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credburn posted:Yeah, he was an inmate. Maybe the idea is a prison sentence gives you plenty of time to heal up and get ready to gently caress on release
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DrBouvenstein posted:I might have just used the term "throwing" myself when being a silly little goose to my girlfriend. My friends and I have a gaming night, and I jokingly said we were "throwing bones" when she once asked me what games we play. I also made a craps-throwing motion. "Throw them bows" Ludacris - southern hospitality Referring to elbows
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Not to be confused with "boughs" which is what my wife thought he was saying. It was only after I had her go through a couple Christmas carols did she realize her error. She also thought a draught rhymed with taught, not draft. This is only funny to me because she has the English degree and I dropped out 3 times.
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Wasabi the J posted:She also thought a draught rhymed with taught, not draft. This was also me, reading it in books without hearing the pronunciation. I didn't realize it until I studied weather in college and ran across "updraught" in the context of updrafts. "Why would they pronounce it so differentl- ohhh ![]()
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what's updraught
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not much what's updraught with u
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I learned I should not read credburn's posts, jesus.
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I once helped a guy get a domino shoved into his penis. They call them canicas; basically someone gets hold of a domino, goes into the shower where there is grip tape, and they spend days sanding that motherfucker down. Using the grip tape that's probably covered in fungus, piss, and semen. Then when the domino is sanded down into the shape of a heart or diamond, three of us go into a bathroom stall. The first guy sits down on the stall, the second guy (me) holds his dick over a toilet paper roll, and a third guy makes two cuts using a razor blade. You have to cut in two spots to let the air out. The domino is shoved into the slit, and it sort of sits between skin layers on the top of the penis. Super glue seals the cuts. Then you just pray, pray, pray, pray you don't get a staph infection. what the gently caress guy
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Narrator: The women were not driven mad with sex ecstasy from the mutilated domino penis.
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I once helped a guy get a domino shoved into his penis. They call them canicas; basically someone gets hold of a domino, goes into the shower where there is grip tape, and they spend days sanding that motherfucker down. Using the grip tape that's probably covered in fungus, piss, and semen. Then when the domino is sanded down into the shape of a heart or diamond, three of us go into a bathroom stall. The first guy sits down on the stall, the second guy (me) holds his dick over a toilet paper roll, and a third guy makes two cuts using a razor blade. You have to cut in two spots to let the air out. The domino is shoved into the slit, and it sort of sits between skin layers on the top of the penis. Super glue seals the cuts. Then you just pray, pray, pray, pray you don't get a staph infection. This also happened to my cousin Einar.
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While googling I found a medical journal article about three dudes who were treated from infection from those
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I once helped a guy get a domino shoved into his penis. They call them canicas; basically someone gets hold of a domino, goes into the shower where there is grip tape, and they spend days sanding that motherfucker down. Using the grip tape that's probably covered in fungus, piss, and semen. Then when the domino is sanded down into the shape of a heart or diamond, three of us go into a bathroom stall. The first guy sits down on the stall, the second guy (me) holds his dick over a toilet paper roll, and a third guy makes two cuts using a razor blade. You have to cut in two spots to let the air out. The domino is shoved into the slit, and it sort of sits between skin layers on the top of the penis. Super glue seals the cuts. Then you just pray, pray, pray, pray you don't get a staph infection. A true gamer
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Ahaha, this goes WAY back, sailors, especially Filipinos, were written about doing this in the 1800s. And there’s a lot of cultures where this isn’t uncommon.https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0053065 posted:Anthropologists have documented that inserting objects under the penile skin, as part of cultural traditions, has been practised for centuries in the Asia and Pacific region. Men in North and Southeast Asia have a long history of inserting bells, balls and other irregular objects under the skin of their penis. In Australia, some Aboriginal men have been reported to observe a tradition of placing small stones inside penile incisions. Remulak has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Mar 1, 2024 |
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credburn posted:You have to cut in two spots to let the air out. Thanks for the tip! Well, a tip.
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Benagain posted:While googling I found a medical journal article about three dudes who were treated from infection from those You found the only one without NWS photographs. My personal favorite title is “A Domino Effect? The Spread of Implantation of Penile Foreign Bodies in the Prison System” “Destructive domino: Subcutaneous self-implanted penile foreign body implicated in rule-out penile fracture” is an O.K. try. Everyone who doesn’t mention dominos in the title is a coward.
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Domino phalli
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The Ruby Ridge stand-off started on my 9th birthday. Not quite 9-11, but still kinda weird.
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They shouldn't have let you hold the sniper gun as a birthday treat
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You theoretically can't prove that, even if I wasn't a minor.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Domino phalli Cuts up the skin on the cock where a domino'll be Soda for free (sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Mar 1, 2024 |
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credburn posted:domino is sanded down into the shape of a heart or diamond ![]()
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Cuts up the skin on the cock where a domino'll be aaaaa look at all those mangled peni
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I don't wanna play this anymore.![]()
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Tired of driving women mad with sex ecstasy?
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Rizz, as the kids are saying these days, is short for "charisma."
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"boner" as in an erection is short for "throwing bones (dominos) into my cock"
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exquisite tea posted:Rizz, as the kids are saying these days, is short for "charisma." Ugh, why can't they just act like normal people and call it CHA
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Carthag Tuek posted:"boner" as in an erection is short for "throwing bones (dominos) into my cock"
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Domino's pizza is suchly-called because it contains convict cocks.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Domino's pizza is suchly-called because it contains convict cocks. ![]()
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Captain Hygiene posted:Ugh, why can't they just act like normal people and call it CHA ![]()
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Domino's pizza is suchly-called because it contains convict cocks. yep
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The jokes thread is really just a premise thread
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"Tough tackies" is properly spelled "tough takkies", and it is exclusively a South African expression.
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Anesthesia was discovered in 1846, and we still don't know exactly how it works.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:04 |
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credburn posted:So now that I've read a dozen guesses about its origin, what does "parting shot" even mean in, like, a modern context? Getting the last word in
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