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Troublemaker posted:All right, I had four bananas in various stages of rot. I used one that was almost black, one that was pretty brown, and a third that was aging (some brown spots on the skin) but not fully overripe yet. Did not freeze them. Used no nuts. The result: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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the holy poopacy posted:Seems like it's pretty much exactly what he deserved mllaneza posted:"Are you all ready to order?" I'm kind of inclined to trust the wife on this one and say yeah while he's been an idiot, and an rear end in a top hat, a lifetime of abuse and manipulation from a narcissistic father and his flying circus of assholes is also not his fault. He's taken full responsibility for his actions, he's accepted with apparent grace that they will not reconcile, he's getting therapy of his own volition. I feel bad for both him and his ex wife, they didn't deserve that.
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ReelBigLizard posted:I'm kind of inclined to trust the wife on this one and say yeah while he's been an idiot, and an rear end in a top hat, a lifetime of abuse and manipulation from a narcissistic father and his flying circus of assholes is also not his fault. This. Wife also seems like a genuinely good person to respond in that way despite what he put her through, hope things get better for both of them but especially her.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Boo to all of that discourse! The usual problem is the Discourse manages to be even worse than this thread for ignoring all the given context to instead invent the worst possible interpretation of everything for the sake of having the hottest take.
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ReelBigLizard posted:I'm kind of inclined to trust the wife on this one and say yeah while he's been an idiot, and an rear end in a top hat, a lifetime of abuse and manipulation from a narcissistic father and his flying circus of assholes is also not his fault. A fair point, OP's dad is the villain here.
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mystes posted:Are you talking about fruitcake? I've never heard it called "christmas cake" Christmas cake is a specific type of fruitcake topped with marzipan and icing, popular in the UK among other non-American places. Crucially, it is doused with lots of booze when you make it, the lack of which is why American fruitcake is a joke; you can thank your Prohibition for that.
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Troublemaker posted:All right, I had four bananas in various stages of rot. quote:I used one that was almost black, one that was pretty brown, and a third that was aging (some brown spots on the skin) but not fully overripe yet. ...and what, exactly, did you do with the fourth banana?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 11:41 |
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Alien Arcana posted:...and what, exactly, did you do with the fourth banana? It fell off the edge of the cliff, duh
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feedmegin posted:Christmas cake is a specific type of fruitcake topped with marzipan and icing, popular in the UK among other non-American places. Crucially, it is doused with lots of booze when you make it, the lack of which is why American fruitcake is a joke; you can thank your Prohibition for that. Christmas cake sucks and the best part of it is when they turn the lights out and set it on fire. The worst part is the disappointment when they turn the lights on and it's still there
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 12:21 |
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What tradition is this where you turn out the lights and set things on fire?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 12:22 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What tradition is this where you turn out the lights and set things on fire? That's christmas pudding, which is different and much better. Moist, rich and full of alcohol.
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Tenebrais posted:That's christmas pudding, which is different and much better. Moist, rich and full of alcohol. No it sucks
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You set the Christmas pudding on fire and then just leave it to burn then throw the remains in the trash because it sucks.
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This is a Christmas thing? I grew up Italian/Irish Catholic and most of the fires were accidental and except for cousin Jimmy.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 12:39 |
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In Italy they set the panettone on fire.
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keep punching joe posted:You set the Christmas pudding on fire and then just leave it to burn then throw the remains in the trash because it sucks.
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AITA for picking up a roadkill to eat later at home with my sister's kids in the car?quote:I (M38) live in a very rural area in Germany and my (step)sister Lisa (F36) came to visit me with her two children (F5 &M7) which is quite uncommon. I picked them up from the airport and on our way home we came across a roadkill (huge rabbit). It was on a remote street that only leads to five houses, so I stopped the car and saw it was only hit in the head, no meat damaged. What a lucky day I thought, I threw the roadkill in the trunk, and we drove to my home.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:03 |
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Oh thats just Uncle Smeagol
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:52 |
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How long has this meat been here? Eh looks good enough. *Queue screaming from children over headless animal corpse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRQe_sAc30
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wheatpuppy posted:Honey are you okay? You have hardly touched your all-you-can-eat sushi and pancake breakfast. oh my god lol
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mediaphage posted:
there's no way this defence works
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:24 |
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every time i hear about people eating roadkill, i'm reminded of my first full-time job out of college, where my boss called me a yuppie because i had never eaten roadkill
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:there's no way this defence works Your Honor, imagine, if you would, a locked room murder mystery. A case where the victim and the killer... are one and the same. I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that
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I have zero sympathy for the guy who abused his wife for years because he’s God’s perfect idiot. Being the miniboss in his own story just makes him more contemptible
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:there's no way this defence works An employee may have come over to the tank, opened the lid and massively disrupted the person inside, stuck their rear end over the edge and shat inside while cackling, then slammed the lid and locked it You don’t know that didn’t happen
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mediaphage posted:Update on my diarrhea I did a deep dive on this guy when he was first posting, think this was the highlight: quote:Help for my bung Worryingly his recent posting seems to indicate he's an anesthetist. Maybe he was on a lot of painkillers at the time. Fatty fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Mar 6, 2024 |
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Okay that’s clearly someone’s fetish
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:33 |
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quote:Used bidet and it shot bung like laser Mods please
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:51 |
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Murky Coyote indeed
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:56 |
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Alien Arcana posted:...and what, exactly, did you do with the fourth banana? Obviously it went in the go bag
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Halloween Jack posted:I have zero sympathy for the guy who abused his wife for years because he’s God’s perfect idiot. Being the miniboss in his own story just makes him more contemptible Yeah. The cynical take is that since his ex-wife was very quick to point out that he got into this because of his lovely family dynamics, she was aware of how trashy his family was while they were married. Possibly she tried to get him to see it or tried to get him to take her side but he listened to his friends/dad instead. It doesn't un-abuse him or anything, but also he was an adult who probably could have turned his brain on earlier. He's also not the only person who was affected, and he basically passed it on to his (ex)wife. Now he's reaping what he's sown.
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I remember someone asked for the stolen [valor] prosthetic leg story, but I can't remember if anyone posted it so, here:quote:AITAH for telling my brother he cannot stay with me over Christmas if he brings his prosthetic leg? quote:Update - 11 days later
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:39 |
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From what I remember she was told by a coworker at IHOP.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:45 |
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For poop chat, this guy's wife convinced him that taking a shower and washing his rear end counted as foreplay:quote:AITA for asking my girlfriend to continue doing my laundry if she wants me to buy groceries? Comments in the thread: quote:Info: are there streaks in your underwear:
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HelleSpud posted:I remember someone asked for the stolen [valor] prosthetic leg story, but I can't remember if anyone posted it so, here:
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HelleSpud posted:For poop chat, this guy's wife convinced him that taking a shower and washing his rear end counted as foreplay: That's not foreplay, you horrifying filth goblin.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:51 |
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This hero of a woman discovered the insecure guy cheat codes. Ooh it makes me sooooooo horny when you shower and clean yourself babe
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Lemniscate Blue posted:That's not foreplay, you horrifying filth goblin. He's got to be awesome in every other way, though, right?
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Oh Fry, I love it when you PRACTICE RUDIMENTARY HYGIENE.
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I cannot imagine staying turned on and ready to go all the way through having to watch your partner shower and make sure all their bits are hygienic enough that you won't get infections.
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