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Minotaurus Rex posted:Anyone that speaks as if they’re certain about stuff like free will is full of poo poo Just rewatched True detective s1 and cohl spouting his internet atheism as special nuggets of wisdom was pretty funny. I mean he was right, though. No animal was supposed to develop consciousness and evolve to even have these thoughts. We are a singular abomination in this universe.
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I'm using "sorry, I don't have free will" as my go to excuse for things now. Slept in? Sorry, universe was pre ordained. Slept with your sister? Unfortunately that's how it works on a quantum level, and coincidentally she was also both a wave and particle if you know what I mean heh wait come back
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Mar 6, 2024 09:49
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Carlos Lantana posted:city living is loving awful Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies. Enjoy nossy gossipy neighboors do dumb bullshit to you for percieved slights. Double that if they're fundies and youre one those people. Hope you love seeing your kids constantly acting out, because they're bored out their minds. Dont forget the wonders of maintaining a garden and pretend you just loving love digging in the dirt and shoveling poo poo for hours on end every loving day for the rest of your life. Oh yes the salad and potatoes are great and healthy yes this definately was not massive waste of your time its just natural yes everything is fine And of course in these times of increasingly frequent natural disasters like storms and floods, the whole communinty comes together to help hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Mar 6, 2024 09:53
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Pajser posted:Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies. yeah i feel like the optimal move is living in a lovely boring midsize city where nothing happens but there are enough people that you dont need to worry about ever being recognized and you dont really have to take care of yourself as it were
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Mar 6, 2024 09:59
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Pajser posted:Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies. lmao seek therapy
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Mar 6, 2024 10:03
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20 Blunts posted:lmao seek therapy Are you by any chance related to 10 blunts? No joke, it was what we called one of my neighbors growing up before I moved to a city. Last I heard, he turned to speed and started stealing cars.
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Mar 6, 2024 10:48
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If you aren't using a bidet you deserve any swamp rear end that you get
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Mar 6, 2024 10:58
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Pajser posted:Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies.
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Mar 6, 2024 11:05
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Nah, you can't spell cuntry without "oval office" and the big open spaces of freedomland is full of them
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Mar 6, 2024 11:16
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I've lived on farms, villages, small towns, suburban sprawl and the inner city and all have their pros and cons. Except suburban sprawl which is just poo poo.
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Mar 6, 2024 11:20
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pencilhands posted:yeah i feel like the optimal move is living in a lovely boring midsize city where nothing happens but there are enough people that you dont need to worry about ever being recognized and you dont really have to take care of yourself as it were this works regional centres with universities draw tons of positive social stuff and are convenient to space and nature
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Mar 6, 2024 11:23
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Spinz posted:You must be trolling Suppose I must have bad luck, but I grew up on a farm on a hilly region, so everything was always hours away, and it was always a pain in the rear end getting anywhere and getting anything. Our neighbors were either miserable, overworked alcoholics or wealthy suburbanites on their over-done second houses. Other kids around either made it a point to leave and never come back or stayed and spend their free time trying to outrun cops whenever they got caught speeding, which was always. The most prolific addicts I met very always rural. And I get it. There is loving nothing else to do.
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Mar 6, 2024 11:51
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Emojis are cool and all but the internet was better when it was basic smileys I mean look at this little guy: :) He's just having a good little time and you can do fun variants like this 8) >8U Woah ker-azy!!! However people who gave them noses like this: :-) ÷) :^) Can get the gently caress out. Tumour rear end looking bullshit
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bitterandtwisted posted:I've lived on farms, villages, small towns, suburban sprawl and the inner city and all have their pros and cons. Nothing worse than living in a big 'burbplex so you're surrounded by assholes, but its 20 minutes of driving on city streets to get to a store or gas station. The country is nice because its quiet, but it invariably involves a lot more yardwork, and the internet sucks (if you live in the US) Also you have to cook for yourself all the time, and your neighbors are 99.9999% likely to be weird racist assholes Inner city can be ok, but anywhere on the west coast is deluged in homeless addicts*. Also most apartment buildings are stick & podium modern tenements, so you can hear your neighbors drop a cup on the floor (also giant deathtraps if there's a fire) Centrally located burbs w/o endless sprawl are cool and good, but they all cost a million dollars and never rent *not all homeless are addicts, and not all addicts are homeless, but the ones you see day-to-day are. EDIT Pajser posted:Suppose I must have bad luck, but I grew up on a farm on a hilly region, so everything was always hours away, and it was always a pain in the rear end getting anywhere and getting anything. Our neighbors were either miserable, overworked alcoholics or wealthy suburbanites on their over-done second houses. Other kids around either made it a point to leave and never come back or stayed and spend their free time trying to outrun cops whenever they got caught speeding, which was always. This describes my dad's neighborhood perfectly. A woman drank herself to death on hand sanitizer. Dad is locked in specific, petty, spiteful battles with every neighbor on the lane. There's a well-known turn in the road that has monthly, sometimes weekly fatalities from speeding drunk people. There's the shitpoor people like my dad, and there's people who maintain a country estate for their horses, and nothing in between. Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Mar 6, 2024 |
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Mar 6, 2024 12:01
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You can tell how much fun you're going to have fighting someone in an online game purely by their handle. If it's something like Help my cat is high or Handsome John's Weasel Shop or quail ball sampler They're gonna be your average Joe shmoe who won't be playing too seriously and they'll make mistakes or play off meta and you'll generally have a good time with them If it's something like DARK_FREN_Z or ENDLESSMAYHEM CSGOSKINS.WEB or killerJeWeLZZ They're gonna be twitchy little bastards who disconnect or fold the moment something goes wrong or will be insufferable if things go right Finally if they're something like egg. or i cannot aim or yeti yeti yeti yeti Run.
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Mar 6, 2024 12:07
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australian regional life is pretty genteel in comparison both my kids ended up disinterested in city life, but doing well in different regional centers, having far more success than I did at their age
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Mar 6, 2024 12:48
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Pajser posted:Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies. Tbh it sounds like you hate your yard/garden the most.
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Rad-daddio posted:Tbh it sounds like you hate your yard/garden the most. It is how I can tell they have truly lived the country life (it sucks rear end)
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Mar 6, 2024 12:51
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So many folks are soft, and have no idea how good they have it.
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Mar 6, 2024 12:53
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I get someone in to do the lawn
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Every Apple product is the best version available of the product. For example, no windows, laptop, stacks up to the MacBook. No piece of junk oculus or whatever up to the vision.. no junkie android tablet to iPad. no piece of junk androids to the iPhone.
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Songbearer posted:You can tell how much fun you're going to have fighting someone in an online game purely by their handle. If it's something like Lol imagine being in your 40s and still playing multiplayer video games online
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Mar 6, 2024 14:01
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Maudib Arakkis posted:Every Apple product is the best version available of the product. For example, no windows, laptop, stacks up to the MacBook. No piece of junk oculus or whatever up to the vision.. no junkie android tablet to iPad. no piece of junk androids to the iPhone. Apple takes tech rolled out by other companies years ago, sanitizes it with the Apple Touch and waters it down to be palatable to the average person. The type of person who never changes settings because they're "afraid of breaking it."
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bradzilla posted:Apple takes tech rolled out by other companies years ago, sanitizes it with the Apple Touch and waters it down to be palatable to the average person. The type of person who never changes settings because they're "afraid of breaking it." N00b
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Maudib Arakkis posted:Every Apple product is the best version available of the product. For example, no windows, laptop, stacks up to the MacBook. No piece of junk oculus or whatever up to the vision.. no junkie android tablet to iPad. no piece of junk androids to the iPhone. Im a nihilistic badass mf with no free will who has seen the endless bleak nothing and I agree
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Mad much?
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bradzilla posted:Lol imagine being in your 40s and still playing multiplayer video games online dumbass
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redshirt posted:So many folks are soft, and have no idea how good they have it. yup...
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Beefed Owl posted:If you aren't using a bidet you deserve any swamp rear end that you get
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I watch and read the news every day. poo poo's gonna get bad out there, and there's nothing any of you Online Gamer types can do about it. Technology has made you soft. Some of us... some of us are more prepared than that......
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Mar 6, 2024 14:32
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If someone tried to shoot up wherever I was and I didn't just freeze and have an aneurysm I would 100% tried to delay them to help others, and then get promptly shot and killed, because I am a random idiot and not Stephan Sequal.
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bradzilla posted:Lol imagine being in your 40s and still playing multiplayer video games online Online video game worlds are the only place life makes sense anymore op
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You can go back to taking a digital DUMP in your online sandcastles, children.. real men are talking
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bradzilla posted:Lol imagine being in your 40s and still playing multiplayer video games online Yeap
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open ended satiation online will do a lot more damage to your generation than lead ever did to mine
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bradzilla posted:Lol imagine being in your 40s and still playing multiplayer video games online i love to pwn noobs
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The new Halo show is actually not horrible. People are just angry that Master Chief is no longer a virgin like the fanbase
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Pajser posted:Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies. I moved from Florida to North Carolina a few years back and while I'm not exactly country living I cannot stand the whole "southern hospitality" thing.
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redshirt posted:So many folks are soft, and have no idea how good they have it. Agreed. When people say doomery poo poo about how everything is a hellscape of some sort, I initially agree and then think back to my past and where history has been and then chuckle. Truth be told though, it is important that people think things are bad or else there's no impetus to change things, there's still lots to change even though much of the dialog is silly or naive.
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Pajser posted:Cuntry LOL!
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