kazil posted:

TheKub posted:

Boy, naming your company "X" is just the dumbest poo poo. Like I know what you are saying but it looks like a placeholder for some other word. I get a hearty when news continues to say "the platform X, formerly known as Twitter"

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Let's make numbers racist. 111 is racist now. It means one people one land one leader.

quote:

Nineteen-year-old Avraham Gil, accused of running over a Sunny Isles Beach police officer with his motorcycle, returned to the Miami-Dade County jail to get a new mug shot after a judge ordered him to be held on house arrest.
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Gil, of Aventura, made national headlines after his attorneys made a failed attempt to claim diplomatic immunity following his arrest in late January; his father works at the Israeli consulate in Miami.

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On Wednesday, police said he ended up assaulted by another inmate, Blake Elvis Ermus, 32, while sitting in a holding cell. It all revolved around sausages, they said.

Gil told investigators that he “was having a conversation with the defendant (Ermus) about the ingredients of the sausages. At some point, the defendant approached the victim and punched him multiple times.”

Stoatbringer posted:

I think we need more info on the sausage controversy.

Were they, in fact, hotdogs?

quote:

But what Trump proposes here is nothing at all. In support of his position he fails to cite a single controlling (or even persuasive) case. Instead, he gestures to a handful of scattered out-of-circuit district court cases, most of which were decided, as teenagers say today, in the “last century”

kazil posted:

Harald posted:

computer please render me an image of
Chris Pratt and a velociraptor sharing
a bucket of shrimp at the Bubba gump
shrimp company

Grey Cat posted:

It really is super bizarre, seems like a great way to work the chuds up into a frenzy though.

Just sitting up all night working up a sweat waiting to hear the orders dear leader is about to give you to combat these demonrats.

Tree Bucket posted:

Is that seriously how they’re worded? That’s appalling!
Also, well, lol obviously

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Garvey had this squeaky clean image during his baseball career until shortly after his retirement when he got hit with two paternity suits at once. He seems to have had at least 3-4 affairs going at the same time. I can't keep track of the math in articles from that time.

Apparently, several of his kids hate him now.

Frank Frank posted:

If I’m reading this right, Trump is literally set to make 3.5billion from Truth Social’s IPO. I have no idea how that company would be worth that. Wouldn’t this just be the end to all of Trump’s financial issues? He would be s legit billionaire and then some even after paying all his fines.

Sure, a temporary injunction would throw a spammer into the works for a minute but it won’t last forever and they’ll come to some sort of agreement and then that’s that, no?

Harald posted:

computer please render me an image of
Chris Pratt and a velociraptor sharing
a bucket of shrimp at the Bubba gump
shrimp company

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Squibbles posted:

Assuming the stock maintains some paper value after IPO, AND assuming he can find someone willing to loan him money, couldn't he leverage that paper value into loans for a pretty significant amount of cash like Musk has done?

Stoatbringer posted:

Can’t he just pay in exposure?

Strong Sauce posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gwBfoLK1Y

which one of you goons beat him up?

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

For like 2 whole cycles, the Sanders campaign would text me both under my actual name, and also text me as if I was someone named Vicki who I gather lives in Iowa considering I would get called nightly leading up the caucuses in 2020ish. I would tell them I'm not Vicki, stop calling, but then it would keep happening again and again and again and again. Legit stopped donating to his campaign after that.

EDIT: also I'm on some dumb list somewhere because I get all the emails for Trump and every fringe chud shitstain on top of occupy democrats using the same exact tone. My once primary email I had since 2004 is now my burner.

Sarsapariller posted:

Some old bat entered my cell phone number somewhere and now I get fundraising texts for Martha from the Trump campaign constantly. I block the number and delete but they always come from a new one so that's no use.

Psychologically they're really fascinating because they're actually really abusive and controlling. They read exactly like the kind of horseshit your awful boomer relatives send to you to guilt you into thanksgiving phone calls, which makes a sick kind of sense when you think about who they're targeting. They're this incredible mix of urgency and "It's all your fault" because, I assume, the only kind of moron dumb enough to continue donating to his campaigns at this point is the one who has a lot of parental issues, trouble reasoning, and a sick parasocial relationship with him.

MARTHA, ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME DOWN AGAIN? I NEED YOUR HELP, DONATE HERE:

MARTHA YOU CAN'T JUST LET THE DEMOCRATS WIN

MARTHA I'M GIVING UP UNLESS YOU FILL OUT THESE QUESTIONS TONIGHT

etc etc

Tai posted:

Right wing ''jokes'' are just so bad.

notwithoutmyanus posted:

It was Tom Green

Convex posted: