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Namtab posted:imo its ok to trust your friends ok......... but this guy????????
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That's hosed.
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oh come on fellas...
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lmao what the hell. never knew anything about the guy other than his LPs. how do you see this and think its real.
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I had... not seen this Oh my god
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Kazinsal posted:didn't he also later claim to have adopted his dead gay daughter's girlfriend or something like that? No, that was his niece(?) who was also gay and had been kicked out by her family. I don't remember her being mentioned for quite some time, but I figured she was just out on her own and didn't really have anything going on worth mentioning.
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Our given names, which I can't recall at the moment, were pretty lame. Jaw Cheekbones and Domina Dentata or something silly like that, I don't know.
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Magnificent.
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Ibram Gaunt posted:lmao what the hell. never knew anything about the guy other than his LPs. how do you see this and think its real.
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Ibram Gaunt posted:lmafo. his tvtropes page rules. doubt
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I grew up on the battlefield, conflict and victory were my parents. The unit is my life, my family. We've shared everything-- all the bad and all the good.I have no one, nothing except the unit.
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this is like this 24 year old guy i knew in high school who let, uh, high schoolers drink in his dingy apartment, he told me that he almost got into the navy seals but failed the psych screening due to being too calm when going through anti torture training. so thats why he smokes weed all day and works at the gas station.
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Mar 4, 2024 04:37
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Today is actually my wedding anniversary. Thank you The Dark Id for the lovely anniversary present.
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Mar 4, 2024 04:38
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Okay how did anyone actually believe this poo poo lmfao thedarkid would mostly only vaguely sometimes post in his lp about being a badass ex-pmc, just barely enough that most ppl wouldnt notice. just at any point when you interacted with the man he would say the most insane poo poo
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ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfaoo
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I was shooting two guns akimbo style at the Spetznaz as we waited for our extraction chopper when I turned to the agent beside me (HUGE tits) and told her I was very sorry that the glass ceiling of the patriarchybhas limited her career growth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mVnhU5Mvg&t=23s
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sometimes with these pathological liars I'm like "what do you even get out of this" but I can almost see it with this dude
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I'm glad he won his future-wife over by acknowledging the unfair pay gap between genders still present in the mercenary/assassin line of work.
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so i think my name is john. i was taken as a child and forced to undergo brutal military training, in addition to receiving genetic therapy and cybernetic augmentation to dramatically increase my strength, speed, processing time, and intelligence. i met my wife on a sniper mission. anyway, i hope you enjoy my lets play of breath of fire 3.
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badass merc woman: time to die caleb cross: heh. how much do you make? badass merc woman: 5 million caleb cross: i can double that. badass merc woman: who.. who are you? caleb cross: i dont know. i seen a lot of combat
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Listening to the Slowbeef Files and coming to the horrified realisation that I was bamboozled by someone I thought was literally Jason Bourne with a lets play hobby
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Mar 4, 2024 04:40
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Sold the rights to my life story so they could make Spy x Family
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cringe... so concentrated, so pure.. on the streets?
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Mordiceius posted:Today is actually my wedding anniversary. Thank you The Dark Id for the lovely anniversary present. I bet your wife is real. How passe.
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thedarkid john wicking his way thru bin laden's compounds, only to discover bin laden is actually his beautiful yet badass future wife
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Paladinus posted:I bet your wife is real. How passe. Pictured: Me and my wife, on our anniversary, reading this thread 
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Martman posted:"what do you even get out of this" about five hundred dollars a month at peak
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Only thing I believe is his real name is somehow lamer than Caleb
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Fortaleza posted:Only thing I believe is his real name is somehow lamer than Caleb its thedarkid
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[streamer dork voice] ut oh! kitty alert! teehee, these little bundles of joy showed up under my doorstep in the wee hours! [john wick voice] but then the kitties died....
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The durr kid
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i've seen a discord screenshot of him saying "the big C has caught up with me... i'm checking out" so unfortunately it was from the man himself big C could have been anything
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Mar 4, 2024 04:43
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losing my mind at the godlike addition of pay gap discrimination between assassins + giving her some of his pay to make it equal
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lobster shirt posted:this is like this 24 year old guy i knew in high school who let, uh, high schoolers drink in his dingy apartment, he told me that he almost got into the navy seals but failed the psych screening due to being too calm when going through anti torture training. so thats why he smokes weed all day and works at the gas station. badass
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The Big C.... Caleb Cross Sr..........? But I thought he died in Zanzibar
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lobster shirt posted:this is like this 24 year old guy i knew in high school who let, uh, high schoolers drink in his dingy apartment, he told me that he almost got into the navy seals but failed the psych screening due to being too calm when going through anti torture training. so thats why he smokes weed all day and works at the gas station. he sounds loving awesome i hope you're still friends with him
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I'm so glad this turned from sad to hilarious before I went to bed. Looking forward to finding out he was actually three other LPers in a trenchcoat when I wake up tomorrow.
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