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Facebook/Instagram are back. Our long national nightmare is over
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Mar 5, 2024 19:13
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PostNouveau posted:Facebook/Instagram are back. Our long national nightmare is back
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Mar 5, 2024 22:38
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Edit: ehhh
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Mar 5, 2024 22:56
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I used to be that way but then once i was like "okay Vicodin it is" and after I took one I was like "fuuuuuck this is awful why would you do this for fun?" Kinda lol everyone knows that from House but actually probably a good idea to get it wrong so people inevitably trying to imitate him will find it's actually pretty hard to have a Vicodin habit
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Mar 6, 2024 00:13
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l337 hax0rz
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Mar 6, 2024 00:52
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I'm vocal and demanding of assistance, but it's not because I'm half-Jewish, it's because I'm a pussy loser bitch.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:52
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lol at the pain must be shared and validated with others one.
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Mar 6, 2024 01:52
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https://x.com/socialaskan/status/1765031704073216112?s=20
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Mar 6, 2024 03:04
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Lmao you don't need a computer to make a Gom Jabbar, simple electronics can do that.
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Mar 6, 2024 03:55
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I've decided that I'll make one for my next electronics project, I'll call it the Grover Jabbar
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Mar 6, 2024 03:57
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If you don’t have homemade Gom Jabbar, store‐bought is fine.
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Mar 6, 2024 04:12
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We have gom jabbar at home.
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Mar 6, 2024 04:14
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withak posted:We have gom jabbar at home. gom jabbar at home: cardboard box with mouse trap inside
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Mar 6, 2024 04:19
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Gom Jabbar at home:
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Mar 6, 2024 04:27
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we all just off the cuff say dumb poo poo without thinking but lol can you become what i presume is an adult human poster and literally never be injured or harmed in any way at any point? or maybe just so uncreative and having no ideas computer is everything in the cyber reality kind of disturbing tbh who are these people what would that even be do they know of books that are not in computers if i had a book you couldn't get online would i appear to be an irl wizard or just a lunatic
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Mar 6, 2024 05:55
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gom jabber is the poison needle not the pain box 
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Mar 6, 2024 06:09
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put yor goddamn hand in the goddamn Box o' Pain!
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Mar 6, 2024 06:12
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gom jabb's monster
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Mar 6, 2024 06:19
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uber_stoat posted:put yor goddamn hand in the goddamn Box o' Pain! gom around! gom around!
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Mar 6, 2024 10:46
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you can kill anything at jabbar.gom
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Mar 6, 2024 10:50
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:gom jabber is the poison needle not the pain box no one cares
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Mar 6, 2024 13:50
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can we gom much jabbar? (so jabb)
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Mar 6, 2024 14:00
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TACD posted:you can kill anything at jabbar.gom
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Mar 6, 2024 14:04
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the box is just https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_grill_illusion and paul is a giant wimp
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Mar 6, 2024 14:23
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TACD posted:you can kill anything at jabbar.gom My brain automatically applied the voice to this when reading this
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Mar 6, 2024 15:01
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ymgve posted:the box is just https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_grill_illusion and paul is a giant wimp Lets see you ride a sandworm
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Mar 6, 2024 16:00
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sorry, my worm riding requires subscribing to my onlyfans
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Mar 6, 2024 17:51
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TACD posted:you can kill anything at jabbar.gom lmfao
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Mar 6, 2024 20:04
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One line, Go! communism and social inheritance of an artificial intellegnce system?!
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Mar 6, 2024 23:15
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I know for a fact that textbook was still in use in 2019 at least. A nursing student I was friends with had it for class.
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Mar 7, 2024 00:16
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Facebook Aunt posted:Remember 1995? You could talk to someone on the other side of the world for free almost instantly. It felt like anything was possible.
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Mar 7, 2024 02:24
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mycomancy posted:I accidentally caught someone lying in an interview. Had a guy claim to run a biochemistry service core facility at the same university where I did my Doctorate, and I had strong ties in that department but had never heard of this dude, whose resume said he and I overlapped. Sent an email to a friend still at that uni, and turns out the dude was like the lowest level employee in that facility, and he wasn't on good terms at that point. good job, officer, do u want a loving medal or what
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Mar 7, 2024 02:25
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tokin opposition posted:unless it's a woman, in which case it's probably not that bad and she's just on her period - every male doctor ever basically every doctor ever, when a woman reports pain. blew my naive mind the first few times i witnessed it, a real "r u loving kidding me right now" type moment.
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Mar 7, 2024 02:32
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A funny thing my mom told me about taking me to the doctor when I was a child is that once "native american" was in my medical records the doctor stopped telling her that I needed to be less fat
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Mar 7, 2024 03:09
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Consolidated Ed posted:basically every doctor ever, when a woman reports pain. blew my naive mind the first few times i witnessed it, a real "r u loving kidding me right now" type moment. if you are a woman or have darker skin or a young white man or you complain about pain too much or never or not enough or get flagged by an AI cause your dog got a ketamine injection once or you had n overprcribing doc ??? modern pain mgmt is fun poo poo.
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Mar 7, 2024 03:09
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I had a male doctor ask if I might be pregnant once Pretty sure I don't have the parts for it but who knows
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Mar 7, 2024 03:22
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I believe in you
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Mar 7, 2024 03:30
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I saw a documentary with Arnold Schwarzenegger that suggests otherwise
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Mar 7, 2024 03:50
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Consolidated Ed posted:basically every doctor ever, when a woman reports pain. blew my naive mind the first few times i witnessed it, a real "r u loving kidding me right now" type moment. There's an old - oldest in the Nordic countries - university town in Sweden called Uppsala (or Upsala in Finnish). It at least used to be a sort of household name in Finland due to the fact that a lot of economists liked to get their degrees there because they had a dogshit school that would admit anyone - even Finnish people! Even I knew the phrase "Upsalan ekonomit" as a kid, even though I had no dang clue what it actually referred to. Anyway, the archdeacon - or whatever the gently caress tuomiorovasti i.e. DOOM PROVOST is in English - of Uppsala used to be a Finnish lady for some years. She was visiting her home turf on Summer holiday one year, and managed to get a boo-boo in her leg or arm or whatever. She went to the local health centre (this was before the bougies had shut them all down) and they asked her for her name, address, and occupation. She gave her name and her Summer cottage address, but when she told the doc she was the archdeacon of Uppsala, she noticed the doctor typing "patient believes she is the archdeacon of Uppsala" on the computer. Anyway what we learn from this is that doctors should position their VDUs suchly that the patient can't see what's being typed in.
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Mar 7, 2024 13:22
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Consolidated Ed posted:basically every doctor ever, when a woman reports pain. blew my naive mind the first few times i witnessed it, a real "r u loving kidding me right now" type moment. 
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Mar 7, 2024 14:47
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