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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Fractions; how the hell do they work?

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Multidimensional pizza theory is real I have faith

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The benefit is fitting two pizzas on one pan op

It was two? Ok I might a just thought they chunked one weirdly

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Chunked weirdly into perfect halves

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The only way I could pass geometry in high school was to think of everything in terms of pizza

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Multidimensional pizza theory is real I have faith

It’s like a time cube made out of pizza

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pizza is a flat circle

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Or a thicc circle, in Chicago

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020


Banach-Tarski pizzas notwithstanding, I have to ask

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The benefit is fitting two pizzas on one pan op

WHICH PAN?!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
you don't know that it wasn't a one giant pizza that they just squared off. with the square to be cooked separately

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Rack, pan, same diff

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Mozi posted:

pizza is a flat circle

actually pizza is a disc.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



PhazonLink posted:

actually pizza is a disc.

Check your premises, theist.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
https://cappellos.com/blogs/news/84255617-new-scientific-way-to-cut-pizza

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


We all know pizza is an open faced quesadilla but you guys aren't ready for that conversation

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I just cut a pizza into slices and then eat all the slices, much easier.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I simply roll the pizza into a tube

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I simply roll the pizza into a tube

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



How can we cut a pizza into equal slices? We must engage our most gifted mathematical minds for this one

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

Martman posted:

Pizza ranch sounds like the worst brothel ever

It's a pizza buffet known for having good fried chicken.

Take from that what you will.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva



stained glass pizza, north rose window from the chapel of our lady of immaculate sauces

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
To ensure that a pizza is sliced fairly, select one person to slice it, then everybody but the slicer picks a slice in a random order, and finally the slicer is ritually sacrificed to the gods along with the leftover slice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The correct answer is get your hands off my pie, go buy one yourself if you want it that bad :colbert:

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Multidimensional pizza theory is real I have faith

Pizza of Dirac

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
move over "how many days there are in a week" argument, we've got a new contender with "how many halves are in a pizza"

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



SniperWoreConverse posted:



stained glass pizza, north rose window from the chapel of our lady of immaculate sauces

This is the proper way to cut the pizzas in this thread

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ReelBigLizard posted:

On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

Let us know how the surstromming pizza turns out

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


ReelBigLizard posted:

On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

Please just walk into a place and ask for one with everything. I need to know what happens.

E: And have a good trip.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Let us know how the surstromming pizza turns out

Settle down, Satan.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

ReelBigLizard posted:

On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

The calskrove is a wet fart, nowhere near as hosed up as it's supposed to be. It's really just a bad calzone with a bad skrovmål. Don't recommend, not novel enough to be a novelty.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
These pizzas remind me of a scene from the production I'm in right now. It's an autobiographical one man show in which I explore my emotional turmoil on stage using the people in my life as characters in a world of my own making. It's got tons of heart for sure, but also it's got a lot of humour too. Three hours of entertainment!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ReelBigLizard posted:

On my way to Sweden to see a friend. Going to try some hosed up pizza for sure.

i wanna see pics of you tearing up some peanut and banana 'za.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024


note: do not try to use your leather slice carrier on a sewer pizza

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1763913904181108951

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
id try it. clam pies can be solid

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if your clam pie is solid please speak with your doctor

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

This is the proper way to cut the pizzas in this thread



Non-Euclidean pizza geometry

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I wish the crabs were facing each other like they're in some sort of mortal combat arena made of clams

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

500excf type r posted:

I wish the crabs were facing each other like they're in some sort of mortal combat arena made of clams

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