The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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VanOwen: Oct 8, 2011; Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!

Scratch Monkey posted:

crucifix on the wall? not cursed

more than one? eh... maybe

the entire wall? definitely

a life sized nude jesus marionette amongst them? beyond cursed

That is a Jesus inflatable sex doll.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:41

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# ? May 21, 2024 09:52

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

VanOwen posted:

That is a Jesus inflatable sex doll.

he is risen

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Scratch Monkey posted:

crucifix on the wall? not cursed

more than one? eh... maybe

the entire wall? definitely

a life sized nude jesus marionette amongst them? beyond cursed

Life size?

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:57

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Life size?

People weren't as tall back then.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:59

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

VanOwen posted:

That is a Jesus inflatable sex doll.

It looks like a little old lady to me.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:14

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Is that a snake on the bed?

# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:30

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

redshirt posted:

Is that a snake on the bed?

It looks like a little old lady to me.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:32

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

What can you see in this picture?

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:25

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

A duck.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:29

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Teratrain posted:

What can you see in this picture?

A real rear end in a top hat, just a complete shitbag

e: fixed it, an old woman or a younger woman facing away from the screen, depending on how I look at it

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:35

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

ultrafilter posted:

A duck.

its a rabbit you degenerate

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:35

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

ChubbyChecker posted:

its a rabbit you degenerate

Joke's on you, both squares are the exact same color.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:56

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Teratrain posted:

Joke's on you, both squares are the exact same color.

Yeah you just got to cross your eyes slightly and look behind the picture

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:05

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

it's a sailboat

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:08

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

ChubbyChecker posted:

its a rabbit you degenerate

Duck season!

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:10

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it's a slug with big eyestalks on fire on top of a young woman wearing a fur coat facing away

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:14

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

A Giant Moth

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:34

armchairyoda: Sep 17, 2008; Melman

It's gold... no wait, BLUE!

# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:33

JB Lars: Nov 25, 2005

Montague Tigg posted:

it's a sailboat

You dumb bastard.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:47

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Teratrain posted:

What can you see in this picture?

2 Girls and a shortage of drinkware.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 23:52

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Teratrain posted:

What can you see in this picture?

Princess Leia emerging from Chewbacca�s hairy rear end

# ? Mar 6, 2024 23:57

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Teratrain posted:

What can you see in this picture?

I see the young woman but she's got a heck of a goiter.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 00:02

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

crucifix on the wall? not cursed

more than one? eh... maybe

the entire wall? definitely

a life sized nude jesus marionette amongst them? beyond cursed

At some point it's just a fetish.

e:

Montague Tigg posted:

it's a sailboat

Nice boat.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 00:25

Purgatory Glory: Feb 20, 2005

Scratch Monkey posted:

crucifix on the wall? not cursed

more than one? eh... maybe

the entire wall? definitely

a life sized nude jesus marionette amongst them? beyond cursed

Grandma: did you have to take the picture of all my crosses while I slept there?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:06

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Safety Dance posted:

People weren't as tall back then.

He's not small, he's just far away

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:32

DreadUnknown: Nov 4, 2020; Bird is the word.

Teratrain posted:

What can you see in this picture?

Mothman out on the town.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:59

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Leon Sumbitches posted:

He's not small, he's just far away

# ? Mar 7, 2024 06:28

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

redshirt posted:

Is that a snake on the bed?

No I'm just happy to see you

# ? Mar 7, 2024 07:18

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

redshirt posted:

Is that a snake on the bed?

It's "Jackhammer Jesus". I strongly do not recommend googling that at work or anywhere else. FYI.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 15:29

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

# ? Mar 7, 2024 15:29

RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

Scratch Monkey posted:

crucifix on the wall? not cursed

more than one? eh... maybe

the entire wall? definitely

a life sized nude jesus marionette amongst them? beyond cursed

pls rate curse lvl

# ? Mar 7, 2024 15:40

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

I cant imagine being in the US and not posting copies of that up in the most inflammatory places possible all day.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 15:49

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

codo27 posted:

I cant imagine being in the US and not posting copies of that up in the most inflammatory places possible all day.

I cross-posted your previous post to the Canadian Finance and Investing thread for exactly this reason.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 15:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Looks like frank from the professor bros

# ? Mar 7, 2024 16:26

Borscht: Jun 4, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

A real rear end in a top hat, just a complete shitbag

e: fixed it, an old woman or a younger woman facing away from the screen, depending on how I look at it

Was your monitor off or something?

That�s :thejoke: