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Antigravitas posted:Friends, it pains me to say this, and I am suppressing hysterical laughter as I type this, but: Y'all should loosen up (lmao) and live a little. Sit up in bed on a Saturday, have some Müsli and a coffee while the sun shines on your bed, and think: "Wow, this is kind of comfy". Read a book between bites. *German food for horses. If we were talking about eating horses I'd be a little more amenable
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Feb 28, 2024 14:38
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I eat granola in the shower so it's easy to moisten the bites.
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FFT posted:AI my rear end, I know exactly what cookbook that's from and so do all of you. Cummies Cuisine
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Feb 28, 2024 14:47
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Hard eating makes strong esophagus
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I'm not sure if I envy or pity you all who apparently have never once thought: "I wish I was laying in bed right now" "Why would I not simply sit in a chair instead?" pure psychopath behavior
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Feb 28, 2024 17:09
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I don't even HAVE a bed 
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Feb 28, 2024 17:41
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sleepy gary posted:I don't even HAVE a bed Well no wonder you’re sleepy, Gary!
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Feb 28, 2024 17:43
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Street name is Tummy Time. They take these kids and force them to stay up past their bedtimes watching Friends episodes and eating tacos in bed.
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Feb 28, 2024 20:26
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The worst part of a cheap hotel room is that it only has a bed. Beds are awful for sitting or laying in to try to accomplish anything. They suck for using a laptop, they suck for reading, they suck (I assume) for eating. They're uncomfortable for every activity except sleep. Every activity.
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Feb 28, 2024 21:33
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They're fine for eating pizza in.
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Feb 28, 2024 21:46
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And you can handily store the pizza under the bed
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Feb 28, 2024 21:56
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I saw some wonders today https://bsky.app/profile/evangaylion.bsky.social/post/3kk57vvq6be23     
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The way the English insist on putting a shitload of cum on cinnamon rolls is frankly disgusting but also ruins the taste. Just eat the loving sugar plain right out of the bag, you clearly hate cinnamon and/or rolls. E: the ones in the pic are unbaked, right?
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Feb 29, 2024 02:22
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Kelly's cooking is by far the least problematic thing about her.
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Feb 29, 2024 03:35
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The way the English insist on putting a shitload of cum on cinnamon rolls is frankly disgusting but also ruins the taste. Just eat the loving sugar plain right out of the bag, you clearly hate cinnamon and/or rolls. Gimme the extra cum please
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Feb 29, 2024 08:28
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Done right, raspberry burg might be ok
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Feb 29, 2024 08:36
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I'll have my laksa with extra cheesecake, please
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Incremus posted:I saw some wonders today The quesadilla and the cinnamon rolls are obviously Play-Doh. Edit: One second look, the hamburgs in the first one look suspiciously like plastic. Bitch is using toy food.
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Filox posted:The quesadilla and the cinnamon rolls are obviously Play-Doh. that's a lot more faith in humanity than I have
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Incremus posted:I saw some wonders today She's just bringing back the traditional values (of the 70s) mashing random foods together. I bet all those recipies could be found in some old church cookbook. Can't wait until she gets to the gelatine chapter.
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Done right, raspberry burg might be ok
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By the look on his face, he's definitely considering trying a new thing
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Incremus posted:I saw some wonders today The only hope I can possibly have is that this is some poor woman forced into a Christian Trad Wife role, and this is her only viable means of retaliation. "Oh, I have to cook every meal huh? OK, challenge accepted." On the flip side though, there's nothing to indicate that she's not also stuck eating this garbage. Sir Lemming posted:By the look on his face, he's definitely considering trying a new thing Murder/suicide might be a neat thing to try...
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I knew someone in university who had weird food habits, of which she made weird alternative versions of things and had weird habits that none of us could figure out at the time. Turns out she had undiagnosed IBS and realized that not everyone had to do what she did. I wonder if these tradwifes have the same issue combined with no interest in actually learning how to cook.
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Jyrraeth posted:I knew someone in university who had weird food habits, of which she made weird alternative versions of things and had weird habits that none of us could figure out at the time. I have ever-multiplying food allergies, and this thread definitely makes me feel better about what my remaining food looks like.
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Jyrraeth posted:I knew someone in university who had weird food habits, of which she made weird alternative versions of things and had weird habits that none of us could figure out at the time. Yeah there are a lot of food things I just never learned about because I was just instinctively avoiding things that make me feel bad physically and so avoiding cooking/eating them.
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Latte shart
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Served proudly by a diarrheista
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bigman.50grand posted:I eat cereal in my car during my commute to pick up the tacos I eat in bed. Woah woah woah shower beers are in a whole different league than breakfast in bed.
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Wait'll you learn about the bed beer, or the shower breakfast
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Bagels and lox in the hot tub 
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As the prophecy foretold the bagel came from a hot tub and it shall return once again.
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Brawnfire posted:Bagels and lox in the hot tub I also bathe in liquid oxygen.
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Brawnfire posted:Bagels and lox in the hot tub
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Mymla posted:I also bathe in liquid oxygen. Get some on your clothes, and you can smell funny, for weeks. 
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