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Fell Mood posted:As I exit her, I lovingly pat her side and tell her that she's not oversized, she's perfect. More tail for the gatin’
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Feb 29, 2024 14:15
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 eyyy im walkin heah
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Feb 29, 2024 14:44
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Feb 29, 2024 15:14
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:ViralHog My friend had a viral hog if you know what I mean, ended up going to his brain and killed him. Now is anyone going to help me get this truck out of the middle of the lake?
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Feb 29, 2024 15:20
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Pulling into the gas station like. 
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Feb 29, 2024 22:18
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[Enters the room bright red, sweating, face contorted. Unclear if I'm about to have a stroke or just cry.] Which one of you pasted over my Don't Tread On Me bumper sticker with one that says Please Tread On Me and the snake has a ballgag? It's not loving funny!
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Feb 29, 2024 22:44
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Feb 29, 2024 22:44
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Worf posted:
this kills the truck
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Feb 29, 2024 22:49
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That car interior looks a lot like a Subaru to me. Anyone else know if I'm right?
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Feb 29, 2024 22:49
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Anderson Koopa posted:That car interior looks a lot like a Subaru to me. Anyone else know if I'm right? snowflake recording from their rice burner 🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 29, 2024 22:52
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bradzilla posted:snowflake recording from their rice burner 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder what it's like having half a tank of gas. I need to buy more gas.
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Feb 29, 2024 22:59
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Saalkin posted:Pulling into the gas station like. i would never admit to being from a place that measured things in kilometers
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Feb 29, 2024 23:15
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🎶so hold me when i'm here, right me when i'm wrong🎶
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Feb 29, 2024 23:37
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Saalkin posted:Pulling into the gas station like. Canada rear end kilometer having rear end mfer
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Feb 29, 2024 23:49
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Worf posted:i would never admit to being from a place that measured things in kilometers the entire world does
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Feb 29, 2024 23:50
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*Reads sign that says "50 miles to next Gas Station" "Oh dang"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Canada rear end kilometer having rear end mfer *adjusts cowboy hat* The screen in my RAM 2500 is set to MILES like the manufacturer intended. *lives in the Alberta tar sands and loves it*
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Mar 1, 2024 00:13
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Just put another bumper sticker on my dick i mean truck
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Mar 1, 2024 00:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Canada rear end kilometer having rear end mfer You know it baby!
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Mar 1, 2024 01:25
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*sees family entering into the crosswalk* *speeds up to avoid having to stop for them*
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Mar 1, 2024 02:22
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Mar 1, 2024 02:22
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*uses oversized truck to deliver toys to needy children*
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Mar 1, 2024 02:25
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Smugworth posted:*uses oversized truck to deliver toys to needy children* All my toys were painted with lead and I turned out okay *adds 200th bumper stick to back of truck*
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Mar 1, 2024 02:39
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I eat all my meals at Golden Corral and take all my dumps and Pilot Travel Centers. The circle of life.
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Mar 1, 2024 02:44
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Hey lemme share my hot takes on race, creed, and religion from the driver's seat
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Mar 1, 2024 02:50
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I don't know what the gently caress this lift kit does. All I know is it looks cool as hell and cost me three big ones.
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Mar 1, 2024 03:55
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I complain about the cost of gas constantly as if though I didn't willfully and knowingly buy a vehicle with bottom tier mileage.
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Mar 1, 2024 04:11
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The Bible posted:All my toys were painted with lead and I turned out okay all my toys were painted camo or stealth black because i am NOT and have NEVER BEEN gay
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Mar 1, 2024 04:52
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Sorry, I won this oversized truck in a game show. I'm thinking of selling it to be honest.
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Mar 1, 2024 05:26
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Flavor Bear posted:all my toys were painted camo or stealth black because i am NOT and have NEVER BEEN gay I'm so straight I won't look at or even touch my own dick. Like, the straightest straight guy ever. So straight I hang out with other guys all the time and hate women. Straight as an arrow. Straighter, even. Arrow can penatrate guys and that's gay so straighter than an arrow
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Mar 1, 2024 05:45
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I have never looked at a man's face unless they were a civil war general
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Mar 2, 2024 04:12
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Flavor Bear posted:I have never looked at a man's face unless they were a civil war general hnnggg
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Mar 2, 2024 04:46
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I don't wanna come back down from this cloud
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Mar 2, 2024 05:23
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Flavor Bear posted:all my toys were painted camo or stealth black because i am NOT and have NEVER BEEN gay Nothing makes my manhood feel more secure than staying deep inside this giant comfy ostentatious closet on wheels.
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Mar 2, 2024 06:05
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My glove box is filled to the brim with expired Realtree pattern condoms.
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Mar 2, 2024 06:06
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I hope the liberals don't realize that the easiest way to win the next civil war is to reduce all the parking spaces in Washington DC to Honda Fit size. The mighty MAGNA army will spend their insurrection time arguing who scratched who's truck and will be easy targets for liberal snipers.
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Mar 2, 2024 06:55
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*Specs out truck that can blast through front security gate
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Mar 2, 2024 09:00
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"Honey I'm going to the spare room do you want anything?" Unbuckles and walks down the inside of the truck for a minute
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I drive a big F-150 but  I actually just inherited the truck and am a Hillary voting liberal that listens to NPR inside of it.
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