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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Cthulu Carl posted:

Gertrude sighed as she unsheathed her hat pin...

You're already dead...

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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Unperson_47 posted:

Operation Dumbo Drip

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Cl8g9z4.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/yvwKqCb.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hvzE0Ps.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/jMrALQI.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jfto9Qj.mp4




https://i.imgur.com/whcIUbG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/gvYTYst.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/pP92ytg.mp4

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s9ertc2vQN1a7lp2h.mp4



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s9ensjwsqk1z7uchi.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

God I wish that was me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://bsky.app/profile/pizzalawyer420.bsky.social/post/3kmje62ybhm2p

Elephant seal yoga



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

ThingOne posted:

Hell yeah



I'm the exasperated mum just handing her purse over to her two baffled children with a "Mummy's getting pissed with the gals tonight. Go away!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1763159893450641901

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gotta go fast

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Have we had one of these little freaks recently?

https://i.imgur.com/7l0lHa9.mp4

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





mobby_6kl posted:

Have we had one of these little freaks recently?

https://i.imgur.com/7l0lHa9.mp4

Who can resist the power of tummy tickles? :3;

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

A platypus excretes milk from its armpits and the baby scoops it up with his hands.

Their sting is also one of the most painful in the world and while I don't think it's deadly there is nothing science has found to stop the pain and it goes on for days.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wendigee posted:

A platypus excretes milk from its armpits and the baby scoops it up with his hands.

Their sting is also one of the most painful in the world and while I don't think it's deadly there is nothing science has found to stop the pain and it goes on for days.

a very fast amputation seems like it might work, like within .02 seconds, give or take

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wendigee posted:

A platypus excretes milk from its armpits and the baby scoops it up with his hands.

Their sting is also one of the most painful in the world and while I don't think it's deadly there is nothing science has found to stop the pain and it goes on for days.

Man, that’s some brutal pain: “In 1991 Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour), was struck on the hand by a platypus spur while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. A month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities such as using a hammer.[14]”

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



NOT ONLY WILL THIS NOT KILL YOU, IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE NOT DYING.

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

Wendigee posted:

A platypus excretes milk from its armpits and the baby scoops it up with his hands.

Their sting is also one of the most painful in the world and while I don't think it's deadly there is nothing science has found to stop the pain and it goes on for days.

Which only goes to show that no matter how bad a beatdown Perry gave Dr. Doofenschirtz he was still pulling his punches.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/LjdPa7j.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




those eyes are hella cgi

wanna see the original landing hangout cat

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Nah, catch the light at the right angle and they’ll look like cave gremlins like that
That one actually looks like our Bip-a-Dip, right down to looking like a goddamn goofball hanging out upside down from a precarious height

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, it's just eyeshine as far as I can tell, the phone camera quality doesn't do anything for it looking more realistic too.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Captain Hygiene posted:

NOT ONLY WILL THIS NOT KILL YOU, IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE NOT DYING.

Motivates me not to FAFO.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/tp9y2ND.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/wVCOvSm.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/u2yomns.mp4

Some human content too

https://i.imgur.com/j3FjlvZ.mp4
(soem lady feeding poor kids in her village)

Zteuer
Nov 8, 2009

They did surgery on a grouper

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



root beer posted:

Nah, catch the light at the right angle and they’ll look like cave gremlins like that
That one actually looks like our Bip-a-Dip, right down to looking like a goddamn goofball hanging out upside down from a precarious height

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yeah, it's just eyeshine as far as I can tell, the phone camera quality doesn't do anything for it looking more realistic too.

no its enhanced. i have seen many cats irl and in media in my days and nights, and thats not how cats eyes look, even in a photo or a video

unless thats just how ai-enhanced phone cameras work now


the hanging upside down part is definitely real, you dont need to enhance that

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Mar 2, 2024

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
nerd

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zteuer posted:

They did surgery on a grouper

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/wQgoVnl.mp4

Zteuer posted:

They did surgery on a grouper
lol

yes they most certainly did

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rg4cFdl0ss

:allears:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite



I’m going back to school to become a paleoscatologist.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Mar 2, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Sick in the good way right?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/IQVfRlY.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zteuer posted:

They did surgery on a grouper

What did they do? Poor critter looked bloated.


I kept waiting for brief peeks of the killer whale lurking in the background. Poor guy looks exhausted

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






PainterofCrap posted:

What did they do? Poor critter looked bloated.

They punctured its abdomen so the air could escape and it could swim down again.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

PainterofCrap posted:

What did they do? Poor critter looked bloated.

I kept waiting for brief peeks of the killer whale lurking in the background. Poor guy looks exhausted

Nah there's actually another seal under the water, picking that guy's pocket.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zero One posted:

Nah there's actually another seal under the water, picking that guy's pocket.



(wanking, courtesy of Oglaf)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ROMGj1I.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A clever way to smuggle in a gun.

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



PainterofCrap posted:

What did they do? Poor critter looked bloated.

Fish have a swim bladder which is sac that can fill with air and this helps them remain buoyant and surface and dive like ballasts in a submarine. If for some reason they can't regulate the air inside, they won't be able to dive at all or it will at least require exerting a lot of energy to do so and they will eventually tire and die. You can puncture them in a specific area to release the pressure.

I don't know how well that will heal or if that fish is liable to have that problem again but at least they are in a better condition than they would be if it weren't done.

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