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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



mfcrocker posted:

I don't mind at all if Kevin Kelly fancies going the way of Punk

With Dwayne already bringing back his lovely Attitude Era gay 'jokes' he'd call Kevin Kelly an ugly hermaphrodite on his first night back.

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/realkevinkelly/status/1764047461360783495?s=46&t=SAzsgcTOm2mN0U-mmqylug

er

is the bench what he calls his seat behind the table that he works at like, every week or

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


he was so real for this

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

the escape goat posted:

https://twitter.com/realkevinkelly/status/1764047461360783495?s=46&t=SAzsgcTOm2mN0U-mmqylug

er

is the bench what he calls his seat behind the table that he works at like, every week or

he's been canceled to the point where he's on TV every week and goddammit, he says somebody has to pay for that and i agree

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Shard
Jul 30, 2005

He's talking trash about Ian from ROH? gently caress that Ian rules

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Yeah, this was coming from the days of replace Kevin with Ian and Ian chimed in on the Voices of Wrestling discord to talk about some heat he had in the past with Kevin and Kevin's right wing views.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

fez_machine posted:

Yeah, this was coming from the days of replace Kevin with Ian and Ian chimed in on the Voices of Wrestling discord to talk about some heat he had in the past with Kevin and Kevin's right wing views.

this is libel

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005


thats my champion

thefncrow
Mar 14, 2001
https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1764065975807205662

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Gonna speak into existence that Kevin is mad because he’s not gonna get to call anything on the pape and Ian is penciled in for Eddie/Bryan because the ROH title is part of the Continental Crown (and he’s a better announced than Kevin Kelly, who thinks people need to watch a movie to know pedophilia is bad.)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1764064114131759321?t=8o-EOVl3pkUbJWGY4SY3YQ&s=19

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

That's our world champion, folks

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Kevin Kelly should keep talking about this for the next three weeks straight until TK pushes him into a stack of TVs and monitors

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am thankful someone retweeted this earlier as it is the most Kevin Kelly attempt at a joke possible and I've been thinking about it ever since.

https://twitter.com/realkevinkelly/status/229043124947800064

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
this kevin kelly guy seems like a real freak

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

I can't believe Ian slandered Kevin by going and telling people exactly the things he did and said, how dare they. Kevin loving sucks, even without him being an absolute piece of poo poo as a human he's a terrible commentator that says catchphrases and move names and brings absolutely nothing to the viewer.

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

What's the backstory on the Kev and Ian drama?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Mr E posted:

Kevin loving sucks, even without him being an absolute piece of poo poo as a human he's a terrible commentator that says catchphrases and move names and brings absolutely nothing to the viewer.

agreed - and for me personally he's the main reason I don't watch shows he's on

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Genericide posted:

What's the backstory on the Kev and Ian drama?

Ian aired out frustrations about Kevin in a public discord, Kevin has been crying about it and claiming he's been Libeled (he hasn't) and that's about it

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT/status/1764339616818065824

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nick Hausman paused his Patreon after one month when he managed to reach only 13 subscribers. :(

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

yea ok posted:

Ian aired out frustrations about Kevin in a public discord, Kevin has been crying about it and claiming he's been Libeled (he hasn't) and that's about it

Specifically and surrounding Kevin being down the Q-hole, which apparently some reference made its way into a NJPW call at some point.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Kennel posted:

Nick Hausman paused his Patreon after one month when he managed to reach only 13 subscribers. :(

Lol

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Kennel posted:

Nick Hausman paused his Patreon after one month when he managed to reach only 13 subscribers. :(

good gently caress that guy. Maybe he can ask Punk for a loan

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Kennel posted:

Nick Hausman paused his Patreon after one month when he managed to reach only 13 subscribers. :(

Those are carrier at ringside news numbers, I am kinda surprised being cm punk’s chosen scoopster doesn’t have a little bit more cache

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Can't believe Punk isn't even helping to fund his own personal Renfield.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Kennel posted:

Nick Hausman paused his Patreon after one month when he managed to reach only 13 subscribers. :(

lol

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
https://twitter.com/ben_k_1019/status/1764204148009164837
"I don't want to go to nursery school, but Ben-K is working hard so I'll do my best."

a kid being a Ben-K fan is funny considering his current gimmick

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/StokelyHathaway/status/1764513274928762953

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
https://twitter.com/nenashi_life/status/1764170227598938530
what's going on aaaaaah

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yano is giving away El Desperado at Despy's wedding to best friend Master Wato, surely :shobon:

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



https://twitter.com/secretwrestlin1/status/1743063782971130055?t=mUo5rBOy80icK53ZvMM87Q

https://twitter.com/psychotronica_/status/1737821058848248036?t=mUo5rBOy80icK53ZvMM87Q

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Honestly, Dracula has a pretty good wrestling strategy, if he gets hurt/tired just gotta drink someone’s blood.

Is Hangman a Dracula?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Sandman from ECW posted:

Honestly, Dracula has a pretty good wrestling strategy, if he gets hurt/tired just gotta drink someone’s blood.

Is Hangman a Dracula?
Ehhh id just pin him with the crucifix

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Ehhh id just pin him with the crucifix

I feel like that should be a dq for using a foreign object. No rule says you can’t drink someone’s blood though.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


HOLY NECK FLESH!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Sandman from ECW posted:

Honestly, Dracula has a pretty good wrestling strategy, if he gets hurt/tired just gotta drink someone’s blood.

Is Hangman a Dracula?

a teacher-farmer cowboy gets so depressed he wishes he was dead, but monkey paw suprise: you're a dracula now, so you still gotta show up and work

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Wrestling is better when Dracula is involved IMO

Not followers of a gothic lifestyle

Not someone drinking a viscous fluid

Fuckin Dracula

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