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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
A manly mag for manly men.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Liquid Chicken posted:

A manly mag for manly men.



gonna blast that VD right out of your balls

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



drat that's some kind of sniper bazooka, it is well known that there's nothing more manly

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Is this some sort of centaur?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

LifeSunDeath posted:

gonna blast that VD right out of your balls

Boy, the latest revival of "South Pacific" is going to some interesting places.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

muscles like this! posted:

Oh a back is getting sprayed alright.

Can you wait til I've finished painting it and moved out of the way?

Unless your thing is hairy middle-aged guys painting thicc AI chicks on military hardware, in which case please check out my OnlyFans.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Boy, the latest revival of "South Pacific" is going to some interesting places.

Lol

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I think alma is pretty

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

muscles like this! posted:

Oh a back is getting sprayed alright.

A-10 goes brrrrrt so you can go sprrrrrt

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Stogieman

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

she cant have kids because of her twisted insides

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Liquid Chicken posted:

A manly mag for manly men.



Venereal disease is a lot more badass than I thought

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

The people were astonished by his doctrine!

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The people were astonished by his doctrine!

lmao

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Liquid Chicken posted:

A manly mag for manly men.



The face of recoil fusing that scope with his eyeball.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elfface posted:

The face of recoil fusing that scope with his eyeball.

Recoil?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Elfface posted:

The face of recoil fusing that scope with his eyeball.

It's a recoilless rifle, there actually wouldn't be any/much recoil :pseudo:. The rocket just leaves the tube very quickly.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
all he's seeing through that scope is the flash shield anyway.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's a recoilless rifle, there actually wouldn't be any/much recoil :pseudo:. The rocket just leaves the tube very quickly.

Ive never fired one myself, but according to Wikipedia "Despite the name, it is rare for the forces to completely balance, and real-world recoilless rifles do recoil noticeably (with varying degrees of severity)." I cant imagine its exactly a good idea to jam the scope into your eye socket like that.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Roblo posted:

Ive never fired one myself, but according to Wikipedia "Despite the name, it is rare for the forces to completely balance, and real-world recoilless rifles do recoil noticeably (with varying degrees of severity)." I cant imagine its exactly a good idea to jam the scope into your eye socket like that.

He's a MANLY MAN!

MANLY MEN are STRONG and don't feel recoill! :dukedog:

(Fair point)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Eyes are overrated, explosions are forever!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
hes got a very strong skull

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

thatbastardken posted:

all he's seeing through that scope is the flash shield anyway.

That's why he looks so angry. He's shouting at the weapon's designer.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Tree Bucket posted:

That's why he looks so angry. He's shouting at the weapon's designer.

Reminds me of a great line in Zach Parson's My Tank is Fight!, something like, "While it could create such a handheld rocket system, Nazi engineering had yet to create a human face that could withstand the flames the rocket shot directly into the operator."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Roblo posted:

Ive never fired one myself, but according to Wikipedia "Despite the name, it is rare for the forces to completely balance, and real-world recoilless rifles do recoil noticeably (with varying degrees of severity)." I cant imagine its exactly a good idea to jam the scope into your eye socket like that.

When recoilless rifles were more common, training on them would be restricted because while recoil may technically be minimal, the thing still vibrates enough to give you a concussion

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Railing Kill posted:

Reminds me of a great line in Zach Parson's My Tank is Fight!, something like, "While it could create such a handheld rocket system, Nazi engineering had yet to create a human face that could withstand the flames the rocket shot directly into the operator."

Someone stole my copy of that book, I should get a new copy - it was a fun read.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hollandia posted:

Someone stole my copy of that book, I should get a new copy - it was a fun read.

The fictional bits were, as former kids used to say, "cringe".

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Recoil in a RR might be "minimal", but you're still firing a round with the weight of a small child out the tube. That poo poo kicks, and putting your eye too close to the optic will give you the mother of all black eyes.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phlegmish posted:

drat that's some kind of sniper bazooka, it is well known that there's nothing more manly

I think I had one of those for SNES. drat, I hope my manliness didn't peak at 12 years old.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Liquid Chicken posted:

A manly mag for manly men.



Surprising no one, the twins brothers responsible for this magazine founded the Mr. Olympia pageants that would go on and make Swarzenegger famous.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Scratch Monkey posted:

Someone tried to hog butcher me last night. I played along some to gently caress with him, but he started dropping nonsense sentences.







I think you should have typed Flatlander Woman in response.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Recoil in a RR might be "minimal", but you're still firing a round with the weight of a small child out the tube. That poo poo kicks, and putting your eye too close to the optic will give you the mother of all black eyes.

Strange episode of the little rascals

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Boy, the latest revival of "South Pacific" is going to some interesting places.

thank you for picking up on that lol.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


drat it feels good to be a gangsta

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Scratch Monkey posted:



drat it feels good to be a gangsta

that orc? pig? pigorc? fucks

e; oh poo poo, my monitor was off, point still stands

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

oh nooooooooooo

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