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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, I do that. Here's the buzzwords I use. I get so many callbacks :)

Assassination

Attack

Domestic security

Drill

Exercise

Cops

Law enforcement

Authorities

Disaster assistance

Disaster management

UNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)

National preparedness

Mitigation

Prevention

Response

Recovery

Dirty bomb

Domestic nuclear detection

Emergency management

Emergency response

First responder

Homeland security

Maritime domain awareness (MDA)

National preparedness

initiative

Militia

Shooting

Shots fired

Evacuation

Deaths

Hostage

Explosion (explosive)

Police

Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)

Organized crime

Gangs

National security

State of emergency

Security

Breach

Threat

Standoff

SWAT

Screening

Lockdown

Bomb (squad or threat)

Crash

Looting

Riot

Emergency Landing

Pipe bomb

Incident

Facility

HAZMAT & Nuclear
Hazmat

Nuclear

Chemical spill

Suspicious package/device

Toxic

National laboratory

Nuclear facility

Nuclear threat

Cloud

Plume

Radiation

Radioactive

Leak

Biological infection (or event)

Chemical

Chemical burn

Biological

Epidemic

Hazardous

Hazardous material incident

Industrial spill

Infection

Powder (white)

Gas

Spillover

Anthrax

Blister agent

Chemical agent

Exposure

Burn

Nerve agent

Ricin

Sarin

North Korea

Health Concern + H IN I
Outbreak

Contamination

Exposure

Virus

Evacuation

Bacteria

Recall

Ebola

Food Poisoning

Foot and Mouth (FMD)

H5NI

Avian

Flu

Salmonella

Small Pox

Plague

Human to human

Human to Animal

Influenza

Center for Disease Control (CDC)

Drug Administration (FDA)

Public Health

Toxic

Agro Terror

Tuberculosis (TB)

Agriculture

Listeria

Symptoms

Mutation

Resistant

Antiviral

Wave

Pandemic

Infection

Water/air borne

Sick

Swine

Pork

Strain

Tamiflu

World Health Organization

Quarantine

Norvo Virus

(WHO) (and components)

HINI

Epidemic

Viral

Hemorrhagic Fever

Vaccine

E. Coli

Infrastructure Security
Infrastructure security

Airport

CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)

AMTRAK

Collapse

Computer infrastructure

Communications

infrastructure

Telecommunications

Critical infrastructure

National infrastructure

Metro

WIvIATA

Airplane (and derivatives)

Chemical fire

Subway

BART

MARTA

Port Authority

NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)

Transportation security

Grid

Power

Smart

Body scanner

Electric

Failure or outage

Black out

Brown out

Port

Dock

Bridge

Cancelled

Delays

Service disruption

Power lines

Southwest Border Violence
Drug cartel

Violence

Gang

Drug

Narcotics

Cocaine

Marijuana

Heroin

Border

Mexico

Cartel

Southwest

Juarez

Sinaloa

Tijuana

Torreon

Yuma

Tucson

Decapitated

U.S. Consulate

Consular

El Paso

Fort Hancock

San Diego

Ciudad Juarez

Nogales

Sonora

Colombia

Mara salvatrucha

MS IS or MS-I3

Drug war

Mexican army

Methamphetamine

Cartel de Golfo

Gulf Cartel

La Familia

Reynosa

Nuevo Leon

Narcos

Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)

Los Zetas

Shootout

Execution

Gunfight

Trafficking

Kidnap

Calderon

Reynosa

Bust

Tamaulipas

Meth Lab

Drug trade

Illegal immigrants

Smuggling (smugglers)

Matamoros

Michoacana

Guzman

Arellano-Felix

Beltran-Leyva

Barrio Azteca

Artistic Assassins

Mexicles

New Federation

Terrorism
Terrorism

Al Qaeda (all spellings)

Terror

Attack

Iraq

Afghanistan

Iran

Pakistan

Agro

Environmental terrorist

Eco terrorism

Conventional weapon

Target

Weapons grade

Dirty bomb

Enriched

Nuclear

Chemical weapon

Biological weapon

Ammonium nitrate

Improvised explosive device

IED (Improvised Explosive Device)

Abu Sayyaf

Hamas

FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)

IRA (Irish Republican Army)

ETA (Euskadi to Askatasuna)

Basque Separatists

Hezbollah

Tamil Tigers

PIS (Palestine Liberation Front)

PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization

Car bomb

Jihad

Talihan

Weapons cache

Suicide bomber

Suicide attack

Suspicious substance

AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)

AQIM (Al Qaeda in the

Islamic Maghreb)

TIP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)

Yemen

Pirates

Extremism

Somalia

Nigeria

Radicals

Al-Shabaab

Home grown

Plot

Nationalist

Recruitment

Fundamentalism

Islamist

Weather/Disaster/Emergency
Emergency

Hurricane

Tornado

Twister

Tsunami

Earthquake

Tremor

Flood

Storm

Crest

Temblor

Extreme weather

Forest fire

Brush fire

Ice

Stranded/Stuck

Help

Hail

Wildfire

Tsunami Warning Center

Magnitude

Avalanche

Typhoon

Shelter-in-place

Disaster

Snow

Blizzard

Sleet

Mud slide

Mudslide

Erosion

Power outage

Brown out

Warning

Watch

Lightening

Aid

Relief

Closure

Interstate

Burst

Emergency Broadcast System

Cyber security
Botnet

DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Denial of service

Malware

Virus

Trojan

Keylogger

Cyber Command

Cyber Security

2600

Spammer

Phishing

Rootkit

Phreaking

Cain and abel

Brute forcing

Mysql injection

Cyber attack

Cyber terror

Hacker

China

Conficker

Worm

Scanners

Social media

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

thanks for quoting for the new page

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Scheduling a third interview with Kirby just to say you ain't reading all that

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

thanks for quoting for the new page

lol

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021

been giggling at this guy's voice for almost an hour thanks

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lobster shirt posted:

thanks for quoting for the new page

libster poo poo

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

docbeard posted:

Scheduling a third interview with Kirby just to say you ain't reading all that

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lobster shirt posted:

thanks for quoting for the new page

thank god for that arrow amirite

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 49 minutes!

Cuttlefush posted:

my job is reaching end stage turning into poo poo garbage. good.

i usually leave a job once ive solved it and am spending most of my work time posting. bad news for my current employer

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Al! posted:

i usually leave a job once ive solved it and am spending most of my work time posting. bad news for my current employer

What. WHy. Once you reach the stage where you finish everything before 10am and can coast until you leave twenty minutes early you're set. That's exactly why I'm trying to get a government job lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lobster shirt posted:

thanks for quoting for the new page

get his rear end

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

KirbyKhan posted:

I couldn't find the one that used to be copy/pasted. There was a familiar block of text we used to post, repeatedly, so often. Ah, simpler times

yaaaaa

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
getting paid to do nothing but post is the peak American dream

sadly I’m still getting paid to do many things besides posting…. maybe one day

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 49 minutes!

DaysBefore posted:

What. WHy. Once you reach the stage where you finish everything before 10am and can coast until you leave twenty minutes early you're set. That's exactly why I'm trying to get a government job lol

you know how i like to instigate drama on the forums. well,

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

What happened to the other four posts?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
The lathe of heaven seems active. James Somerton, the gay plagiarist, has just plagiarized TheDarkId.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 49 minutes!

KirbyKhan posted:

The lathe of heaven seems active. James Somerton, the gay plagiarist, has just plagiarized TheDarkId.

excuse me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 49 minutes!
oh drat, hbomberguy killed a guy

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
imagine being killed by a balding british youtube guy

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Lmfao too absurd to imagine. My brain isn't powerful enough to render how pathetic that'd be.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
We are on day 6 of posting.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Holy poo poo

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

anything funny happen?

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
I don't think Somerton's really done it

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
there's a bunch of FRICKEN CHUDS and peter coffin saying hbomberguy is a murderer now though lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
peter coffin's ex has enormous fake boobs

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

peter coffin's ex has enormous fake boobs

his other ex was a fake japanese girl he made up for racist banter

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

CODChimera posted:

anything funny happen?

you've missed some poo poo

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
(dead serious) i believe every word dark id has said and i am sad he is dead

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
much like women, i believe all breadtubers

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I saw a contrapoints video on my youtube homepage, what's her deal again?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I saw a contrapoints video on my youtube homepage, what's her deal again?

ask the content creators megathread

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I don't know what that is

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I don't know what that is

it's the msot epic thread on the forums

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
its a bettlefield where posters bring forth their favorite youtubers and battle to determine if they are chuds or not

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I don't know what that is

its the thread where goons get obscenely mad over a 3 follower chud for liking joe rogan, and also derangedly mad about cspam tankies

its very ftw

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i watch the joe rogan protect our parks episodes because they're funny and talk about comedy

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I saw a contrapoints video on my youtube homepage, what's her deal again?

Anarcho capitalist drug addict

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