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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Now this post is a perfect example of how two pieces of information, harmless or nearly so, turn into classified information when combined.

Yeah, period lady picture is one thing.
But seeing it quoted, with a "age restricted video" warning, lol no I'm not doing it

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

wesleywillis posted:

Didn't some goon have a jizz rag that mushrooms started growing out of? Maybe thats a jizz frog.

Please do not jizz on the frogs.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Wanna see where your food comes from?

_____!
May 2, 2004


Poor Freckles, thought of ants and lost his dentures.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
When drinks had solid chunks of balls you had to drink along with the liquid inside



mmmmmmmm MMM! Appetizing!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

as a proto-boba orbitz wasn’t terrible, but our chunky drinks have improved immensely since then

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Correct thread.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

_____! posted:

Poor Freckles, thought of ants and lost his dentures.

Thought of dentures and shied

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

TrashMammal posted:

as a proto-boba orbitz wasn’t terrible, but our chunky drinks have improved immensely since then


What is the curse?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Waltzing Along posted:

What is the curse?

The curse is that I don't have any bubble tea right now and if I wanted some I'd have to go outside

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Just so you know, horses can't chew, or their tongue comes off.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Mar 2, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kit Walker posted:

The curse is that I don't have any bubble tea right now and if I wanted some I'd have to go outside

:hmmyes:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'm pretty confident I specifically didn't come from a period.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Waltzing Along posted:

What is the curse?

They put fish eyes and boogers in those things, that's how they get them so chewy

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

They put fish eyes and boogers in those things, that's how they get them so chewy

Once in college I told a buddy that boba were fried fish eggs. He actually believed me until he read the top of the drink cup and it said they were tapioca balls :mad:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

Once in college I told a buddy that boba were fried fish eggs. He actually believed me until he read the top of the drink cup and it said they were tapioca balls :mad:

That's where you say "tapioca is a type of fish"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Tapioca like caviar, but bigger, darker, and more full of piss.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
What is tapioca actually? We make a starch from it and shape it into balls, but I've never thought about what it starts as before right now.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Knormal posted:

I'm pretty confident I specifically didn't come from a period.

It's the classic misbehavior talk, "I can get rid of you, just like I got rid of these other failures"

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Lt. Cock posted:

What is tapioca actually? We make a starch from it and shape it into balls, but I've never thought about what it starts as before right now.

cassava root

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
You know, cassava. It's a well-known type of fish.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

You know, cassava. It's a well-known type of fish.

Some of my best memories are standing on the shore with my stepdad when the light started to fade and the Cassava came in. Hard to catch but always a fun fight and when you did? Delicious. Just a bit of lemon and pepper.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Speaking of cassava fish: “It was a crisp and spicy morning in early October. The lilacs and laburnums, lit with the glory-fires of autumn, hung burning and flashing in the upper air, a fairy bridge provided by kind nature for the wingless wild things that have their home in the tree-tops and would visit together; the larch and the pomegranate flung their purple and yellow flames in brilliant broad splashes along the slanting sweep of woodland, the sensuous fragrance of innumerable deciduous flowers rose upon the swooning atmosphere, far in the empty sky a solitary oesophagus slept upon motionless wing; everywhere brooded stillness, serenity, and the peace of God.”

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Tony Tapioca is one of Trump’s lawyers.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Stoatbringer posted:

Tony Tapioca is one of Trump’s lawyers.

I mean if he is hiring fish lawyers no wonder he's losing all his cases. They only know fish law

He should probably hire human lawyers next so they can help him with the human law stuff.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Stoatbringer posted:

Tony Tapioca is one of Trump’s lawyers.

Whatever you do, don't call him Puddin'.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I thought pay toilets were illegal.

Which reminds me: I'm old enough to remember pay toilets.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Takes No Damage posted:

Once in college I told a buddy that boba were fried fish eggs. He actually believed me until he read the top of the drink cup and it said they were tapioca balls :mad:

Tapioca? Hmm they must have typoed Tilapia

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
tapiocarp

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

dr_rat posted:

I mean if he is hiring fish lawyers no wonder he's losing all his cases. They only know fish law

He should probably hire human lawyers next so they can help him with the human law stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfDqaiUkiAI

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

new boot goofin
Jul 23, 2007

like school in july

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

You know, cassava. It's a well-known type of fish.

I read this in Tony Soprano's voice

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Harry_Potato posted:

I missed posting this one in the BK thread, but it doesn't get more cursed than gorgonzola...

https://i.imgur.com/8NqmkbF.mp4

Wouldn't get this poo poo at Hungry Jacks. :colbert:

Just Saying.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

BrigadierSensible posted:

Wouldn't get this poo poo at Hungry Jacks. :colbert:

Just Saying.

Never going to land that juicy promotion if you keep wasting money eating out all the time :homebrew:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Takes No Damage posted:

Never going to land that juicy promotion if you keep wasting money eating out all the time :homebrew:

I hope this guy gets salmonella but really it's gonna be whoever uses that coffee pot next

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The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

MrMidnight posted:

That Willy Wonka fiasco is the gift that keeps on giving. The Elder scaring the kids lmao
The Wonka/Unknown yaoi art is too blessed for this thread
the fanfic is cursed but not an image


Looks like a troll acount with an AI profile pic but still has me hoping the hotel charges for damaged equipment

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