Phy posted:

Post Your |Favorite| Quotes

Inceltown posted:

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EorayMel posted:

chamber challenge

Spanish Manlove posted:

when you're reading through old threads like this, what's a rough estimate of the amount of banned/permabanned users on a page?

freeedr posted:

lmao if you haven’t dominoed your dong

Valiantman posted:

About differences between American and European grocery store checkouts:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did not guess the thread. On another note, damnit I lost my place in that thread. I really wish it'd just display the title when you hover over it so I don't have to click

Milo and POTUS posted:

People keep saying that but it's never worked for me.

Subjunctive posted:

my loving meter is always pegged

haveblue posted:

gently caress less

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Captain Hygiene posted:

You don't know it's not!

axolotl farmer posted:

I think my iq bottomed out around 17. stupid and extremely lazy. floppy wide denims and a Wil Weaton 90s page cut too.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wow 17 is like... how do you even know how to write?

e: You're in the 0,1% but the wrong one.

kazil posted:

Gaukler posted:

Antisemite Sam

Captain Invictus posted:

Captain Invictus posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Captain EorayMel posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

R.L. Stine posted:

nerd: sir, another erection has been spotted. angle.. 35 degrees north of west. expected penetration duration.. 1 minute 13 seconds

me:

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Carthag Tuek posted:

aw you coulda given me the rank too

Private Hygiene posted:

Gotta pony up the buddy, can't have stolen posting valor here

Captain Invictus posted:

Kingo Ligma posted:

I don't know how to explain it but his facial hair is upside down

DarkCompanion posted:

Dear Het,
Stop being a little loving baby. What's even the point of NMD in your mind? Nobody here gives a poo poo about "discussion", the whole first page is made of stagnant, uninteresting megathreads,
Hip-Hop Megathread, Record Collecting Megathread, NIN, Doom Metal, Metal, Blog House, Radiohead, Dubstep, Pink Floyd, Ska, Daft Punk, "Electro-Industrial" some of these have been around for three even four years! And how many posts in these threads have more than one or two lines of "discussion"? I don't know what paradise of in-depth musical analysis you think you're defending, but it clearly doesn't exist.
It seems like nobody can make a new thread these days without having shitposters like Kingcobweb coming in to tell people why their thread isn't worthy of NMD's incredibly high standards, or why their thread is "too pyf" or some other bs. You're just being pretentious about topics on a loving internet message board, and it's made the whole place boring and stale.

So I say again fignuts, shut your mouth and just chill out you loving baby.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

Peace out "fignuts"

Seaman Recruit Carthag Tuek posted:

jeez i just meant for the quote. i dont want my actual username changed, it wouldnt make any sense (its very meaningful to me)

smell ya later,

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Comrade Elissimpark posted:

I'd probably see someone about those culottes, citizens.

N. Senada posted:

From a thread about gay whales

Subjunctive posted:

that better not form a core memory

N. Senada posted:

From a thread about gay whales