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Alan Smithee posted:uh hope they remember she's 16 The actress who played the Oompa Loompa is 29 years old
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The Unknown is a better Dr. Doom costume than any of the Fantastic Four movie attempts so far.
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Woozie66 posted:The actress who played the Oompa Loompa is 29 years old https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/unknown-glasgow-willy-wonka-event-28749365
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SimonChris posted:https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/unknown-glasgow-willy-wonka-event-28749365 See, this is why I specified the Oompa Loompa. Didn't realize the Unknown was an actress. Thanks for sharing!
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https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1764536277071004035 lisan al-ghaib... https://twitter.com/OrphicCapital/status/1764640093300547665 lmao zoux has a new favorite as of 16:23 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1764536277071004035 Don't you hate it when you go through all the work to manage investors and then in the end a bunch of them came in a fluffer anyway.
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SimonChris posted:https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/unknown-glasgow-willy-wonka-event-28749365 I'm pretty sure the person that made that animation didn't know the person behind the mask was a teenager. It's based entirely on a two second clip of a faceless monster appearing from behind a mirror and scaring the poo poo out of a child.
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Samovar posted:That's an ATROCIOUS attempt at a Glaswegian accent. Hell, a Scottish accent. A BRITISH accent. Yeah, holy poo poo. At first I thought "why is she Russian?" and then the vowels slipped to yet another continent
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The actor may be 16, but the Unknown character is a fully grown adult a- Hey wait, where are you going? Come back, I have 3 more paragraphs!
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Spending all my free time trying to boost my Throne score.  https://twitter.com/Very__Regular/status/1764754581135691904?s=20 https://twitter.com/Very__Regular/status/1764754914285174991?s=20
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https://x.com/Very__Regular/status/1764755856044773535?s=20 lol come on that just means the toilet is gonna be caked in poo poo until some worker comes by at 2 AM
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I knew social credit systems were lovely but this is ridiculous.
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Lobok posted:I knew social credit systems were lovely but this is ridiculous. You're just mad because you know that I will outdoo you.
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If they don't use those weight sensors to put up a scoreboard, what's even the point
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Samovar posted:That's an ATROCIOUS attempt at a Glaswegian accent. Hell, a Scottish accent. A BRITISH accent. The accent is inaccurate, but hitting on a sixteen-year-year old is accurate to British culture.
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Peeing on the outside of the super toilet because my piss score is too low
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I think the toilets should require a unique identifying number to use and the faster your average use time is the more pleasant the experience gets. If you're fast, you get a heated seat, a pleasant smell, maybe some music. If you're slow you get sewer gas and the place is either way too hot or way too cold. Maybe the thing even makes fun of you.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I think the toilets should require a unique identifying number to use and the faster your average use time is the more pleasant the experience gets. If you're fast, you get a heated seat, a pleasant smell, maybe some music. If you're slow you get sewer gas and the place is either way too hot or way too cold. Maybe the thing even makes fun of you. I can't imagine anything that would go wrong with a device where you sit down with your pants down and it insults and berates you.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I think the toilets should require a unique identifying number to use and the faster your average use time is the more pleasant the experience gets. If you're fast, you get a heated seat, a pleasant smell, maybe some music. If you're slow you get sewer gas and the place is either way too hot or way too cold. Maybe the thing even makes fun of you. Oh no, I've accidentally taken too long and now my toilet has become the cheapest scatplay dommy mommy game in town, whatever will I do.
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Let's go full dystopia! There should be a touchscreen on the outside that shows the name of the current occupant and the time they've spent there. If they go over the threshold, a siren should sound and the door should slowly open. To stop this, they can buy premium pooping credit through the mandatory app. Toilet bowl mounted scanners will allow for targeted advertising of products like fiber supplements or hemorrhoid cream!
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Give the toilet a Planet Fitness lunk alarm. No grunting allowed.
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I'll make a fortune selling shitter keys on the brown market
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Ok now we've angered the super toilet... https://twitter.com/mattwhy/status/1764762905508028814?s=20
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Platystemon posted:Give the toilet a Planet Fitness lunk alarm. A… a what alarm?
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ponzicar posted:Let's go full dystopia! There should be a touchscreen on the outside that shows the name of the current occupant and the time they've spent there. If they go over the threshold, a siren should sound and the door should slowly open. To stop this, they can buy premium pooping credit through the mandatory app. Toilet bowl mounted scanners will allow for targeted advertising of products like fiber supplements or hemorrhoid cream! I'mma make a killing trading poop futures.
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Kestral posted:A… a what alarm? https://www.tiktok.com/@jakepurfield/video/7021550115915648262
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Dick Trauma posted:Ok now we've angered the super toilet... Oh good, they've found a way to make public restrooms more moist.
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Remove those icky germs from surfaces and dispose of them in the air (safely). #hygienehack
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I think the toilets should require a unique identifying number to use and the faster your average use time is the more pleasant the experience gets. If you're fast, you get a heated seat, a pleasant smell, maybe some music. If you're slow you get sewer gas and the place is either way too hot or way too cold. Maybe the thing even makes fun of you. They absolutely have a unique user ID, otherwise they couldn’t lock you out for having too many sloppy mud pies
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turds too smooth? BLOCKED turds too heavy? BLOCKED peanut spray status? BLOCKED BRISTOL 3.5-4.5 ONLY OR BLOCK
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Looking forward to having my poops automatically graded on the Rockwell scale.
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Dick Trauma posted:Ok now we've angered the super toilet... Fuuuuuuuuck this tickled me. God in heaven. Trapped in a hell of your own making, but without knowing how bad it would get. I Have No rear end and I Must poo poo.
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My poo poo could crash a much larger building than that. How dare you loving challenge me.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:They absolutely have a unique user ID, otherwise they couldn’t lock you out for having too many sloppy mud pies Or charge you money. Because there's no way they're doing all this stuff for free. Either it's a contract with the local govt and they abandon their bathrooms when the profit margin isn't what they hoped, like with all those electric scooter companies. Or they charge the users, and are just instantly and constantly sabotaged, just like the last time pay toilets were a thing in the US.
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It had weight sensors but doesnt tell you how much your poop weighs? That can’t be right
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