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People gently caress around in the office just as much as they do at home
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Porn is bad
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Feb 29, 2024 14:08
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satanic splash-back posted:Most anti-WFH discussion is jealousy with a coat of paint not anti, but I imagine there's a lot of worker bee type jobs that can be done by computers and companies will for sure take advantage of it.
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Feb 29, 2024 14:11
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Spinz posted:Porn is bad jfc this so much modern porn is disaster tourism.
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Feb 29, 2024 14:12
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Is it porn if you get off to pictures of yourself or just a physical manifestation of narcissism? What if you leave yourself a tip?
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Feb 29, 2024 14:13
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syntaxfunction posted:Why do you keep asking if people are mad OP? I think you could vary it up, be like "you constipated?" or "you feeling ambivalent?" or "you feeling comfy in your little shoesies?" We all like to be asked about our cute little shoesies. he's mad when he posts that
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Feb 29, 2024 14:15
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Fervent dedication to an organization of any type that you're not directly a member of is dumb as hell.
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Feb 29, 2024 14:47
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syntaxfunction posted:Is it porn if you get off to pictures of yourself or just a physical manifestation of narcissism? What if you leave yourself a tip? i think that's just Onlyfans with a really low follower count. and also a really healthy self image I guess?
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Feb 29, 2024 15:37
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neato burrito posted:Fervent dedication to an organization of any type that you're not directly a member of is dumb as hell. Relatedly, college football is lame.
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astronauts were not bored on the moon
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Feb 29, 2024 16:09
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cat av havers are all girls, dog av havers are all boys
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Feb 29, 2024 16:31
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Mistle posted:But the tongue does have concentrations of receptors that correspond to those zones, so it's not a binary "yes/no" but rather a gradient so the zones aren't entirely a lie  
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Feb 29, 2024 16:41
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i don't think that's actually true either. you have lots of different receptors in each of your little taste buds and they're distributed throughout the tongue
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Feb 29, 2024 17:18
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Mozi posted:i don't think that's actually true either. you have lots of different receptors in each of your little taste buds and they're distributed throughout the tongue this thread is filled with lies
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Feb 29, 2024 17:19
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credburn posted:Memes are going to go away. what about reaction gifs
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Feb 29, 2024 17:50
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Jelly posted:what about reaction gifs You know, I know what those are but somehow I've managed to largely avoid places where that is a thing. I also can't discern facial expressions very well. Reaction gifs mean nothing to me. You may as well show me a video of ants for all the good it would do me.
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Bad Purchase posted:housing, food, and healthcare may seem expensive now, but they’re the cheapest they’ll be for the rest of your life 
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It's not butter
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Feb 29, 2024 18:45
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Nobody you’ve told actually has any sympathy that your boss wants you in the office every Thursday rather than full WFH.
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Feb 29, 2024 19:03
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dreezy posted:cat av havers are all girls, dog av havers are all boys Yo wtf
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That spot on your leg is cancer. No, not the one with hairs growing out of it, the other one.
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Sly Stone is the dopest mack of mack daddies. Look at the poo poo he's wearing in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Udz1ZuqKQ Nobody in the history of SA is cool enough to pull off that look. Or anyone else either. That dude fuckin rules.
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Mar 1, 2024 03:40
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Pie is better than cake. There should be birthday pies.
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The Sun is not our Father or Mother. It's more like a sibling. We're both made of the same source material after all.
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wesleywillis posted:Sly Stone is the dopest mack of mack daddies. The 1980s macho muscle movie men like Sly Stallone and Schwarzenegger are healthier now than they were when they did those movies.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:when it comes to cars no one needs anything more than a 2013 toyota sienna (god's perfect vehicle) FTFY e:and to contribute, We need more nuclear reactors, especially CANDU reactors because they don't need enriched uranium to operate. 
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credburn posted:How do you pronounce "catte"? Cattie? Cat? What is being articulated when you call your creature a "catte"? What does that mean? It is a term of endearment which I pronounce as "cat", the way one might call a cat a mog, a moggin, a wee beastie, a gremlin, a slinker, a chumber, a snuggle, an orb, or Jessica Roll And Play These are all things I call my catte, and people definitely did not want to hear this
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I pooped!!!!!!!!!!
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The daytime tech crew at Knott's Berry Farm called 6 outlet home depot surge protectors "waber strips" after a guy I never met. I still call em that, since it's a more marketable name and I think the world is ready for a more honest name than surge protector. ("Waber" was apparently notorious for using them, and I can only conclude one reason as to why they were notorious.)
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Mar 1, 2024 10:14
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Actually nevermind, I pooped!
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city living is loving awful how can you breathe that poo poo? every thing is covered in a thin layer of human filth people smell and wont stfu every animal is a a feral or a domesticated, genetically effed up freak the water is vile there is no silence your trees and gardens suck capitalism in your face everywhere you look, making everything shrill and nasty and you spend almost every waking moment paying for it, fitting into it, being noticed and trying to make some sort of pointless mark or trivial difference lol
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Mar 1, 2024 11:18
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Carlos Lantana posted:city living is loving awful Wow you pooped!
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syntaxfunction posted:Wow you pooped! then didnt wash my hands and used the microwave, the photocopier and one of your pens
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Birds belong in cages. They damage trees with their claws, make loud noises when all you want is quiet, promote ecological damage by being a food source for outdoors cats and eat rare insects Put them in your garage safely locked away where they can perish. Bird bones are easy to bury
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you apparently need to kiss yourself
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Carlos Lantana posted:you apparently need to kiss yourself I can't tell if you think that's such a good take they should reward themselves with kisses or if this is some newfangled insult. "Hey buddy, give yourself a little smooch! A cute little smoochy smooch!"
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i didnt write the brt but someone got upset for sure also caged birds are gross, whats wrong with people?
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Carlos Lantana posted:city living is loving awful City mice and country mice my duder.
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So I look up at the Sun (not directly of course, that's insanity) and I say "Hey Brother! A fine solar system we have here! One of the best!"
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