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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


choose your fighter:

1) theyre already thinking about turning gaza into an industrial park once everyone who lives there is dead
2) this was a completely off the dome take and everything is being made up on the spot as it happens

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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Normally I do not believe in conspiracies (or in anyone in the US government's ability to plan something more complicated than an office lunch order) but this is just stupid enough

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

docbeard posted:

Is it too cynical to think that this is all a plan to blame the Houthi blockade for Gaza not getting aid?

Or not cynical enough?

I don't think there is a plan at the moment.

It's all off the dome.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Imagine if the Seabees found out about this when the thread did

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Malloc Voidstar posted:

wait i missed this bit at the end of https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-announce-gaza-aid-port-construction-state-union-speech-2024-03-07/

While the temporary port would initially be a military-run operation, Washington envisions it becoming a commercially run facility, the official said.

???????


Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer
I'm torn between Israel blows up this port with a "Hamas" rocket, or the US is just going to take over the occupation of Gaza because that way they can keep feeding the beast and it makes it harder to extradite the US from all this.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Yeah but per that report, the Class 4 material "Construction materials, including installed equipment and all fortification and barrier materials" is in short supply and also... they can't get anything done in a few weeks because military construction (IMO, reading between the lines) was badly undermined to give more work to private contractors over the past 30 years:





They also brought in, no kidding, McKinsey and Co. who told them they were keeping too much supply on hand and to move to JIT:









Unless I'm misunderstanding, they are losing many, many, tonnes of construction materials (Class IV supply) per year?




lol. every god damned thing just completely gutted by neoliberalism. they can't even put together construction cost estimates lmao

well, in theory a temporary port should be quicker to build anyway

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


The Oldest Man posted:

choose your fighter:

1) theyre already thinking about turning gaza into an industrial park once everyone who lives there is dead
2) this was a completely off the dome take and everything is being made up on the spot as it happens

they were banking on the ceasefire for the sotu and that didnt work so they gotta make up some bullshit to go on msnbc about

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Saw a post saying that it would actually be the Army setting up the port with these guys

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Transportation_Brigade_(United_States)

I don't think this port is ever getting built

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Would be such a shame if something bad happened to it.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
What happened to the concept of peace keeping?

Why hasn't that been brought up....

Just flood the loving place with blue helmets...

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I'm sending a paddle boat to help defend the red sea

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Griz posted:

this actually exists and has its own wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KosherSwitch

also the "Kosher Lamp" which is just a lamp that's on all the time with an opaque cover because covering the light is ok but turning it off isn't

is it kosher to tell alexa to turn lights on and off on the sabbath?

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

apatheticman posted:

What happened to the concept of peace keeping?

Why hasn't that been brought up....

Just flood the loving place with blue helmets...

that would obstruct the genocide

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



McKinsey sent me in a life jacket with a card board box of fisher price tools. I'm here to build your port

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

apatheticman posted:

What happened to the concept of peace keeping?

Why hasn't that been brought up....

Just flood the loving place with blue helmets...

Israel has a habit of targeting UNIFIL, UNDOF, and UNTSO "by accident"

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/spain-pledges-extra-20-mln-euros-aid-unrwa-2024-03-07/
Spain will give the United Nations' Palestinian refugee agency UNRWA an additional 20 million euros ($21.88 million) in aid, Foreign Minister Jose Manuel Albares said on Thursday.

This will be on top of the 3.5 million euros the country has already pledged in February.

The new funds are aimed at "supporting the organisation in its humanitarian work in Gaza and meeting the food, education and health needs of the nearly six million Palestinian refugees in the region," Albares said after meeting UNRWA Commissioner General Philippe Lazzarini in Madrid.

What's up with Spain lol, they've been less openly genocidal than the rest of NATO during this genocide

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


"Biden is supporting a genocide."

"Actually these new aid drops and the president taking the enormous step of building a port show the administration takes the issue of Gaza seriously and is doing all it can to aid the suffering there."

thats it. millions will be spent to paraphrase these words so democratic party flacks can say this on reflex and wash their hands of the genocide. this is why it is happening

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Bro Dad posted:

"Biden is supporting a genocide."

"Actually these new aid drops and the president taking the enormous step of building a port show the administration takes the issue of Gaza seriously and is doing all it can to aid the suffering there."

thats it. millions will be spent to paraphrase these words so democratic party flacks can say this on reflex and wash their hands of the genocide. this is why it is happening

Well yes, but people are going to ask to see the port at some point.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Bro Dad posted:

"Biden is supporting a genocide."

"Actually these new aid drops and the president taking the enormous step of building a port show the administration takes the issue of Gaza seriously and is doing all it can to aid the suffering there."

thats it. millions will be spent to paraphrase these words so democratic party flacks can say this on reflex and wash their hands of the genocide. this is why it is happening

the thing is no-one is buying this garbage aside from psycho liberals

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

quote:

Based on the description provided by White House and military officials, the temporary port for aid delivery would be built from U.S. ships, and then moved close to shore, attached to some kind of temporary causeway.

The project could take more than 30 to 60 days, according to defense officials, and would involving hundreds or thousands of U.S. troops on ships just off shore, in keeping with Mr. Biden’s mandate that no American soldiers be on the ground inside Gaza as the conflict rages. Briefing reporters, administration officials said that the port would be constructed in cooperation with other countries in the region.

American officials said that they “worked closely” with Israelis as they developed the seaport initiative, but they did not specify whether Israel would provide direct assistance or support for its construction or operation.

One official said that Israel had worked for months with the U.S. and other nations to develop an inspection process at a port in Cyprus from which humanitarian aid could be examined and then delivered — a key requirement for the new American port in Gaza.

Shani Sasson, a spokeswoman for COGAT, the Israeli agency which regulates aid to Palestinians in Gaza, did not respond to a request for comment.

One Israeli official, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss diplomatic negotiations, said that aid donated by the United Arab Emirates would be sent to Cyprus, where it would eventually be inspected, then transported by ship to the coast of Gaza.

Israel would be involved in the inspection process, and the World Central Kitchen, Chef José Andrés’s organization, would bring the aid to shore using smaller boats, the official said. World Central Kitchen already has volunteers on the ground in Gaza.

The Army Corps of Engineers has long experience in the rapid construction of floating docks to accommodate U.S. military operations. One of the main military units involved in the construction will be the Army’s 7th Transportation Brigade (Expeditionary), out of Joint Base Eustis-Langley, Va., near Norfolk, according to U.S. Defense Department officials.

The ships, which are large, lumbering vessels, will need armed escorts, particularly as they get within range of the Gaza coast, the officials said, so the Defense Department is working through how to ensure their protection as they build the pier. Assuring them that armed protection could take weeks to a few months, and the White House put no firm timeline on the construction effort.

The new facility, if opened as scheduled, could provide another way to get truckloads of aid into the region. But officials did not go into detail about how aid delivered by sea would be transferred from the coast further into Gaza, where humanitarian groups say hundreds of thousands of people are facing a famine. One option is to keep the platform at sea and transfer the goods by smaller boats; another would be to build a temporary causeway that would enable trucks to pick up the goods directly.

Yet simply delivering aid by sea does not directly solve the central problem that the trucks have been unable to deliver their goods amid intense Israeli shelling and ground fighting, which remains fierce in the South. Nor would it address the chaos that has accompanied the deliveries.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/07/world/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
How much time will this bullshit port buy them? I think they need one more fake humanitarian project before election.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

nothing because its very easy to say maybe stop sending endless military aid and diplomatic cover and allow the kilometers of trucks in all achievable with a phone-call

also this pretty much is a guarantee it goes no-where


Israel would be involved in the inspection process, and the World Central Kitchen, Chef José Andrés’s organization, would bring the aid to shore using smaller boats, the official said. World Central Kitchen already has volunteers on the ground in Gaza.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


HallelujahLee posted:

the thing is no-one is buying this garbage aside from psycho liberals

i didnt say it was a good plan

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Israel would be involved in the inspection process, and the World Central Kitchen, Chef José Andrés’s organization, would bring the aid to shore using smaller boats, the official said. World Central Kitchen already has volunteers on the ground in Gaza.


i'm going to fuckign scream. this chef motherfucker is the secret power broker of DC

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Israel would be involved in the inspection process, and the World Central Kitchen, Chef José Andrés’s organization, would bring the aid to shore using smaller boats, the official said. World Central Kitchen already has volunteers on the ground in Gaza.


i'm going to fuckign scream. this chef motherfucker is the secret power broker of DC

https://twitter.com/chefjoseandres/status/1755341227044622626?t=rzRemdlbnCQ_tAS3Qh8L4Q&s=19

The Chef today Is retweeting stuff by Razom (Ukrainian AIPAC) advocating for the war bill that gives billions to Ukraine and the IOF.
https://twitter.com/razomforukraine/status/1765445118910165209?t=9-H1r4yuDS7ZKu-9o0UQWw&s=19

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006
I cannot understand how any of this is superior to just letting more loving trucks in?! Like it seems like such a pointlessly expensive suggestion compared to the free good will of just unthrottling regular aid access? What is the actual point of a stunt like this?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/chefjoseandres/status/1755341227044622626?t=rzRemdlbnCQ_tAS3Qh8L4Q&s=19

The Chef today Is retweeting stuff by Razom (Ukrainian AIPAC) advocating for the war bill that gives billions to Ukraine and the IOF.
https://twitter.com/razomforukraine/status/1765445118910165209?t=9-H1r4yuDS7ZKu-9o0UQWw&s=19

this might literally be approaching burgerposting but he has the DC local government wrapped around his finger, he's the secret president as far as im concerned

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Men would literally rather build a port than cut off their toxic friends

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 21:00 on Mar 7, 2024

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

GoLambo posted:

I cannot understand how any of this is superior to just letting more loving trucks in?! Like it seems like such a pointlessly expensive suggestion compared to the free good will of just unthrottling regular aid access? What is the actual point of a stunt like this?

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1764526593156739576?t=HnvNZElDBUS12R-IFm1YGA&s=19

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Israel would be involved in the inspection process, and the World Central Kitchen, Chef José Andrés’s organization, would bring the aid to shore using smaller boats, the official said. World Central Kitchen already has volunteers on the ground in Gaza.


i'm going to fuckign scream. this chef motherfucker is the secret power broker of DC

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1763271645114810618?t=wvO-q023TJpx7BVmG4udTg&s=19

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/randlechris/status/1765795883642175944

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

GoLambo posted:

I cannot understand how any of this is superior to just letting more loving trucks in?! Like it seems like such a pointlessly expensive suggestion compared to the free good will of just unthrottling regular aid access? What is the actual point of a stunt like this?
Here’s what this means:

The Israelis (are) were really going to starve everybody in Gaza to death, almost 600,000 people.

This stops that, this creates the physical logistics system capable of feeding that many people, but I very much don’t see this being likely to continue if Biden loses the election. The US election now has existential consequences for Gaza. It’s now very clear that one candidate is worse in the issue than the other.

If they are willing to do this, they (the Biden administration) are likely (but clearly 100% not publicly) threatening the Israelis with other consequences.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


GoLambo posted:

I cannot understand how any of this is superior to just letting more loving trucks in?! Like it seems like such a pointlessly expensive suggestion compared to the free good will of just unthrottling regular aid access? What is the actual point of a stunt like this?

it's to pretend to do something to provide cover for israel finishing up nakba 2 so people can convince themselves they're not party to genocide
the us doesn't want to distribute aid any more than the israeilis, because they want to ethnically cleanse gaza. a port in two+ months does absolutely nothing for the thousands of palestinians that will starve to death in the meantime

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

lmao genocide supporters are uncool, it seems

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

I dredged up (ha) the latest publicly available manual, and no chance is this happening. It won't be resourced, it won't be allowed to happen by Israel, I doubt the military is even capable of it anymore.



It's a very impressive document laying out everything up to building major container ports, ports than can unload tankers, or even berths for major warships but, and I'm kicking myself for not thinking about this, lol like the second step is landing troops ashore to do survey work and take sand and soil samples.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Al-Saqr posted:

Israels defence minister throws in the towel, admits theres no way to defeat hamas militarily

=====


Israeli Defense Minister: The idea cannot be destroyed by force. We will fight it in different ways

https://x.com/ajmubasher/status/1765509307011879117?s=46

hey i know this is from a couple pages back but lol @ the fact that the Israeli Defense Minister looks like JK Simmons playing Neo-Nazi Vernon Schillinger on Oz

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

List_of_work_Israel_wont_let_them_undertake.pdf

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
this is the same government that pretends cutting random checks to massive companies is an infrastructure program, worth remembering.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I assume if this is real at all, it's just copying Andrés's preexisting plan that Israel has been rejecting

quote:

One of the difficulties is covering the last nautical mile to deliver aid to the coast, as Israel does not want anything or anyone to approach the shore at that proximity. “We have to present Israel with a plan to show that we don’t have too much contact with the Gazans,” Camps explains. He assures that they have presented a technical project with different alternatives, getting around the problem of that last mile. “In the last few meters, you can throw the food onto platforms that reach the beaches, and from there José Andrés’ organization, which is made up of Palestinians, would take care of the control and distribution.”

https://english.elpais.com/internat...obox=1709824128

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CheetoVonTito
Nov 11, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Al-Saqr posted:

one day i hope one day i can grab every egyptian military officer and mohammad bin zayed and throw them in a hole with no food or water and make a livestream of them starving to death and eating each other for their loving refusal to do the one human thing and open the loving rafah crossing god drat them to loving hell

I second this!

https://x.com/middleeasteye/status/1765812531476459671?s=46

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