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weg, Toxic Mental)
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you know what hasn't gone down today? my book 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:10
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My parking app wasn't working this morning; clearly this was an attack to keep me from getting in to work and learning about the ongoing cyberattack from Something Awful dot com.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:10
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What pray tell has this champion of society handled
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Mar 5, 2024 18:10
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She shouldn't be president because she "has no balls to scratch"  That loops back around to being hilarious jfc these people. Not because she has no balls, and therefore doesn't have the fortitude - no no no.... because she can't scratch them. 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:11
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His balls mostly
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Mar 5, 2024 18:11
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The destruction of Facebook and similar social media is good for insane conservatives, because... wait a sec
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Mar 5, 2024 18:11
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The man has a point. I do my best thinking whilst scratching my balls.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:12
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WHY BONER NOW posted:RIGGED AND POLL-EN yeah the first month of spring loving sucks
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Mar 5, 2024 18:12
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kazil posted:"shut down facebook and insta for a few hours in the morning" gonna need a big improvement in November Ah, but what if next time it's all day and now they know they can do it? Who knows what kind of fuckery they'll try and pull -- and I'm wondering how much help they have from chuds stateside.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:13
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https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1765061798200557634/photo/1 Polling.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:13
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A generation of trolls has ruined the sanctity of polling!
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Mar 5, 2024 18:14
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Twitter cropping is poo poo, here's for anyone that can't/won't click 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:14
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I would prefer a president who would not possibly put me in some sort of camp
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Mar 5, 2024 18:15
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LOL, I'm somewhat of a submarine expert myself: 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:15
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LifeSunDeath posted:LOL, I'm somewhat of a submarine expert myself: did you play iron lung yet?
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Mar 5, 2024 18:17
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i mean i've seen the way trump stands, i doubt he can scratch his balls while standing so does that mean he can't be an effective president the 40% of the time he's standing? 19%
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Mar 5, 2024 18:17
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kazil posted:Twitter cropping is poo poo, here's for anyone that can't/won't click isn't all polling 'opt-in'? or does this mean there are people who reach out to polling companies to give them their opinion? if so, lol. Bone Crimes fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 18:17
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Way to go Mark Suckerberg
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Mar 5, 2024 18:20
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Hmm, I'm not sure we should engage in any unscrewing of polls here. Are we sure these respondents are not all submarine commanders? Feels like we should not jump to conclusions imo.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:22
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Bone Crimes posted:isn't all polling 'opt-in'? from the article quote:online “opt-in” sampling – an approach where people are not selected randomly but are instead recruited from a variety of online sources like banner ads or social media.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:22
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Disco Pope posted:All the kids that called me the F word in XBox Live lobbies have become of voting age. Then they found out their best friends are all gay and trans while hiding under their desks hoping they're not the one who catches a bullet. Pretty sure they all grew up with some empathy once they formed bonds with actual people not behind a headset. The voting trends all support that.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:25
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Pictured: a millenial Trump voter lol
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Mar 5, 2024 18:26
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madmatt112 posted:The facial hair. THE FACIAL HAIR. I'm glad someone noticed lol.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:27
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madmatt112 posted:The facial hair. THE FACIAL HAIR. A new dimension of lol
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Mar 5, 2024 18:31
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Everyone else is already saying what needs to be said but lol at "posting the full video" and just cutting off mid sentence. I hope they actually just cut off mid sentence, like the camera person just stopped filming, lowered their camera and they all just looked at each other and said "yeah that's enough of that" leaving the guy flustered realising that he made a fool of himself.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:32
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It seems like they should be including these kinds of gotcha questions in regular polling, and then throw out the respondents who fail the captcha.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:33
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I don’t mean to discount the impact of the outage today, but there are definitely some LOLs here. I’ve said before in these threads that Zuckerberg deciding any political candidate could say what they wanted on FB as long as they paid for it, helped Trump a great deal in 2016 because of the huge amounts of boomers on there. But the chud party line has been that he’s a censorious, evil dictator. Now that it went down today, FB is good and necessary again and it’s Nicki Haley and the Deep State taking away one of the most powerful tools the right has. It’s this splitbrain thing they do that’s the source of LOLs.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:33
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Would love to see this guy try to make instant ramen without any guidence. Duh, that's what the womens are for.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:36
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:This feels like a dry run for 'hey, can we just loving break the internet infrastructure', and the answer is lol yes. Yeah. I don't think it has anything to do with Super Tuesday. This is an infrastructure problem. Either someone pressed the wrong button or pulled the wrong plug as when Facebook accidentally locked themselves out of their own buildings, or it's intentional and someone is probing weak points... Which, this is America. We don't spend money on infrastructure, so lol. Somewhere out there some chud is going to blame Obama because of "Leave the World Behind." morningdrew posted:Cyber attack my rear end they didn't even take out something awful At the end of all things, when the last lol has been lol-ed, these dead gay forums will survive.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:36
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DownDetector is kinda interesting right now, just to see how many things were affected. Also looks like there was a spike for AT&T, Steam, UberEats, and Zoom a few hours before everything else 'sploded. (Which might just mean they're all on AT&T's infrastructure.) And apparently Hulu's network just sucks, which is the least unusual thing on there.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:37
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BrideOfUglycat posted:At the end of all things, when the last lol has been lol-ed, these dead gay forums will survive. It'll come down to a battle of attrition between SA and fark. Edit: also Slashdot.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:40
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Mirage posted:DownDetector is kinda interesting right now, just to see how many things were affected. Also looks like there was a spike for AT&T, Steam, UberEats, and Zoom a few hours before everything else 'sploded. (Which might just mean they're all on AT&T's infrastructure.)
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Mar 5, 2024 18:42
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It seems like they should be including these kinds of gotcha questions in regular polling, and then throw out the respondents who fail the captcha. That is a thing pollsters do. Not necessarily submarine commander questions, but stuff that's designed to weed out people picking randomly, trying to intentionally distort polling, or are habitual liars. Pew published that article and they've got a vested interest in saying "everyone else is doing polling wrong, so pay us for your polls", but they do make a good point that these polls aren't being sanity checked. I don't think that accounts for all the strange polling out there lately, though.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:43
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I will never get tired of American exceptionalism believing that everything that happens worldwide only affects them. Facebook and Instagram go down worldwide but this is a deliberate attack on super Tuesday elections which makes no loving sense to me at all. It's like when inflation was bad worldwide and yet it was entirely biden's fault.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:45
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Mirage posted:And apparently Hulu's network just sucks, which is the least unusual thing on there.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:46
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LifeSunDeath posted:LOL, I'm somewhat of a submarine expert myself: Um,  Stockton Rush used the wireless version of the Logitec gamepad, the one that was prone to horrible stick drift and connection issues thanks to Logitech's terrible Bluetooth dongle connectivity 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:47
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I don't see any angle where a wide-spread cyber attack on social media and comms would succeed at anything in a primary competition where both party's candidates are already known. Vote suppression always helps reactionaries
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Mar 5, 2024 18:48
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 https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1765070256974999696/photo/1
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Mar 5, 2024 18:48
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"Your honor, have you considered that maybe my client wasn't found guilty?"
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Mar 5, 2024 18:49
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The kids are alright.
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