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Arbite posted:Just within the movie itself, there's clearly a missing segment early where Paul is told to trek alone across a chunk of desert and back, then Chani joins him and gives some survival tips, and then they're both just taking part in a raid.. That can't have been how it was scripted. There's another one where Chani suddenly shows up in an ornithopter out of nowhere with no explanation how she got it.
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khwarezm posted:I feel like we need to appreciate that Sony is basically doing the Dark Universe gambit and actually releasing tons of terrible, terrible movies of Z list spiderman movies. Like Universal made like 2 movies and Sony is making at least 5 of these increasingly terrible turds that are almost singlehandedly bringing the comic book movie fad to its long hoped for conclusion. Honestly, I wonder if this might legitimately be their strategy. Basically pulling the "kamikaze product" strat that will make their Spiderman-villains-without-Spiderman Tab Clear to Marvel's Crystal Pepsi. Basically poisoning the entire live-action superhero genre (and the Marvel name) so that the MCU won't be able to recover from its current slump and return to the juggernaut it once was.
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LanceHunter posted:Honestly, I wonder if this might legitimately be their strategy. Basically pulling the "kamikaze product" strat that will make their Spiderman-villains-without-Spiderman Tab Clear to Marvel's Crystal Pepsi. Basically poisoning the entire live-action superhero genre (and the Marvel name) so that the MCU won't be able to recover from its current slump and return to the juggernaut it once was. Any time you have thoughts like this you just need to take a deep breath and remember a few key facts: Amy Pascal is still in charge at Sony. Kathleen Kennedy is still the boss of star wars. Elon Musk is the second (lol) richest person alive and technically in charge of 5 companies. One of which send rockets to space. Donald Trump was president of the USA. There is no 8 dimensional chess master plan unfolding slowly and in meticulous detail. The dumbest motherfuckers alive are running things and it's only getting dumber.
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Kingo Ligma posted:Any time you have thoughts like this you just need to take a deep breath and remember a few key facts: look I can't emptyquote every post you make so let's just have this one count for the next dozen or so
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That DICK! posted:morv gackle, keygrip for Norbit, was pronounced dead today at 11:33 a.m. at Cedar Sinai Hospital, 61 year old r.i.p. noticed this
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That DICK! posted:morv gackle, keygrip for Norbit, was pronounced dead today at 11:33 a.m. at Cedar Sinai Hospital, 61 year old I'mma clap so hard for this guy in the In Memorium segment this year
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That DICK! posted:morv gackle, keygrip for Norbit, was pronounced dead today at 11:33 a.m. at Cedar Sinai Hospital, 61 year old good I'm glad of it
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Arbite posted:Just within the movie itself, there's clearly a missing segment early where Paul is told to trek alone across a chunk of desert and back, then Chani joins him and gives some survival tips, and then they're both just taking part in a raid.. That can't have been how it was scripted. True, but I appreciated the choice to veer away from a staple epic movie trope and just get the ball rolling, I think it contributed to the Fury Road-esque feeling of the movie being on rails and driving toward a climax. The worm riding scene does the same cathartic job as showing Paul coming back from the desert and is more interesting
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PostNouveau posted:I'mma clap so hard for this guy in the In Memorium segment this year Isn't Morv Gakl the villain in Galaxy Quest?
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Gripweed posted:Do you mean the procedurally generated subtitles on like YouTube? Those always gently caress up. I assume it's the same stuff in the Goku video player. I think it also has normal subtitles for normal rips over old school camera in a theatre.
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Illmade posted:There's another one where Chani suddenly shows up in an ornithopter out of nowhere with no explanation how she got it. Someone obviously didn't attend the Fortnite tie-in event which explains all...
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Sunk Dunk posted:has anyone read "the kid stays in the picture"? patton oswalt did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nm8CmiiLvg&t=55s
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:all the kids who were supposed to grow up and become dom delois became josh gad instead poisonpill posted:This doesn’t make any sense to me but at the same time I totally get it and it seems 100% true we are products of our times and our times are products of us. the world makes josh gads instead of dom deloises now, and the feedback loop will continue on into the death of media, inshallah
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It's morvin' time haha lil joke there for the worlds #1 morbius fan gripweed
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That DICK! posted:morv gackle, keygrip for Norbit, was pronounced dead today at 11:33 a.m. at Cedar Sinai Hospital, 61 year old 
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That DICK! posted:morv gackle, keygrip for Norbit, was pronounced dead today at 11:33 a.m. at Cedar Sinai Hospital, 61 year old Oh God, I'm gonna throw up... I'm gonna throw up...
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sharknado slashfic posted:Rem Lazar had a Cerveza Cristal in Vietnam True story: Rem Lezar is an upcoming DLC fighter in Mortal Kombat 1.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
Good news, humans won't need to watch them. Somebody's GPU can be set up to watch all the movies, write AI reviews, and generate CineCoin for the studios.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
She's not wrong, but I really wonder what movie she thought Madam Web was supposed to be
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my feeling has been for a long time that audiences are extremely stupid and movies would have died by now if they werent
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
It's cute to watch someone that's been given everything pout about how out of touch she is. The general public is dumb as poo poo, can't tell anything and don't give a gently caress about where anything comes from at all. She didn't have to make a super hero movie for Sony. That's her choice.
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Yeah, an audience member is smart. The audience is dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
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i'm smart, i get things like for example, when the guy was in the amazon with her mother when she was studying spiders (before she died, natch), that makes me think hmm, maybe this guy knows something
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henkman posted:She's not wrong, but I really wonder what movie she thought Madam Web was supposed to be An easy paycheck.
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henkman posted:She's not wrong, but I really wonder what movie she thought Madam Web was supposed to be Obviously, when she signed onto "Untitled Spider-Man Villain Project #7", she thought it was going to be a genuine creative expression from an artist who had something they wanted to share with the world.
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She’s a rebel, an iconoclast. A hero.
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That DICK! posted:Half the CD thread thinks she’s a class hero, it’s funny she's like diet abby disney
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they better leave in the toph blind jokes https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1765393147029557310
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It's hard for me to begrudge her too much; she's hopefully just learning the same lesson George Clooney got from Batman and Robin.
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Stink Billyums posted:they better leave in the toph blind jokes We’ll be lucky if we even get a blind Toph at this point. I’m expecting an announcement about how disabilities are “iffy” and to avoid feeling Big Yuck the showrunners have decided to make Toph normal
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That DICK! posted:Half the CD thread thinks she’s a class hero, it’s funny I don’t think that’s an accurate representation of the discussion in that thread. Most of the thread is on her side because she’s funny and hot.
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That DICK! posted:Half the CD thread thinks she’s a class hero, it’s funny I just like seeing her poo poo on her own movie because its rare enough to see someone have some clarity about the schlock they end up making.
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