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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for not letting my bf use my bathroom? Tell him that he either has to use the guest bathroom, or she gets to poo poo in the master bathroom whenever, even if he's in there showering.
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pentyne posted:Asking "is the coffee good?" is such a giveaway that the person just has coffee snob opinions without any knowledge. It's like the old post about the lady insisting on authentic Italian food and then saying something like Romana Pizza isn't authentic. Anyone using hot water with their beans probably has an overinflated sense of coffee superiority anyway
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Mar 4, 2024 21:45
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Simply chew the coffee beans like they're Corn Nuts and cut the middleman (water) out.
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Mar 4, 2024 21:50
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Batterypowered7 posted:Simply chew the coffee beans like they're Corn Nuts and cut the middleman (water) out. Remembering the time in highschool when the band director ate a fistful of chocolate covered espresso beans and got fuckin' wired all day.
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Mar 4, 2024 21:52
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Batterypowered7 posted:Simply chew the coffee beans like they're Corn Nuts and cut the middleman (water) out. This is a good way to succeed at Twitching.
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Mar 4, 2024 21:52
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for telling my wife I absolutely will not allow our kids in any of her content? yeah, no
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Cthulu Carl posted:Remembering the time in highschool when the band director ate a fistful of chocolate covered espresso beans and got fuckin' wired all day. Oh, man. I bought a bag of those and left them on my BF's desk so he could try them out. I normally go to bed before he does, since I work at a factory and can't keep scientist's hours. He never made it to bed that night. I was up at 0600 to get ready for work, and he was still coding, next to an empty bag.
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Mar 4, 2024 21:55
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for not letting my bf use my bathroom?
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Mar 4, 2024 22:02
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odiv posted:Her saying he's an ADULT so he shouldn't have an embarrassing bathroom problem seems... not the best. Avoiding the ensuite bathroom seems like it should be doable for this guy, but it seems weird with zero explanation. Probably going to get blown up to be a way bigger deal than it needs to be. Well, it's mega  considering her own medical issue where she can't always control her bathroom habits.Personally the way she's treating him more like a "house guest"/roommate rather than her boyfriend is really sad. Hell, I remember back in uni a suitemate of ours just announced she had IBS and while everyone has different levels of how comfortable they feel sharing their information... this is ostensibly her partner she's living with, and a guy who by all accounts treats her super well except the one time he used her bathroom at night to avoid a potential emergency.
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Mar 4, 2024 22:05
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Clocks posted:Well, it's mega Yeah, that one seems dumb to me. I was in the middle of typing basically this, but now I don't have to because you already did 
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Mar 4, 2024 22:07
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Cthulu Carl posted:Remembering the time in highschool when the band director ate a fistful of chocolate covered espresso beans and got fuckin' wired all day. Good thing it wasn't chocolate covered raisins or they would have poo poo themselves instead.
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Mar 4, 2024 22:09
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My wife has IBS, and I swear to god it seems like she just goes in there, sits down, leans all the way over, and grabs her ankles to let it spray. I make sure she hears me call her the rear end Blaster 5000 every time I clean the toilet. Her mom had to ask her when she was little, "Are you doing it right?" I don't blame her for wanting to hide it as long as she could in her relationship, but the second he moved in she needed to spill..... the beans. The guy isn't going to care; and, if he does, he wasn't worth keeping around.
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Mar 4, 2024 22:38
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DangerDongs posted:My wife has IBS, and I swear to god it seems like she just goes in there, sits down, leans all the way over, and grabs her ankles to let it spray. I make sure she hears me call her the rear end Blaster 5000 every time I clean the toilet. Her mom had to ask her when she was little, "Are you doing it right?" Is she single?
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Mar 4, 2024 22:44
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The rear end Blaster 5000 only needs one man in her life at time to disappoint her.
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Mar 4, 2024 22:51
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I'm more into making women feel a sense of shame and embarrassment via dating me.
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Mar 4, 2024 23:11
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DangerDongs posted:The rear end Blaster 5000 only needs one man in her life at time to disappoint her. Do you at least match her energy as the Piss Sprayer 3000?
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Mar 4, 2024 23:11
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Batterypowered7 posted:Do you at least match her energy as the Piss Sprayer 3000? MODS???
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is that not jeopardizing the beans? some say, if the end is right, it justifies the beans
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Mar 4, 2024 23:23
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saladscooper posted:some say, if the end is right, it justifies the beans groan
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Mar 4, 2024 23:24
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Batterypowered7 posted:Do you at least match her energy as the Piss Sprayer 3000? Absolutely, as is my god given right as a man.
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Mar 4, 2024 23:28
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As someone with Crohn’s, it’s seriously not that big of a deal to tell people you know even somewhat well. Sure, maybe don’t blurt it out on a first date, but if you’re at the point of fuckin’ moving in together, it’s super unlikely they’re going to make a big deal out of it - and if they do, that’s a massive red flag.
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Mar 4, 2024 23:37
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My insides ain't right and sometimes I poo bad and if someone can't handle that about me? Whatever their loss. I keep my body and toilets drat near immaculate.
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Mar 4, 2024 23:40
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for telling my wife I absolutely will not allow our kids in any of her content? Should I hurt my kids for money? HMMMMM :tenbux:
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Mar 4, 2024 23:44
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Who cares how loud wet or messy someone shits, as long as they clean and don't leave poo all over the toilet seat (barring the inability). I will however make a funny remark everytime I hear it, that's just the dating package deal I come installed with.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Simply chew the coffee beans like they're Corn Nuts and cut the middleman (water) out. Pffft. https://www.amazon.com/PureLife-Enema-Coffee-Organic-Medium/dp/B007WIJYVE
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Grey Cat posted:Who cares how loud wet or messy someone shits, as long as they clean and don't leave poo all over the toilet seat (barring the inability). A caring partner will comment on the quality of their partner's poos like a human german shelf toilet.
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Mar 4, 2024 23:47
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DangerDongs posted:My wife  quote:has IBS, and I swear to god it seems like she just goes in there, sits down, leans all the way over, and grabs her ankles to let it spray. I make sure she hears me call her the rear end Blaster 5000 every time I clean the toilet. Her mom had to ask her when she was little, "Are you doing it right?" 
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Mar 4, 2024 23:49
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Ensign Expendable posted:I tried dating a Western woman but she drew her six-shooter and made me dance by shooting at my feet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x3EXNMfAbg
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odiv posted:Her saying he's an ADULT so he shouldn't have an embarrassing bathroom problem seems... not the best. Avoiding the ensuite bathroom seems like it should be doable for this guy, but it seems weird with zero explanation. Probably going to get blown up to be a way bigger deal than it needs to be. Makes me wonder how much worse she’d have reacted if he peed his pants
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odiv posted:Her saying he's an ADULT so he shouldn't have an embarrassing bathroom problem seems... not the best. Avoiding the ensuite bathroom seems like it should be doable for this guy, but it seems weird with zero explanation. Probably going to get blown up to be a way bigger deal than it needs to be. Yeah the point I stop empathizing is the point she uses ableism against him about how he should be able to hold it, when she has a disease where she literally can't hold it for too long or it causes serious issues. It's like holy poo poo lady, I'm sure someone has said that about you in your life, and they were an rear end in a top hat to do it - don't turn around and crush your closest friend and companion under the same faulty logic. She needs to come clean about the IBS, she's living with him. Making him feel like poo poo for also having bodily needs isn't the right reaction. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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A lot of the weird hang ups with bathroom stuff seem to always come back to the fact that person being weird doesn't regularly clean the toilet and is embarrassed for people to see it. Like....the solution is right there. If you have sufficiently severe IBS or gut problems you're going to want to be using heavy duty toilet paper and wet wipes, two things you should not be flushing down the toilet instead throwing them away in a trash can anyways. Which you should also not hoard for days/weeks on end and dispose of every day or 2.
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Vim Fuego posted:Should I hurt my kids for money? HMMMMM :tenbux: The
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Mar 5, 2024 00:31
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DangerDongs posted:My wife has IBS, and I swear to god it seems like she just goes in there, sits down, leans all the way over, and grabs her ankles to let it spray. I make sure she hears me call her the rear end Blaster 5000 every time I clean the toilet. Her mom had to ask her when she was little, "Are you doing it right?" Why the hell are you cleaning up her shits
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Mar 5, 2024 00:38
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artsy fartsy posted:Why the hell are you cleaning up her shits You've never been in love before? I assume no or you wouldn't be asking this dumb question.
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Desert Bus posted:You've never been in love before? I assume no or you wouldn't be asking this dumb question. If you love someone you want to conjoin your lives together and work as a pair sharing in the triumphs and tragedies that life sends your way. Its about a equitable partnership where no one person is carrying the entire load. If you expect someone to clean up your poo poo blasted toilet because you, a supposedly functional adult, never learned how to properly poo poo without smearing it all over, then you can hire a maid/manservent or just do it yourself but that's not part of the wedding vows.
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pentyne posted:If you love someone you want to conjoin your lives together and work as a pair sharing in the triumphs and tragedies that life sends your way. Its about a equitable partnership where no one person is carrying the entire load.
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Mar 5, 2024 00:52
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lovers who poo poo together fit together
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Mar 5, 2024 00:54
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for not letting my bf use my bathroom? Tubgirl alt account spotted
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Magic Hate Ball posted:lovers who poo poo together fit together Isn't that what Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson taught us in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs ?
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pentyne posted:A lot of the weird hang ups with bathroom stuff seem to always come back to the fact that person being weird doesn't regularly clean the toilet and is embarrassed for people to see it. Why not simply poo poo in the shower? Maybe some sort of squat toilet/shower solution?
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