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Mulaney Power Move posted:Data why don't we find some low mileage pit woofies or better yet let's shoot up and jack off lol Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Oh, if only he could have made do with black tar pseudoin. The spoon heats up itself? Where's the fun in that?
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dr_rat posted:Code zero zero zero one. Stupid stupid stupid password.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Stupid stupid stupid password. not every password can be this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rERApU26PcA
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Stupid stupid stupid password. I don't think that was a password so much as an operational code. Or the verbal equivalent of having to flip up a little plastic cover before you push a button. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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Sorry that was just a quote from Deus Ex. When JC's in Paris and finds an underground vault with a very upset French lady wandering around.
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Ketracell whiteboy
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MikeJF posted:I don't think that was a password so much as an operational code. Or the verbal equivalent of having to flip up a little plastic cover before you push a button. In particular the one to blow the warp core if you're self destructing the ship.* *(Although it's meant to be zero zero zero destruct one. The destruct sounded a touch clunky and is just sorta weird sounding if you don't get the reference -I had to look it up, so um, yeah- so figured best to leave it out.)
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Non Compos Mentis posted:computer play me linkin park in 32kbit WMA format The computer slowly releases toxic levels of anesthesia.
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Hollismason posted:I bet you have to jail break or give really weird specific instructions to the replicator in order for it to produce drugs. I'm pretty sure all the teenagers know how to do this much to the chagrin of their parents. It might be sort of easy, especially given the average level of education in the setting. You find a synthetic drug where the final step is something super simple like “Add x amount of y. Stir.” Then you have the computer replicate it at the second to last step. Replicate the ingredient needed for the last step separately. Add and stir on your own.
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Computer, identify this user as a citizen traveling on the land. Operating under admiralty law, replicate ten kilos of methamphetamine precursor and beam directly to the Free State of Souldentistia (my quarters)
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Mar 4, 2024 17:34
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Futuristic version of totse teaching young people how to make drugs with the replicator. “Computer, jenkem, hot.”
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Mulaney Power Move posted:That was such a goof episode aside from 5 minutes of Romulans. The Wall Street guy is just a complete idiot "I know I'm in the future! Now give me a newspaper and let me call my banker." Troi is able to instantly locate the housewife's closest relative on the basis that she's from New Jersey. Sonny died an alcoholic and is now just perfectly well adjusted and not just replicating space meth in his quarters. Look, you don't just go from drinking yourself to death at 40 to centuries in the future and go "Aw shucks golly let's watch the Braves." That motherfucker would have been replicating heroin. I like to imagine that the utter novelty of the future (and the non-toxic properties of synthehol) were what kept Sonny going. Ralph: "Oh no! My money's all gone! Nobody knows me!  "Clare: "Oh no! All my loved ones are gone! Nobody knows me! "Sonny: "Oh hey! Nobody knows me! All my songs will be fresh again!  "
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"The statute of limitations on all those murders I did has expired!" VV oh man, I'm imagining a version of the episode where every time one of the defrosted humans is left alone with a member of the crew, they show up dead, and the crew just can NOT figure out what's going on. davidspackage fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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As an 80's American Psycho, I love the future!
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Why didn't Geordi just ask the computer to create a Data capable of defeating Moriarty to solve the whole sentient-program issue in Elementary Also could I just keep asking the Holodeck to create a Data-defeating Moriarty and a Moriarty-defeating Data repeatedly until it made God
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ChickenHeart posted:Why didn't Geordi just ask the computer to create a Data capable of defeating Moriarty to solve the whole sentient-program issue in Elementary What does God need with a starship?
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CainFortea posted:What does God need with a starship? to defeat data and/or moriarty, obviously.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:not every password can be this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rERApU26PcA
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can never not see datas hosed up eye now, shows ruined
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Troi has to go out of her way to disengage safety protocols or some poo poo when she orders the replicator to give her a real chocolate sundae. So you have to assume that if you were to tell the computer " replicate 1 lb of dank weed" it'd give you some weird Delta 8 poo poo or something unless you were very loving specific on what specific strain you want
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You need the ship’s botanist to sign off on it, and they always do. “Hey Keiko, how high will this get me?” “Miiiiiilllleeess”
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Miles made Scotch flavored bubble gum. Dude is a hardcore alcoholic not a weed user.
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This week, on another episode of "How Myles turns..."
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Hollismason posted:Troi has to go out of her way to disengage safety protocols or some poo poo when she orders the replicator to give her a real chocolate sundae. So you have to assume that if you were to tell the computer " replicate 1 lb of dank weed" it'd give you some weird Delta 8 poo poo or something unless you were very loving specific on what specific strain you want You have to recite the entire genome for Blue Dream at the replicator or else you get nasty schwag
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Hollismason posted:Miles made Scotch flavored bubble gum. Dude is a hardcore alcoholic not a weed user. Exactly. If anyone is a pot head it's Rom.
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computer, make a Jolene Blalock capable of loving me
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Hollismason posted:Miles made Scotch flavored bubble gum. Dude is a hardcore alcoholic not a weed user. The attempted joke was that you’d be miles high
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with the endless deluge of trauma inflicted upon o'brien plus the woefully inadequate therapy options he's had access to, he should have long since disappeared down a bottle. he even has access to a free bar and replicators that he can easily reprogram. there must be some unseen solution that makes o'brien able to function.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:with the endless deluge of trauma inflicted upon o'brien plus the woefully inadequate therapy options he's had access to, he should have long since disappeared down a bottle. he even has access to a free bar and replicators that he can easily reprogram. The love of Keiko.
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i already mentioned the deluge of trauma
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i already mentioned the deluge of trauma The weather forecast didn't say anything about any deluge of trauma. This is space, the weather forecast, like always, forecasted for no weather at all
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feelings are for saps. o’brien’s the hardest of lads
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dr_rat posted:The weather forecast didn't say anything about any deluge of trauma. This is space, the weather forecast, like always, forecasted for no weather at all Nah there's ion storms or tachyon waves or 70% chance of proton clouds or something.
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naem posted:computer, make a Jolene Blalock capable of loving me Access denied
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Religious suicide-bombing extremists hijacking the starship Enterprise to blow up their ideological enemies is such a loving dumbass episode lol
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naem posted:computer, make a Jolene Blalock capable of loving me Capable does not mean willing to.
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computer, give me one litre of bathtub gin
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Non Compos Mentis posted:computer, give me one litre of bathtub gin You forgot to say what temperature you want it, you really want to be playing roulette like that with the replicator?
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Wayne Knight posted:The attempted joke was that you’d be miles high I got it and I thought it was funny, don’t worry
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there must be some unseen solution that makes o'brien able to function. Complimentary traumas, present at the correct intensities, can form a functional and relatively stable psychic structure, like a lean-to of misery.
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