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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1762981623115465156

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Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


I'm so serious, what is that Oompa Loompa doing, selling, or....for? It looks like a preroll joint popup in a dispensary.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Squiggle posted:

I'm so serious, what is that Oompa Loompa doing, selling, or....for? It looks like a preroll joint popup in a dispensary.

they had her handing out jelly beans.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..










found a handful more images from various news sites. god what a mess, haha.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
It feels like a single person planned, coordinated and delivered the entire event over a weekend.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


uber_stoat posted:

they had her handing out jelly beans.

One per child.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Her frustration in the interview with trying to give thile kids 3 jelly beans but they just didn't have any more to give. The real tragedy is that any amount of jelly beans above 0 is a huge disappointment.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Khanstant posted:

Her frustration in the interview with trying to give thile kids 3 jelly beans but they just didn't have any more to give. The real tragedy is that any amount of jelly beans above 0 is a huge disappointment.

The sound of the kids crying in that one video is actually coming from the jelly bean stand where the kids were just informed that they would, in fact, be receiving jelly beans. Popcorn flavored in fact.

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I'm the Evil Chocolate maker that lives in the walls.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Unknown is going to get his own spinoff. he's the next Babadook.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1762998627415253052

https://twitter.com/RiseFallNickBck/status/1762741529209110625

https://twitter.com/imcxllumbtw/status/1762956946422788455

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


drat, dude.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


:nice:


This is really sweet regardless :)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Make no mistake, I love and support Oompa Loompa Lady.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

She just wanted to make kids happy

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Yeah, it seems like everyone involved except for the organizer (con artist) and police (all bastards) felt terrible about the kids being disappointed and upset/scared shitless.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



is this loss?

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Aishlinn posted:

is this loss?

That's how I read it.

e: and even if it isn't, it is.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Das Boo posted:

Make no mistake, I love and support Oompa Loompa Lady.

for real, nothing but respect for being able to deal with all of that but still smile and try for the kids

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Khanstant posted:

Her frustration in the interview with trying to give thile kids 3 jelly beans but they just didn't have any more to give. The real tragedy is that any amount of jelly beans above 0 is a huge disappointment.

im going to kick your rear end and youre going to deserve it khan

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://twitter.com/snowconesolid/status/1763054203444842933?t=FwrEK5K77iQWe3mfO-iFKw&s=19

The Unknown will tell their story.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


All I want to know is what the unknown is doing there, I can't wait.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

i love my manic depressed pixie oompa loompa dream girl

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Grey Cat posted:

All I want to know is what the unknown is doing there, I can't wait.

I think The Unknown was living in that wall, just behind the mirror.

Next time you look at a mirror hanging on a wall in your house, just know that The Unknown could be lurking behind it, making evil chocolate.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
there is another. as was prophesied.

https://x.com/Bencouvy/status/1762709047038349688?s=20

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
poo poo it just occurred to me that The Unknown is basically the Scottish rival to the Silver Skull.

The two of them should have a fight to the death.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Disco Pope posted:

She's from Glasgow, not the 1930s.

It's the funniest city in the UK

quote:

Planning a stand-up tour soon, the actor, originally from Hull, said he had moved to Glasgow to follow his dream of becoming a stand-up comedian after googling what is the funniest city in the UK.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Thesaurus posted:

It's the funniest city in the UK

that’s why they invented the glasgow smile

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Thesaurus posted:

It's the funniest city in the UK

it's because there's a massive comedy festival there every year

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Imagine not being from Glasgow lmao.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Found a video of the entire experience, Depressed Oompa Loompa wasn't having it with the single jellybean nonsense.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMLDKyhY/

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Mr Teatime posted:

Imagine not being from Glasgow lmao.

I appreciated my time getting drunk there while studying abroad. My roommates and I would get these cheap three (3!!!) liter bottles of mixed booze called "Frosty Jack's" that we'd chug. They were £2.50 per 3 liters and bright blue. It seemed like everyone I met in Glasgow was a hard drinker.

It was always blustery and drizzling

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

charlie and the buckfast monastery

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I haven't posted here in a long time, but when I saw this popping up in my Seinfeld poo poo posting groups. I know I needed to join my fellow goons in laughing at another scam trainwreck.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I haven't posted here in a long time, but when I saw this popping up in my Seinfeld poo poo posting groups. I know I needed to join my fellow goons in laughing at another scam trainwreck.

Larry David did this

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Found a video of the entire experience, Depressed Oompa Loompa wasn't having it with the single jellybean nonsense.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMLDKyhY/
The Willy Wonka guy is really giving it his all at least.

Also always great to see more reactions to The Unknown.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Found a video of the entire experience, Depressed Oompa Loompa wasn't having it with the single jellybean nonsense.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMLDKyhY/

Simply astounding

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

The Willy Wonka guy is really giving it his all at least.

Also always great to see more reactions to The Unknown.

10 years from now, a Glaswegian kid will catch Eyes Wide Shut on TV and will hear "what's this? It's the Unknown!" and go Noooooo

Meanwhile the AI bro behind this event is waiting for his horror movie script for the Unknown XII to finish generating.

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
If you remember Woodstock The Glaswegian Willy Wonka experience you weren’t there

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