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Lazy Robot posted:I saw this in person at my local Kwik Trip. They were also advertising chicken "that slaps", chicken "with drip", and chicken strips that were "such goals". It's a full on "how do you do fellow kids?" ad campaign. what does rizz taste like anyway?
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Lazy Robot posted:I saw this in person at my local Kwik Trip. They were also advertising chicken "that slaps", chicken "with drip", and chicken strips that were "such goals". It's a full on "how do you do fellow kids?" ad campaign. I did something this morning that I haven’t done in years, which is that I turned on a radio. There was some sort of food commercial with a middle-age sounding guy doing this same poo poo verbally. I cringed and it almost felt involuntary when I reached and turned the radio back off
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Large Testicles posted:what does rizz taste like anyway? Raspberry jizz
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Large Testicles posted:what does rizz taste like anyway? Better if you eat pineapples first.
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Lazy Robot posted:I saw this in person at my local Kwik Trip. They were also advertising chicken "that slaps", chicken "with drip", and chicken strips that were "such goals". It's a full on "how do you do fellow kids?" ad campaign. I'd hit that
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Mar 3, 2024 18:36
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Data Graham posted:I'd hit that i'm a dollar menu guy
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Mar 3, 2024 19:02
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Now this is epic.
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volts5000 posted:There's more than one box of these. The largest box had ones that were six feet wide. Then, once you get a six foot rear end in a top hat, you make it join the police force. So that's where cops come from...
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Mar 3, 2024 20:19
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I’d like one of your famous chicken jizz burgers, please.
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Mar 3, 2024 20:48
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Stoatbringer posted:I’d like one of your famous chicken jizz burgers, please. You're so iconic for that.
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Mar 3, 2024 20:50
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Stoatbringer posted:I’d like one of your famous chicken jizz burgers, please. “I bet you would” I say with a scowl while shielding my cartoonish pile of jizzburgers
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freeedr posted:Raspberry jizz it's not supposed to be pink, man, we keep telling you to see a doctor
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Mar 3, 2024 22:00
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it is raspberry stop bringing this up at every meetup
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freeedr posted:Raspberry jizz The Revolution: Prince, can we turn the sexy down a touch in the lyrics?
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Lazy Robot posted:I saw this in person at my local Kwik Trip. They were also advertising chicken "that slaps", chicken "with drip", and chicken strips that were "such goals". It's a full on "how do you do fellow kids?" ad campaign. Obligatory "advertisers trying to be hip" post, but I remember seeing this one in the wild. 
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Mar 4, 2024 01:23
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They need to go bolder. Show a Big Mac and have someone just be like "I wanna smash that burgussy so hard. Go goblin mode on that burgussy. I want to do a seggs with it." It'll probably kill off the whole phrase and that'd be pretty funny.
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syntaxfunction posted:They need to go bolder. Show a Big Mac and have someone just be like "I wanna smash that burgussy so hard. Go goblin mode on that burgussy. I want to do a seggs with it." It'll probably kill off the whole phrase and that'd be pretty funny. I remember someone doing a drawing of a genderswapped Ronald McDonald, with her ample bosom serving as the bun for the contents of a Big Mac.
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Mar 4, 2024 01:54
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No we went too bold and looped around
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Hyperlynx posted:I remember someone doing a drawing of a genderswapped Ronald McDonald, with her ample bosom serving as the bun for the contents of a Big Mac. There are a couple of short videos of some 'infuencer' dressed like this & pretending to push filet-o-fish. * ~A Short Time Later~* OK, you search for it, I'm now scarred. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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Still makes me lol after all these years
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Hyperlynx posted:I remember someone doing a drawing of a genderswapped Ronald McDonald, with her ample bosom serving as the bun for the contents of a Big Mac. What gymnastics people go to. The butt was already there this entire time.
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Quaid! Start the reactor!
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Superman getting that face titty.
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Velocity Raptor posted:Obligatory "advertisers trying to be hip" post, but I remember seeing this one in the wild. Newspaper Spider-Man is also dtf 
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Snackmar posted:Newspaper Spider-Man is also dtf 
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I hope this kind of AI generated content is still allowed: 
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I always wondered where  came from.
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They want to learn the language, the right choice is to support them
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syntaxfunction posted:They need to go bolder. Show a Big Mac and have someone just be like "I wanna smash that burgussy so hard. Go goblin mode on that burgussy. I want to do a seggs with it." It'll probably kill off the whole phrase and that'd be pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwLuDxvG0dA
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Mar 4, 2024 20:02
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The scammer is going to get butchered by their boss lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmW4HE6ui_w
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John Oliver just did a video on this kind of scam, which is called pig butchering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPpl2ISKTg Basically someone pretends to be a wrong number and will try to build a rapport with the victim in order to lead them to a scam investment site/app.
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Mar 4, 2024 21:09
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And here I thought it was genuine love at first sight
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Hey, don't poo poo on those kind of accidental meetings. I met my wife due to an accidental wrong number. I can't wait to finally meet her in person.
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