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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:02

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# ? May 30, 2024 02:05

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

kazil posted:

30% Dem

still waiting on most of Wayne County

Dean Phillips should loving drop out :lol:

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:04

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

why is it sooo loving hard to wear pants, also a wrinkled shirt, and not buying some room separators and using those as telecom backgrounds and having a nice ring light, microphone and decent audio setup.

gosh its 2024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:05

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

Batterypowered7 posted:

Page 1024 by 768

Anything over XGA is a crime.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:06

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

PhazonLink posted:

why is it sooo loving hard to wear pants,

Tuggin'

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:10

Zore: Sep 21, 2010; willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d�etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

About 11% of Wayne County is in now and its starting to trend towards the rest of the state with a 17% Uncommitted and 77% Biden breakdown currently compared to the 24% and 70% it was showing with 4% in. That probably nails shut any hope of the Uncommitted vote significantly ticking up towards 20% unless the rest of Wayne really reverses that trend.

It also means currently Washtenaw, Ann Arbor, is the county Uncommitted is doing best in with 21% and 61% of the vote counted.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:10

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I like the cat on the monitor.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:11

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Propaganda Hour posted:

Tuggin'

Do I have good news for you

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:16

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

SRQ posted:

Anything over XGA is a crime.

Can't wait for page 1280 by 1024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:19

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

oh no...

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:20

RubberLuffy: Mar 31, 2011

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:20

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

RubberLuffy posted:

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

Just what the gently caress. Petty theft when your dad has a bullshit six-figure-salary job for the oil industry that he's in no way qualified for and your mom is a congressperson.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:24

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

RubberLuffy posted:

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

In case any one is smart enough to not have Facebook, this is indeed real. :lol:

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:25

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Just what the gently caress. Petty theft when your dad has a bullshit six-figure-salary job for the oil industry that he's in no way qualified for and your mom is a congressperson.

You can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:26

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

RubberLuffy posted:

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

Family values start at home, and if all these godless leftists can't teach their kids right from wrong, the law will... wait... this just in, apparently this is an innocent mistake and totally unfair, SAD!

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:28

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Less than 20%, but it would be funny as gently caress!

If anti-Trump Republicans like Romney and Liz Chaney actually, affirmatively endorsed Biden, that might be worth 1-2%. But so far they�ve been content to write-in dead guys like Reagan and McCain

I think voting for a Democrat is literally apostasy to them

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:30

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

RubberLuffy posted:

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

That is a lot of charges

LOL

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:30

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Is the rifle police department using a polaroid camera to take mug shots?

e: nm it's a picture of a screen

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:31

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Someone tell her that her kid has a douchebag haircut

E: lmao he was breaking into cars. Bet you a dollar he�s got a serious substance addition problem (that part isn�t funny). Mom of the year though!

EE: oh there�s �delinquency of a minor� tied to all of those charges which likely means he had some underage kid with him robbing cars.

Nooner posted:

Also lol at 3x Theft Under $300 charges

Kid watches that Trailer Park Boys episode and was like "oh poo poo that's smart"

It�s because he was only stealing credit cards more than likely. There will 100% be more charges when they talk to the owners of those cards

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Feb 28, 2024

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:31

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Written out charges

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lmao

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:32

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

He was only stealing people's ID documents and credit cards to provide for his family, he has a newborn after all

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:33

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

RubberLuffy posted:

pic

Boebert's son got arrested

lol she's posting today about the Biden Crime Family being the most corrupt political family in history

isnt this the same kid that made her a grandma?

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:33

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

If you have premarital sex your vagina won�t be as sticky and you want it to be sticky.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:33

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Written out charges

Is the financial device they are talking about one of those weird cell phone jammer things that can open garage doors and poo poo? And he was using that to break into cars?

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:34

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Not the only Republican son that got arrested

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:34

Rescue Toaster: Mar 13, 2003

Financial device means stolen credit card right?

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:34

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

LOL. Multiple counts of carrying stolen/forged IDs.

This wasn't a one-off lark or a drunken spree - dude was seriously planning and conducting heists.

He was smart for waiting until he was 18 so he could be charged as an adult. Good going, Tyler.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:35

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Looks like Lauren is about as good a mother as she is a congressperson, business owner, neighbor and woman who chooses non-pedophiles as spouses

Like how hosed up is that kid to be doing all that poo poo from a house of privilege

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:35

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

bird with big dick posted:

If you have premarital sex your vagina won�t be as sticky and you want it to be sticky.

some post the ham sandwiches of some guys daughter vs taylor swifts ham sandwich

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:35

Bugsy: Jul 15, 2004; I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.; Slippery Tilde

Bottom Liner posted:

They're not wrong. There is a sizable voting base of muslim americans in MI and they are rightfully pissed.

I know, I figured uncommitted was going to be 20%+ but its down to 14% now. 20% or more might have put more pressure on Biden to do more for Gaza and the Palestinians, but something so close to what Obama had in 2012 isn't going to signal that he needs to change.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:35

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Also lol at 3x Theft Under $300 charges

Kid watches that Trailer Park Boys episode and was like "oh poo poo that's smart"

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:35

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Not the only Republican son that got arrested

When you realize you hate a person just by looking at them

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:36

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Is the financial device they are talking about one of those weird cell phone jammer things that can open garage doors and poo poo? And he was using that to break into cars?

it's a fancy way of saying debit or credit card

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:37

Scags McDouglas: Sep 9, 2012

Tyler Boebert failed to learn the example set by his elders and stick to more accpetable crimes like jerking a guy off in a theater at a Beetlejuice musical

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:38

nobodygetshurt: Dec 11, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Alabama really going all in

"Don't have sex."
"But what is sex?"
"Can't tell you. Just don't have it."

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:39

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Ghostlight posted:

it's a fancy way of saying debit or credit card

Yeah it�s 100% this. The next thing the cops are going to do is ask all those people who had cards recovered to check their CC statements. Dude is turbofucked if he used even one of them.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 05:39