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ELTON JOHN posted:these keep getting worse lol just in time for Valentine’s Day
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Feb 28, 2024 18:32
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elon's the kind of guy who wants the street cred of using arch without having to actually learn how to properly set up an install so I'm guessing manjaro KDE edition with AUR turned on (to install chrome) and he probably gets VERY defensive in private over both the manjaro team's big list of fuckups over the years and the fact it's not "really" arch but elon IS an arch user in spirit if not fact
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Feb 28, 2024 18:33
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ELTON JOHN posted:these keep getting worse lol Two weeks late lol
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Feb 28, 2024 18:33
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Rudeboy Detective posted:elon's the kind of guy who wants the street cred of using arch without having to actually learn how to properly set up an install so I'm guessing manjaro KDE edition with AUR turned on (to install chrome) and he probably gets VERY defensive in private over both the manjaro team's big list of fuckups over the years and the fact it's not "really" arch but elon IS an arch user in spirit if not fact Too dorky didn't read
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Feb 28, 2024 18:34
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Ubuntu too ethnic a name
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Feb 28, 2024 18:37
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x in your face
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Feb 28, 2024 18:39
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Watching a magician complain about his exes and illegal immigrants before doing the worst slight of hand you've ever seen. Everybody hoots and hollers in amazement and the stock price soars
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Feb 28, 2024 18:40
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thathonkey posted:finally a tesla model that can reliably vaporize an entire crosswalk worth of pedestrians from any angle Based, this is America, people who walk are ftl
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Feb 28, 2024 18:55
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Rudeboy Detective posted:elon's the kind of guy who wants the street cred of using arch without having to actually learn how to properly set up an install so I'm guessing manjaro KDE edition with AUR turned on (to install chrome) and he probably gets VERY defensive in private over both the manjaro team's big list of fuckups over the years and the fact it's not "really" arch but elon IS an arch user in spirit if not fact God Dammit I was going to make an arch joke
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Feb 28, 2024 18:56
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the haert animation is extremely impressive. elon's doing things no other company can even conceive.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:56
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How would a car with rocket thrusters even be considered an EV
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Feb 28, 2024 18:58
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Is this the design for the roadster they started taking preorders for in 2017 and still haven’t even released any photos of that’s supposed to be released this year? Or is this for the next version of the roadster?  running out of lies so just making lies as sequels for existing lies
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Feb 28, 2024 18:58
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https://x.com/drainbamager/status/1762890812965200064 now we're talking
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Feb 28, 2024 19:00
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Is this the design for the roadster they started taking preorders for in 2017 and still haven’t even released any photos of that’s supposed to be released this year? Or is this for the next version of the roadster? yes
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Feb 28, 2024 19:00
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Bryan Danielson > Elon Musk
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Feb 28, 2024 19:04
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a.lo posted:How would a car with rocket thrusters even be considered an EV The thrusters will shoot out cool lightning bolts and each one can be detached and used as lightsabers. The car will also be able to fly as high as you want without stalling and can briefly serve as a spacecraft if you go so high you reach space.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:05
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the milk machine posted:finally a sports car that's twelve feet wide and six feet long Hearing that the wheels will all be on 360 degree casters, so this should be doable. The driver's seat will be on a rotating platform with drive by wire, so you can always face the direction of travel (the iPad will still be glued to the dashboard though)
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Feb 28, 2024 19:06
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Despite its name, the Roadster is actually a four-seater with a removable glass roof, not the traditional two-seat convertible body style that most people associate with the term "roadster." When it was first unveiled as part of the Tesla Semi reveal event in 2017, the Roadster had some pretty mind-boggling figures attached to it. Tesla stated a massive range of 620 miles, while the time to 60 mph was quoted at as little as 1.9 seconds, and the top speed was said to exceed 250 mph. Now, Musk is saying the Roadster will achieve a 60-mph time of less than one second Tesla originally advertised the Roadster as starting at $200,000, with the 1000 Founder Series Launch models priced at $250,000. Reservation books are open now and require an immediate $5000 credit card payment with a $45,000 wire transfer payment due within 10 days. The Tesla website says deposits are refundable but does not list a total price for the Roadster.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:16
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:Despite its name, the Roadster is actually a four-seater with a removable glass roof, not the traditional two-seat convertible body style that most people associate with the term "roadster." When it was first unveiled as part of the Tesla Semi reveal event in 2017, the Roadster had some pretty mind-boggling figures attached to it. Tesla stated a massive range of 620 miles, while the time to 60 mph was quoted at as little as 1.9 seconds, and the top speed was said to exceed 250 mph. Now, Musk is saying the Roadster will achieve a 60-mph time of less than one second Love the car
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Feb 28, 2024 19:17
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elon is saying the tesla roadster will have a system that reduces the surrounding air pressure by as much as 35%, enabling a genuine revolution in personal transport and the world economy
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Feb 28, 2024 19:18
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lmao rocket thrusters
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Feb 28, 2024 19:29
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UFOTacoMan posted:lmao rocket thrusters COLD GAS THRUSTERS thank you
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Feb 28, 2024 19:31
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you can still call it an electric car if the rocket fuel is only used for the thrusters
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Feb 28, 2024 19:33
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Sir Tonk posted:https://x.com/drainbamager/status/1762890812965200064 
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Feb 28, 2024 19:33
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Sir Tonk posted:https://x.com/drainbamager/status/1762890812965200064 Elon is going to destroy that guy with his Ketamine Boxing Style
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Feb 28, 2024 19:35
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sharknado slashfic posted:God Dammit I was going to make an arch joke 
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Feb 28, 2024 19:36
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mods please rename me Cosmically Impotent
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Feb 28, 2024 19:36
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The "we're putting rockets on a Tesla" tweet can't be real. There's no way
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Feb 28, 2024 20:58
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005577738332172289?t=j4kUP5D6Azg_TcqSzWkudQ&s=19
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Feb 28, 2024 21:01
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wow flying car announcement.. that’s the kind of news you can only get on X
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Feb 28, 2024 21:02
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rocket thrusters can only but improve braking
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Feb 28, 2024 21:08
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a.lo posted:rocket thrusters can only but improve braking they thrust backward to stop the car faster, duh
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Feb 28, 2024 21:08
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Ever see The Expanse? Well, Elon did.
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Feb 28, 2024 21:10
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005577738332172289?t=j4kUP5D6Azg_TcqSzWkudQ&s=19 the word "maybe" will lift more than any tesla rocket ever will
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Feb 28, 2024 21:13
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005577738332172289?t=j4kUP5D6Azg_TcqSzWkudQ&s=19 Just picturing what happens to any nearby pedestrian or other vehicle when it’s broadsided by the amount and strength of air fired from a jet propulsion system needed to influence the movement of a multi-ton object like an EV or hit by any small debris caught in the release such as pieces of glass and small rocks typically found on a roadway Dr. VooDoo has issued a correction as of 21:24 on Feb 28, 2024 |
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Feb 28, 2024 21:22
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a.lo posted:How would a car with rocket thrusters even be considered an EV Obviously just going to chuck on 10 ion engines. Sure the thrust is ridiculously low, but if your car somehow ends up in space it will slowly let you make your way to Mars! Giving the power for people to make their way to Mars the people. Smart.
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Feb 28, 2024 21:23
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005577738332172289?t=j4kUP5D6Azg_TcqSzWkudQ&s=19 Nice 2018 tweet
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Feb 28, 2024 21:24
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Just picturing what happens to any nearby pedestrian or other vehicle when it’s broadsided by the amount and strength of air fired from a jet propulsion system needed to influence the movement of a multi-ton object like an EV or hit by any small debris caught in the release such as pieces of glass and small rocks typically found on a roadway https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/846768171486855169?t=GkucuVYiCyWihWd0M-fW7g&s=19
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Feb 28, 2024 21:24
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Mordiceius posted:Nice 2018 tweet that's when he first said the roadster will have rockets. today he said the roadster will be a tesla/spacex collab and will go 0-60 in <1 second and will be unveiled this year. it's in the Xeets
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Feb 28, 2024 21:26
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only the dumbest loving people in the world would hear something can go 0-60 in under a second and say "that sounds like the hallmark of a useful machine" and not understand they'll forget to hit reverse one time and drive out the front door of their house before they can realize what they did
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