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Tbf, Wonka's factory is described as a large imposing brick factory with smoke stacks etc
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Also "the elder" is now Wonka canon. Or is he saying "the unknown", which the script describes as an evil chocolateer nemesis that lives in the walls?
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Feb 28, 2024 17:52
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It's "the unknown" spoken with the local accent.
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The General posted:Air Canada also tried to claim they're not responsible for what any of their agents say. Candy canes are the worst and have no place in a land of whimsy. They are the poo poo candy from the times before good candy was invented.
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Thesaurus posted:Also "the elder" is now Wonka canon. He's Wonka's horribly deformed older brother who watches him with a mixture of both jealousy and affection and ultimately saves his life at the cost of his own when there's a fire. That's what the new movie is about.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Candy canes are the worst and have no place in a land of whimsy. They are the poo poo candy from the times before good candy was invented. I have no problems with a good minty stick. But I do agree, most other candy is much much superior.
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ultrafilter posted:It's "the unknown" spoken with the local accent. The glaswegians are out of control
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Feb 28, 2024 17:59
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I still don't get "why" It has to be an extremely lazy attempt at a tax writeoff or money laundering. The "House of Illuminati" (that loving name, come on) could not have been organizing this in good faith, with the idea that it would somehow be a success
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Feb 28, 2024 18:10
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https://twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/status/1762875496780509525?s=19
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Thesaurus posted:Also "the elder" is now Wonka canon. Noooooooooooooooooooooo
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:I still don't get "why" Grifter magical thinking. "If I produce enough C O N T E N T the money will flow to me!" so they poo poo out as much garbage as possible without thought of things like value and pretend that they're running a business empire.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:32
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House of Illuminati produced plenty of real solid A-tier content with this one, it's just not the kind you want reputation-wise
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Feb 28, 2024 18:37
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
I was so busy being terrified by that teddy bear's fat lips down below, that I didn't notice a hand growing out of its cheek! 
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Feb 28, 2024 19:00
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ultrafilter posted:It's "the unknown" spoken with the local accent. Specifically according to the actor playing Willy Wonka, he's called "the Unknown" because nobody knows his name. Deep lore-building.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:04
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The evil chocolate man who lives in the walls Imagine, if u will, adopting this format for a children's faire in Re-Form
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Feb 28, 2024 19:06
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Struggling to decide whether the name "Willy's Chocolate Experience", "Willy McDuff and the Wonkidoodles", or "The Unknown, a magical chocolate maker who lives in the walls and doesn't want kids to clean their rooms" is funnier. It's a tough race. https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1762859599558742172?t=30O6XxiTfEf7-vfn1g1vYQ&s=19
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Feb 28, 2024 19:08
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Actually his role in the show was to scare the living poo poo out of a bunch of kids lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6T_iW97do Craig is back as Wonky Willy
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Feb 28, 2024 19:10
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Capitalism. Not even once.
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People are just gobbling up this Wonka fiasco, though it's already getting old seeing it pop up somehow in like every other thread.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6T_iW97do This is glorious.
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MrQwerty posted:Actually his role in the show was to scare the living poo poo out of a bunch of kids lol This cast has 100 percent had to work shifts at haunted houses is my guess and somehow this gig was infinitely worse lol
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ElectricSheep posted:isn't this just how they talk in Scotland though “Oy! You Lad! D’yeh want sum *HIC* Encherining and *BELCH* Catgacating Entertainment, wot with s’m cartchy tuns and *UNINTELIGIBLE* exarserdray lollipops?”
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Feb 28, 2024 19:36
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lol that even the weird AI script has people looking at each other apprehensively
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Bicyclops posted:lol that even the weird AI script has people looking at each other apprehensively I love how the script has audience responses for like every line. Did they pass them out to the audience as well? Were they also expected to memorize it in 12 hours so they knew how and when to respond?
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The final battle between Willy and the unknown sounds pretty legit, tho
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JossiRossi posted:Capitalism. Not even once. There are two different Oompa ladies, that tweet is just really bad and assigns one to the other
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AcidCat posted:People are just gobbling up this Wonka fiasco, though it's already getting old seeing it pop up somehow in like every other thread. The Facebook pages have news agencies from everywhere asking for people to weigh in
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Feb 28, 2024 19:47
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Lol they made a bunch of kids cry and created publicity for a bunch of struggling actors with their scam so now it's lighthearted international news
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"What do you get when you rip off kids? Cops come in and beat you with sticks. What do you do when the workers are sad? Make them feel shame and threaten their dads. I don't like the sound of it" That's all I got
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I bet that poor Oompa Loompa had to tell the kids (somberly and deadpan): She probably thought she was gonna clean up on tips when her boss at the event staffing agency asked if she wanted to bartend at the Wonkaland event. Edit: nvm, it was worse than that for her. I got to the interview. Bored fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Feb 28, 2024 |
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“Hey, kids, watch me make candy.”
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This would have at least looked better if they crammed all the props and acts into a single room.
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somewhere there's a warehouse with the big candy models. they should have just sent the people there and let them rummage around in a prop shop
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Thesaurus posted:The final battle between Willy and the unknown sounds pretty legit, tho AI script: LIGHTNING STRIKES THE GROUND AS THE 20,000 FOOT TALL FACE OF GOD EMERGES IN A SHOWER OF SPARKS Event manager: here's a stick, improvise
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The Dashcon ball pit and the Wonka Piss Table.
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I really want to know how much money was paid to people to organize this
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Is there a word for these types of poo poo shows that bring everyone together so we can collectively laugh? Like Fyre Festival and the Submarine. And that goon who was going to walk the entire US. Seems like the French would have a word for it.
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