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RealityWarCriminal posted:force ghost Palpy warning Rey of the vuuzan yong Rey with Tiny force ghost Palpatine on one shoulder, tiny force ghost Luke on the other. The movie isn't about a grand adventure it's just about her trying to find someone to help her work the Lars homestead by dating around on Tatooine
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Vim Fuego posted:Rey with Tiny force ghost Palpatine on one shoulder, tiny force ghost Luke on the other. The movie isn't about a grand adventure it's just about her trying to find someone to help her work the Lars homestead by dating around on Tatooine I like that part of Force Awakens where she's scavenging a wrecked ship. Make the first 30 minutes of this one her trying to find decent power converters at Tashi Station.
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khwarezm posted:Sorry to drag the thread down into Star Wars talk again but apology not accepted, by the way
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:apology not accepted, by the way Well, next time I'll just do it and not care.
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Vim Fuego posted:Rey with Tiny force ghost Palpatine on one shoulder, tiny force ghost Luke on the other. The movie isn't about a grand adventure it's just about her trying to find someone to help her work the Lars homestead by dating around on Tatooine only if she ends up with the son of Ponda Baba
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The only acceptable time to buy a movie theater soda is if you've got a flask of straight liquor that you're trying to pace during the film
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poisonpill posted:The only acceptable time to buy a movie theater soda is if you've got a flask of straight liquor that you're trying to pace during the film A flask?  This baby can hold a handle and a half of gin
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Charles Ford posted:I have one fond cinema memory, and it was going to see The Great Mouse Detective with my gran when I was about 5. So I guess they're fine for tiny children who don't care about the noise. I made my grandparents take me to see Wayne's World 2 and I still get a kick out of how badly I accidentally owned them My friend inexplicably had a copy of American Movie back in 2001ish and I'm glad that it made it's way out into wider consciousness. sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Feb 29, 2024 |
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If you don’t have a sugar-and-butter induced stomach ache by Act 2, or if your kidneys aren’t about to loving explode by Act 3, did you really go to the movies?
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Space Jam posted:smh at turning down the fuckable popcorn bucket If you gently caress without rhythm you won't attract the sperm.
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kalel posted:I would say knives out is probably the film by rian johnson I disliked the least. it's still too cute for me though. the stink of the writer loving himself is all over the script. great double bill because barton fink explicitly shits on writers that love themselves too much lol Yeah I just can’t get past that aspect of Brian Johnson’s films, the constant preening over how he’s too smart for the material. Anytime I hear his dialogue my mind instantly just goes back to Rich spilling the wine and doing a troll laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4Ss5bK-ws
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Khanstant posted:For real tho popcorn and soda are garbage together. this guy eats baked beans from a can
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PostNouveau posted:A flask? ah yes, the “cool aunt special”
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Legion is pretty good so far, I should've watched this sooner but I'm almost done. Season 1 was fantastic and stuff like the Dr. Lenny going wild in fishnets scene and the silent movie bit are gonna stay with me for a while, those were very interesting and enjoyable to watch. Season 2.... eh, the two dance numbers were fun but it felt a lot more superhero-y (derogatory). Season 3, however, seems like it's going to give Aubrey Plaza something to do again and bring back the cool visuals and use of colour (mostly red lol), both of which were really lacking in S2
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:this guy eats baked beans from a can What’s wrong with that? I’ve never done it, I just want to know why I should continue not doing it.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:What’s wrong with that? I’ve never done it, I just want to know why I should continue not doing it. you should leave the theater, go home, and put them in a pot
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This keeps coming up in my Plex suggestions, advertised as a sequel/prequel to Pulp Fiction. And it’s quite possibly one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how they didn’t get sued. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_UmrzDPzbI
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colonelwest posted:This keeps coming up in my Plex suggestions, advertised as a sequel/prequel to Pulp Fiction. And it’s quite possibly one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen. This is a gorno it’s a porno mixed with gore flick.
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MarcusSA posted:This is a gorno it’s a porno mixed with gore flick. That’s a solid Portman Toe
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MarcusSA posted:This is a gorno it’s a porno mixed with gore flick. You can describe both as a splatter film
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you should leave the theater, go home, and put them in a pot They gave us all those metal straws during lockdown specifically so we can puncture and slurp from our cans like capri sun.
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PostNouveau posted:All you people who play Framed every day, Vulture's got a new one that's fun: I put in Solo: A Star Wars Story and it didn't match any of these! What a garbage quiz.
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Failson posted:I put in Solo: A Star Wars Story and it didn't match any of these! What a garbage quiz. I could’ve sworn Julia Roberts was in Episode 2 Attack of the Clones
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PostNouveau posted:All you people who play Framed every day, Vulture's got a new one that's fun: I thought they were banning those hacked spam accounts
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how the hell is anyone supposed to know which movies won a golden globe
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DaysBefore posted:Legion is pretty good so far, I should've watched this sooner but I'm almost done. Season 1 was fantastic and stuff like the Dr. Lenny going wild in fishnets scene and the silent movie bit are gonna stay with me for a while, those were very interesting and enjoyable to watch. Season 2.... eh, the two dance numbers were fun but it felt a lot more superhero-y (derogatory). Season 3, however, seems like it's going to give Aubrey Plaza something to do again and bring back the cool visuals and use of colour (mostly red lol), both of which were really lacking in S2 I absolutely loved this series, even tho it was comic trash adjacent. Just every excuse for nonsense imaginable fully leaned into.
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Dune 2 was good, but man, there was way too much plot in that movie. It would've been so much better if they'd split this into 2 shorter movies.
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Infinite splitting of movies, like if the battle of five armies in the hobbit was split into two movies that itself got split into two movies, the second of which had a part one and part two, and which didn’t make sense unless you also watch the Disney+ tie in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6r8b_8jWI They seem really determined to shed viewers.
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colonelwest posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6r8b_8jWI I admire their commitment to turning into a channel of increasingly ridiculous trivia competitions.
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Mike is the greatest entertainer of a generation
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These are the only game shows I enjoy. Movies are generally terrible now. So this pivot to Game Show videos is just smart business sense.
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this set is so bad it makes star trek the next generation look good
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Put the lyrics on the goddamn screen you lazy cheese fuckers
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colonelwest posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6r8b_8jWI I want to know what the hell Mike was actually doing during the "name the band member" segment
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:imagine watching a movie while munching on hot, buttery popcorn and watching it down with an ice cold fountain drink. Incredibly hosed up behavior. I cannot countenance such a thing I don't think I've gone to the concession stand since my dad bought me something decades ago. This trivia bit is so funny because I was a big Bloodhound Gang fan in high school so I'm yelling at my computer screen like when I'm watching Jeopardy! and there's a sports category.
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colonelwest posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6r8b_8jWI I kind of respect that they're just mailing it in now, that's what I do too
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sharknado slashfic posted:I kind of respect that they're just mailing it in now, that's what I do too I think I liked TNG blunders better than this
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