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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > New Japan 2024 - Respect the office of Presidency and its holder
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 None of the commentators picking ZSJ to win because they don't want to give away the ending, gotta admire the dedication to protecting the business :hmmyes:

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ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
 The silver lining to me getting sick is that I have time to watch this show live.

*Checks the card*

This might make me more sick :negative:

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 10:27
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
New japan cup time

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Gino wowed by Tama Tonga's new look :)

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
They rescued gino

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 10:33
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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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Tonight we celebrate the anniversary of Inoki getting blacklisted by the NWA for planning on doublecrossing Dory Funk Jr and taking the belt with a ref's help! Clearly inoki learned his lesson after legit getting the gently caress beat out of him by Bruno Sammartino a few years earlier for similar in ring acts of stupidity.

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 10:37
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Gino: Ask my wife, she'll tell you.
Charlton: YOU'RE MARRIED!?!
Gino: AM I!?! :aaa:

Glad to have Gino back :)

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Gino is in good shape

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Gino’s on a heater

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Gino is in good shape

He stopped listening to Charlton to flex when he saw himself on the monitor :)

So glad that Walker pointed out that Charlton picked Shingo in his picks but now is insisting he (correctly) picked Zack Sabre Jr to win the Cup.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Zack wisely declining Matt Riddle's offer to waste his time in a match against a piece of poo poo.

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Crowds into these lads

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Crowds into these lads

They're right to do so :hai:

Zack a massive favorite among Japanese fans to win the NJC too, because the Japanese fans are smart :hmmyes:

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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Jerusalem posted:

Zack wisely declining Matt Riddle's offer to waste his time in a match against a piece of poo poo.

he's my hero

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
That was as they say fun

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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holy poo poo

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 11:05
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Cooking in this match

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Reminder, we could have had Desperado in the main event of tonight's show :negative:

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
That was a great undercard tag

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 :sigh:

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Despe as leader of what is left of chaos would be interesting

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

That was a great undercard tag

really good match. Would love to see like a year long Ishii vs Yota feud, would help Yota no end in terms of in ring confidence and such by the end.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Does anybody know that Gabe Kidd is a madman?

Edit: :lol: that kid's "the gently caress?" face when Gabe lunged at him.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Mar 6, 2024

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Fans watching Uemura with the towel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REeCZokP9tc&t=47s

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Turns out the extremely handsome, well-built man still looks good even with short hair!

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Jerusalem posted:

Turns out the extremely handsome, well-built man still looks good even with short hair!

He looks great

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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Jerusalem posted:

Turns out the extremely handsome, well-built man still looks good even with short hair!

He reminds me so much of Tanahashi when he was a young boy.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 So glad that the babyfaces were just lying around beaten up and moaning during that whole sequence where House of Torture rang the bell themselves and made the ref raise their arms and pretended like they won. Great stuff. :geno:

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 Yuya is so smooth

and I'm not just talking about his hair cut

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 11:42
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Not today not on the anniversary

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 hahaha the circumference of the neck

* # ? Mar 6, 2024 11:44
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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
“It’s a measuring device “

Lmao

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Short hair Uemura triumphant!

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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fez_machine posted:

Yuya is so smooth

and I'm not just talking about his hair cut

I think he's the best of this new generation of guys. He just needs more time to connect emotionally with the fans, get them to care about him and such.

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 Gino is making Chris very silly

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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fez_machine posted:

Gino is making Chris very silly

He sent me into a dark place match before last as he brought up Kaito's g1 run.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Pieter still can't afford pants :smith:

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Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

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Gonna call this one the Dave Meltzer Classic.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I wonder what that Yano beverage tastes like.

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
In fairness to yuj its what yano would do

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