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Hollismason posted:I want to be a part of the convoy but I am insisting I be allowed to drive my cybertruck. Please give me a number. $69,420 🤣
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Mar 3, 2024 05:07
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Happy Trump’s Password for Everything Page, folks
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Mar 3, 2024 05:09
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MrQwerty posted:so is "TRUMP" officially running against "OBAMNA" now
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Mar 3, 2024 05:13
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Hollismason posted:I feel like all the good scams for Maga are already taken because I was going to suggest buying one of Trumps suits cutting it into pieces and then selling it like it was the true cross but apparently that is actually something thats already been done. after Trump dies people are going to be making relics of his remains and touring the country ala medieval catholics anointed are those blessed by the toenail of Saint Trumo TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Yes, someone called him out for saying Obama's name at a rally once, so now he's going to do it every time to show everyone that he did it INTENTIONALLY and he WASN'T WRONG, he was just being SARCASTIC which you'd KNOW if you were SMART. same reason he keeps doing the jerkoff dance ON PURPOSE after the first time when he was hosed up on anti-virals and steroids
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Mar 3, 2024 05:13
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Happy 1111 Trump thread. Here's to 8888 more lols.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:13
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Strong Sauce posted:guys i've decided i'm going to quit my job to become a right wing grifter I see how little loving effort grifters put in and I'm like, "if I could do this and knew I would not be held legally liable in any way, I would grift the gently caress out of these people." Just enough to pay off my mortgage, and if the money was really coming in, set my kid up to go to college debt free.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:17
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I want a Trump/Biden that devolves into a fistfight forcing Secret Service to get involved.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:33
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I want a Trump/Biden that devolves into a fistfight forcing Secret Service to get involved. I want the secret service not to get involved. Just two old men beating the poo poo out of eachother. Doesn't matter who wins the vote.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:36
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Alan Smithee posted:Someone make a shop of trump jerking two ghosts off. Let’s get some made to order handcrafted art love before the onset of AI He's got to be yanking the Scoleri brothers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoRysKVhn8&t=65s
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Mar 3, 2024 05:37
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One problem with people against Trump in debates would always be someone trying to out-Trump Trump and get nicknames and weird one liners off, and it would never work. It was mostly prevalent in Republican debates, especially when it would just end up with Trump making GBS threads on another candidate while they apologized to him for it.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:40
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Thanks for the $100 here's your confirmation certificate It’s not a certificate, it’s an NFT. And it’s guaranteed* to appreciate in value! *not a guarantee.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:49
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bobjr posted:One problem with people against Trump in debates would always be someone trying to out-Trump Trump and get nicknames and weird one liners off, and it would never work. It was mostly prevalent in Republican debates, especially when it would just end up with Trump making GBS threads on another candidate while they apologized to him for it. well theres the thing, dont apologize. Back in 16 decorum poisoning was strong with the dems, I think these days itd be too easy to rip on trump and possibly cause him a heartattack
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Mar 3, 2024 05:56
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Just say he’s too poor to pay even the smaller legal judgements against him and he’ll explode.
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Mar 3, 2024 05:58
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Renreeja posted:well theres the thing, dont apologize. Back in 16 decorum poisoning was strong with the dems, I think these days itd be too easy to rip on trump and possibly cause him a heartattack i disagree it is always easy to rip trump a new one and New York would agree with me
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Mar 3, 2024 06:00
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it's easy to gently caress up Trump when you are a dem because he is an idiot
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Mar 3, 2024 06:01
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wow i go to eat dinner and you guys just start STEALING my (me!) IDEAS?
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Mar 3, 2024 06:05
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Trump's password is MAGA12345
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Mar 3, 2024 06:06
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Gavin’s a poo poo Lib but I’d love to see him debate trump
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Mar 3, 2024 06:08
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Toxic Mental posted:Trump's password is MAGA12345 Amazing! That's the same password I have on my luggage!
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Mar 3, 2024 06:10
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The only pledge I remember now is the Bongo one from Life is Hell. I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. So I guess Elon’s jet just landed at Mar-a-Lago ? Is Elon going to pay his fines or something? https://www.threads.net/@elonmusksjet?hl=en
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Mar 3, 2024 06:12
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a sexual elk posted:Gavin’s a poo poo Lib but I’d love to see him debate trump Gavin is a massive debate pervert, dude gets off on debating
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Mar 3, 2024 06:12
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TontoCorazon posted:Gavin is a massive debate pervert, dude gets off on debating You would too if you were a Master Debater
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Mar 3, 2024 06:13
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wheatpuppy posted:Amazing! That's the same password I have on my luggage! calm down Dark Helmut
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Mar 3, 2024 06:20
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Make a wish
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Mar 3, 2024 06:27
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Barcley posted:Make a wish I wish Barcley gets no wishes
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Mar 3, 2024 06:38
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Grey Cat posted:First the national anthem and now this??? With liberty and justice for all.
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Mar 3, 2024 06:40
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Toxic Mental posted:Trump's password is MAGA12345 Nup. I would put money on it being TRUMPTRUMP or JOHNBARRON
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Mar 3, 2024 06:59
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I want a Trump/Biden that devolves into a fistfight forcing Secret Service to get involved. I want a debate that is just a challenge for both of them to do as many pushups as they can
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Mar 3, 2024 07:11
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that scene from stand by me where one guys pukes and they all start puking but trump stroking out at a rally and half the crowd having heart attacks
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Mar 3, 2024 07:11
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https://twitter.com/YIMBYLAND/status/1763970179434721300
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Mar 3, 2024 07:23
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I want the secret service not to get involved. Just two old men beating the poo poo out of eachother. Doesn't matter who wins the vote. One of the agents about to step in, his superior lightly grabs him by the shoulder, softly shaking his head no, "let them fight it out."
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Mar 3, 2024 07:58
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I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and Her might state of hysteria
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Mar 3, 2024 08:03
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Rugikiki posted:I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg MIGHTY you're loving up
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Mar 3, 2024 08:04
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How do you forget the Pledge of Allegiance? Long before I knew what a "pledge" was or what "allegiance" was, or really most of the words to the Pledge of Allegiance, I learned it by like phonetic rote, because we had to have a daily worship of the flag, except for that loving Jehovah's Witness kid who for some reason didn't have to. gently caress YOU, DUSTIN
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Mar 3, 2024 08:06
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credburn posted:How do you forget the Pledge of Allegiance? its because schools are too woke these days that a man in his 40s+ does not know the pledge. we must eliminate wokeism.
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Mar 3, 2024 08:06
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quote:Francis Julius Bellamy (May 18, 1855 – August 28, 1931) was an American Christian socialist Baptist minister and author.[1] He is best known for writing the original version of the Pledge of Allegiance in 1892. that's like being a christian scientist lmao
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Mar 3, 2024 08:07
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So he's just lost what was left of his benzo brain now, right? Like this is insane even for Jorps.
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Mar 3, 2024 08:22
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big nipples big life posted:Under God was added during the red scsre Same with "In God we Trust" on all our currency. Happened in 1955 under Eisenhower.
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Mar 3, 2024 08:29
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Hollismason posted:Trumps not going to debate Biden. They want him to seem like he's out of touch old man. Debating and then getting owned by Biden isn't doing that. yeah, and you can bet that biden will try to goad trump into it because ol' mushbrains is likely to take it real personal and lose his poo poo over it.
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Mar 3, 2024 08:29
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remember A THousand Tigers Apund Ur Head? That's the energy I imagine jorp bringing this curse
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