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Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Ruby Gloom posted:

i swear to god dating apps need a third swiping option for "look i know we've seen each others junk and have since then accidentally matched on tinder and now i feel weird about swiping right on you on ANOTHER app but i also don't want to swipe left because that seems mean"

maybe just a little thumbs up that's like "hey buddy i see you, not making it weird!"

OTOH, if you swipe left he will never know. (Grindr is worse here, you can just send people messages out of the blue.)

# ? Feb 29, 2024 11:34

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# ? May 30, 2024 15:19

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

redshirt posted:

Happy Birthday! The big 40... You probably feel old now, OMG, I'm 40.

Well let me tell ya, the day will come - sooner than you think! - when you'll look back and sincerely think: Gods, 40 was young!

actual footage of redshirt celebrating his 40th

Computer viking posted:

OTOH, if you swipe left he will never know. (Grindr is worse here, you can just send people messages out of the blue.)

my brain works wrong and i would feel bad :ohdear:

and unsolicited grindr messages seems like the fuckin wooooorst :dogstare:

# ? Feb 29, 2024 11:41

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

actual footage of redshirt celebrating his 40th

Not a single mobile phone.

Folks just talked to each other. Wild, I know!

And danced! So much dancing...

# ? Feb 29, 2024 12:02

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

redshirt posted:

Not a single mobile phone.

Folks just talked to each other. Wild, I know!

And danced! So much dancing...

redshirt reminiscing about the olden days

# ? Feb 29, 2024 12:28

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

redshirt reminiscing about the olden days

Black Books?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 12:50

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Black Books?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:17

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

Computer viking posted:

CV2's dad died

I'm sorry my goon

Computer viking posted:

I was buay at the time, but the last trip was to a cabin with one of the research groups at work:

The rest of the photos have a bunch of my coworkers, so I'm not posting them. Was fun, though - some walking in the forest in the snow, the Indian and Spanish guys tried sledding in the snow, some people made dinner and I baked a cake, and I think I finished a bottle of wine on my own.

Heck yeah, that sounds like a great time / team building! I would do that as a personal holiday!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:18

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

Ruby Gloom posted:

my brain works wrong and i would feel bad and unsolicited grindr messages seems like the fuckin wooooorst

I think it's kind of romantic

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:21

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

two birthdays and a funeral, seesh what a leap year it's turning out to be

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:35

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Booty Pageant posted:

two birthdays and a funeral, seesh what a leap year it's turning out to be

5000 Page Thread: Cradle 2 the Grave

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:37

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I think it's kind of romantic

Yo everybody send ILBSM unsolicited grindr messages :heysexy:

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:38

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

Ruby Gloom posted:

Yo everybody send ILBSM unsolicited grindr messages

*my plan is WORKING*

# ? Feb 29, 2024 13:42

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

The peregrines falcon is back, second day in a row! It's in my neighbor's tree scaring away all the smaller birds

I'm starting to suspect thier bird feeder is attracting a buffet for the falcon....

# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:58

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The peregrines falcon is back, second day in a row! It's in my neighbor's tree scaring away all the smaller birds

I'm starting to suspect thier bird feeder is attracting a buffet for the falcon....

It's the food chain of the feeder. From ground critters to birds to birds that feed on birds to foxes and coyotes that feed on ground critters...

so beautiful.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:10

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Wait. There's a 5th Ghostbusters movie now? I wasn't even aware there was a 4th.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:29

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Wait. There's a 5th Ghostbusters movie now? I wasn't even aware there was a 4th.

They keep bustin' but she still ghostin'

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:30

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

They keep bustin' but she still ghostin'

Will these movies keep coming out until the end of civilization?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:32

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Will these movies keep coming out until the end of civilization?

Well, if my math checks out, there's more people then ever, so more ghosts than ever, so future Bustin forecasts are forever going up.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:34

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

Yo everybody send ILBSM unsolicited grindr messages

I showed you my glitterdick pls respond

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:40

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Today I had Cajun brunch, did pottery painting for like 6 hours with my sister and then had Indian takeout for supper. Soon we will have applesauce cake with ice cream.

All in all it hasn't been a bad 40th birthday

And also happy indeterminate birthday sometime this week, Redshirt!

HBD dorkus! my 40th is in a little over a month

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:42

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

HBD dorkus and redshirt and happy prebirthday bagmo

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:42

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Well, if my math checks out, there's more people then ever, so more ghosts than ever, so future Bustin forecasts are forever going up.

ABB- Always Be Bustin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:44

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Escape From Noise posted:

Will these movies keep coming out until the end of civilization?

Imagine the movie production companies AI continuing to generate and promote movies for its streaming services years after all the humans have died.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:53

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Ugh, I don't want to think about that, not on Leap Day of all days! Real life is for March!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:54

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

I'm going to be in the US next week!

Gonna have a 4.5 hour layover in LAX. Hopefully there's somewhere in the domestic terminal past security where I can hunker down and have a beer or something.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:57

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

ABB- Always Be Bustin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

That song just sounds like the 80's. It's perfect.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:01

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Looking at my options at LAX terminal 4... pickins are way slimmer than expected.

Edit: Apparently, all terminals are now connected post-security check now. Huzzah!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Feb 29, 2024

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:06

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Ugh, I don't want to think about that, not on Leap Day of all days! Real life is for March!

Yeah the disturbing post-apocalyptic scenarios can wait until tomorrow :colbert:

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:51

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm going to be in the US next week!

Gonna have a 4.5 hour layover in LAX. Hopefully there's somewhere in the domestic terminal past security where I can hunker down and have a beer or something.

Welcome to America! We're insane!!!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:52