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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!


hell yeah

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mister Speaker posted:

He has other ex-wives though, doesn't he? Did they fleece him?

One of his ex-wives divorced him twice and is open to divorcing him a third time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mauser posted:



hell yeah

fellas is it gay to crank your hog with another man's arms?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
This guy will be playing the stranger game 24/7

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

fellas is it gay to crank your hog with another man's arms?

I always sit on my hand and my cock until they go numb before having a wank, so that it feels like someone else is giving someone else a handjob and I'm perfectly pure and innocent of any such self- or other defiling.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


OwlFancier posted:

fellas is it gay to crank your hog with another man's arms?

No. But if they were a woman's arms? Super gay.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

OwlFancier posted:

fellas is it gay to crank your hog with another man's arms?

Been a while since I've heard someone mention the old Dutch Rudder.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tiggum posted:

No. But if they were a woman's arms? Super gay.

"Oh, I just died a little in your arms tonight" - Cutting off your arms to put them on me Crew

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/duckbldg/status/1765425245522166211?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I would be delighted to receive that email at work.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I accidentally uploaded a star wars gif to a Jira ticket once and I didn't have permissions to delete it. I asked my boss to delete it and he refused

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't see why the frog cannot be a colour chart.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/questionableway/status/1765535406949286121

You don't get pie for cumming in Aella :eng101:
https://twitter.com/LChas22/status/1765219514940031410

Don't bring Satan into your cuckold sex role play

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/questionableway/status/1765535406949286121

You don't get pie for cumming in Aella :eng101:
https://twitter.com/LChas22/status/1765219514940031410

Don't bring Satan into your cuckold sex role play

If you marry a dude whose mouth was drawn by Todd McFarlane, jesusing is your least problem.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
I need a chart to see how many customers came in the fluffer nutter pie.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

If you marry a dude whose mouth was drawn by Todd McFarlane, jesusing is your least problem.

I didn’t catch that until you mentioned it but now I can’t unsee it

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
all i see is discount mr beast and i hate it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

My Spirit Otter posted:

all i see is discount mr beast and i hate it

Same but LA beast

e: oh nvm, i thought we were talking about the ski mask beer guy

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


A fluffernutter is a New England sandwich made with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. I was never allowed to have one as a kid because it was too much sugar but I'm not bitter or anything.

Gotta admit however, I've never thought about the two halves of the word and how they might incur some ....questions, if split apart.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't want to hear about your weird yankee sex stuff ok

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

zoux posted:

I don't want to hear about your weird yankee sex stuff ok

Is weird yanker sex stuff okay?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

SyNack Sassimov posted:

A fluffernutter is a New England sandwich made with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. I was never allowed to have one as a kid because it was too much sugar but I'm not bitter or anything.

Gotta admit however, I've never thought about the two halves of the word and how they might incur some ....questions, if split apart.

Also def a thing in the Pacific Northwest.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Paper Tiger posted:

Is weird yanker sex stuff okay?

How else we gonna talk about crank yankers.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/cantstop69ing/status/1765482096494096673

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Paper Tiger posted:

Is weird yanker sex stuff okay?

Intoning "Daddy Yankee" like a creep would say daddy likey

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

It’s like the story of how Douglas Adams came up with Slartibartfast. It sounds totally obscene but is actually fine

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Giganticqueer/status/1765729735512834062

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rough cookbook.

He had me setting too many timers.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Come out, ye rack of lambs

I’m gonna truss you like a ham

Show them how I won blue ribbons down in Donegal

Tell them how I’ll trim the fat away

From the red and lovely frenched rib roast

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Platystemon posted:

Rough cookbook.

He had me setting too many timers.

Had to throw out my citrus fruits... not a single Limey in there.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Platystemon posted:

Rough cookbook.

He had me setting too many timers.

:blastu:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

door.jar
Mar 17, 2010

King Carnivore posted:

Come out, ye rack of lambs

I’m gonna truss you like a ham

Show them how I won blue ribbons down in Donegal

Tell them how I’ll trim the fat away

From the red and lovely frenched rib roast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVrHlxYXsmc

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Platystemon posted:

Rough cookbook.

He had me setting too many timers.
Must be ghost-written, then, as he famously has difficulty with timers.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Suspect Fried Rice.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Okay this is good but mushrooms are plants just like tomatoes are vegetables. They're technically not, but it's more useful to consider them that way (unless you're actually growing them)

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010

Anything you can plant is a plant

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Kevin Bacon posted:

Anything you can plant is a plant

Evidence?

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Kevin Bacon posted:

Anything you can plant is a plant

Is a flag a plant?

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Kevin Bacon posted:

Anything you can plant is a plant

You can plant me Greg, am I a plant?

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