 2024 12:46
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Jestery posted:I gotta go buy gad That drat Biden took our SSSSss!
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Feb 27, 2024 13:00
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brb gad and skoal tun
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Feb 27, 2024 13:24
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Flavor Bear posted:brb gad and skoal tun grab me a suitcase of Currs wudjya? Wrestlin' is on tonight
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Feb 27, 2024 13:50
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Add, Gad, or Gradd, nobody rides for free
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Feb 27, 2024 13:55
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Dag gum! Dun tatered my britches.
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Feb 27, 2024 14:08
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*shoots gun*
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Feb 27, 2024 14:11
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Hatch backs are just station wagons with birth defects.
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Feb 27, 2024 15:15
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*Gets Yosemite Sam mad at a school bus
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Feb 27, 2024 15:20
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Gotta go buy gas if only TRUNP was president so I can buy gas for .30 cents cheaper my 20 gallon tank yearns for liberation from the bidenist price hikes
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Feb 27, 2024 15:44
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gently caress I gotta buy gas and bullets
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Feb 27, 2024 15:51
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And smokes and dip and scratchers and beer
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Feb 27, 2024 15:57
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*proudly displays pro choice sticker on back window panel*
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Feb 27, 2024 16:39
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Smugworth posted:*proudly displays pro choice sticker on back window panel* Right next to my “We don’t call 911” Glock sticker
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Feb 27, 2024 21:43
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*proudly displays thin yellow line American flag punisher skull* Support our teachers y'all, they're the real heroes
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Feb 27, 2024 21:53
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[racism]
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Feb 27, 2024 22:50
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*goes over bump, shits self* *doesnt notice*
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Feb 28, 2024 01:06
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WE THE PEOPLE Got terrible deals on truck financing gently caress gotta sell a dozen of my 200 guns to keep the Silverado
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Feb 28, 2024 01:38
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Smugworth posted:*proudly displays thin yellow line American flag punisher skull* Ahh the piss tape skull
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Feb 28, 2024 01:39
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gently caress gotta get gas station boner pills
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Feb 28, 2024 01:39
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Finances truck Immediately buys $4,000 wheels and tires Doesn't make a single payment on new loan Truck gets repossessed after 4 months Calls bank swearing and screaming at hourly rate employee Asks to speak with manager Manager has zero sympathy given behavior with employee Apologizes and asks for wheels back Manager explains that they can purchase the wheels back at auction but they'll be attached to the truck True story from my time as the hourly rate bank employee working collections 15+ years ago.
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Feb 28, 2024 01:49
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"There aren't any parking spaces large enough for me? I'll just park horizontally across two handicapped spaces. I don't have a placard or anything. I deserve this space". This happened earlier today.
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Feb 28, 2024 03:05
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shania twain tits
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Flavor Bear posted:shania twain tits Let’s keep it American
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Feb 28, 2024 04:09
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My truck is my office
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Worf posted:Let’s keep it American how'd you get on my google
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redshirt posted:My truck is my office My truck is my home since my truck payment was more than my rent and something had to give. I work the exit ramp downtown for money. My sign says "Will roll coal for gas money!"
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Feb 28, 2024 15:07
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*takes 13 minutes to back into a parking space in the hospital's parking garage* And they wonder why my drat blood pressure's so high!!!
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A Fancy Hat posted:*takes 13 minutes to back into 4 parking spaces in the hospital's parking garage* Ftft
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hello Cletus the auto zone clerk, what are the goddamn brightest headlights u got
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Yes, Mr. Valet, the frame is lifted and the wheels are swapped out for off-roading. Yes, I know it's not great for urban driving, but it'll be great for that camping trip next summer. Yes, I know it's not for another six months. No, my other car is a Range Rover, why do you ask?
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Feb 28, 2024 16:15
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Feb 28, 2024 18:25
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you kids dont drink them pepsis them are my work pepsis
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Feb 28, 2024 18:39
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I'm going to eat dinner at my favorite restaurant: Kwik Trip
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Feb 28, 2024 18:40
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Dumbass
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Flavor Bear posted:or feelings
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It sure does feel good knowing I am contributing to the American economy by delivering my giant trailer full of goods. Us truckers sure are America's backbone. I can't wait til I can pop in a meth toothpick and gently caress a lot lizard.
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As I exit her, I lovingly pat her side and tell her that she's not oversized, she's perfect.
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