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Master Twig posted:A lot of that depends on if you're motivated to actually hurt the animal. A goose is like 20 pounds and has fragile, hollow bones. You can easily beat it in a fight. As a tiny child I once got swarmed by a flock of geese and my tiny little 110lb mother charged in like an avenging angel, grabbed a goose in each hand by the neck and used those geese as weapons against the other geese. I'm fairly certain that I could defeat a goose if I so chose to do so. Even if i'm not a mother.
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CainFortea posted:As a tiny child I once got swarmed by a flock of geese and my tiny little 110lb mother charged in like an avenging angel, grabbed a goose in each hand by the neck and used those geese as weapons against the other geese. Dual-wielding goose flails sounds like something that should be viable in Dark Souls.
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Inceltown posted:I would hurt goose or maverick, idgaf I would fire a Maverick at the goose. e: AGM-65 means Anti Goose Missile #65.
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And the young mothers name - Marie Curie
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Marie Curie was Polish born but French bred. HA! FRENCH BREAD!
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FreudianSlippers posted:Marie Curie was Polish born but French bred. Ah so she's Krakau born pain
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CainFortea posted:As a tiny child I once got swarmed by a flock of geese and my tiny little 110lb mother charged in like an avenging angel, grabbed a goose in each hand by the neck and used those geese as weapons against the other geese. It's going to be hard to top this post, thread
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I once wrestled a whitetail buck down and euthanized it with a small pocket knife but he had been hit by a car shortly before and I also did not get away uninjured. I read this in Sam Elliott's voice.
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This feels more unrealistic than being able to take a grizzly in a fight.
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CainFortea posted:As a tiny child I once got swarmed by a flock of geese and my tiny little 110lb mother charged in like an avenging angel, grabbed a goose in each hand by the neck and used those geese as weapons against the other geese. 
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Vlaphor posted:This feels more unrealistic than being able to take a grizzly in a fight. She married one of Reddit’s founders. Her tennis game is really good, but there’s got to be an outside chance that she makes a mistake on the court that is like one millionth as serious as marrying that guy.
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Vlaphor posted:This feels more unrealistic than being able to take a grizzly in a fight. Now the question is, would I be able to take Serena Williams in a fight. I would not Slugworth posted:That's nothing, here's a picture of my dad doing the same to save me from an even more impressive foe. Probably an obvious question but why was your dad naked
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Vlaphor posted:This feels more unrealistic than being able to take a grizzly in a fight. https://twitter.com/longwall26/status/1149726844385521665
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Don't know about those cat numbers  E;fb Shageletic has a new favorite as of 13:22 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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This photo:  ...... has a real "Dashcon ballpit" vibe: 
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Lapland New Forest guys at it again e: lol it was so bad it has a Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_New_Forest 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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"I'd sooner die than be inconvenienced" - Bertrand Russell probably
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SecretOfSteel posted:"I'd sooner die than be inconvenienced" - Bertrand Russell probably Isn't that what the 1776 kerfuffle was all about?
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Here is the funniest story of the year https://twitter.com/AlsikkanTV/status/1762235549727809858 quote:Just 24 hours before 'Willy's Chocolate Experience' on Saturday at the Boxhub, organisers House of Illuminati posted pictures of a van full of props and said 'it's all coming together nicely'. quote:Despite organisers posting pictures on social media of thousands of sweets and lollies in the days leading up to the event, it was claimed by one parent their children were handed just a couple of jelly babies and a quarter of a can of Barr's limeade. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13127687/amp/immersive-willy-wonka-event-glasgow-police.html https://twitter.com/Vietpride218/status/1762325231970972005 E: https://twitter.com/dswhite7/status/1762280216670707715
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I'm laughing at only getting a quarter of a can of Barr's Limeade, its always the cheapest can in the shop. I'm loving that they couldn't even splash out for a full can.
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That Oompa-Loompa has a pretty kicking rad meth lab, can't sweat it.
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Ah, the future is now The lack of foresight that this wouldn't go over well is astonishing. Especially because you'll be dealing directly with angry parents, one of nature's most dangerous foes.
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Vlaphor posted:This feels more unrealistic than being able to take a grizzly in a fight. How long do I get? Eventually she’ll double fault, right?
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Shageletic posted:Here is the funniest story of the year One sweet teat please.
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Regarding beating up animals : wtf is wrong wit you all? Is this some kind of looser olympics? whats next? Goons : "I Know i can poo poo my pants harder than you." Trump : "Hold my tepid diet coke."
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staberind posted:Regarding beating up animals : wtf is wrong wit you all? I don't tell you how/when to post you don't tell me how/when to wrestle a llama.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL1iQx4Wny8 The loving Supreme Court. What a waste of humanity.
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Borscht posted:How long do I get? Eventually she’ll double fault, right? You double fault when you're trying to smash unreturnable serves into the very corners, which is necessary against elite tennis players. Against a random guy I'd happily bet she'd be more than capable of going a whole match either bouncing unreturnable serves into the corners or smashing hard ones straight down the middle that people would break their wrists trying to return. staberind posted:Regarding beating up animals : wtf is wrong wit you all? I mentioned it before but goons get real fuckin weird whenever geese are mentioned
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Butterfly Valley posted:I mentioned it before but goons get real fuckin weird whenever geese are mentioned Yeah, 'cause we're not bought out by Big Goose
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