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ili: Jul 26, 2003

I had an adhd diagnosis before it was cool. Now it's mainstream, gotta find a hip new neurological issue to stand out from the crowd.

E: got a severe case of fuckenfreeNVJitis

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:24

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# ? May 28, 2024 22:48

Whoforthenwhat: Sep 20, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Stupidest loving thing.

Max penalty of 18 months in prison, too.

"White" isn't even a slur.

I mean, if a cop was writing a report on a crime committed by a white person and, when they got to "race of offender" and typed in "white" would they be reprimanded for using a slur in their report?

That was it? Seriously? White bastard?

White man is the Bastard of history, so she's just spouting historical fact.

Yeah, that's not a slur. Also the last few hundred years of white slavery, the rise of Nazism dickeheada again and potato head ranting againat voice to parliament and Sam gets charged with calling someone white.

Riiight. That makes sense.. Yep.

Her lawyer should fire back with a persecution of a minority counter charge.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:29

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

ili posted:

I had an adhd diagnosis before it was cool. Now it's mainstream, gotta find a hip new neurological issue to stand out from the crowd.

E: got a severe case of fuckenfreeNVJitis

OCD is the new hot trend, get on it before it's too late. We have ketamine trials!

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:31

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

ili posted:

I had an adhd diagnosis before it was cool.

So did my daughter. She's horrified by the cash cow adult diagnosis has become.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:33

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

ili posted:

I had an adhd diagnosis before it was cool. Now it's mainstream, gotta find a hip new neurological issue to stand out from the crowd.

E: got a severe case of fuckenfreeNVJitis

Itis means the affected part is inflamed :pseudo:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:39

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

Hey, I was thinking this thread could do with an IK.
Which of you cunts want to do it/who would you nominate?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Nonviolent J

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:43

well why not: Feb 10, 2009

Solefald posted:

Hey, I was thinking this thread could do with an IK.
Which of you cunts want to do it/who would you nominate?

Non Violent J

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:46

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Thirding NVJ.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:54

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

Fine. I'm making Blow the IK :colbert:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:12

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

NVJ

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:15

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Whoforthenwhat posted:

That was it? Seriously? White bastard?

White man is the Bastard of history, so she's just spouting historical fact.

Yeah, that's not a slur. Also the last few hundred years of white slavery, the rise of Nazism dickeheada again and potato head ranting againat voice to parliament and Sam gets charged with calling someone white.

Riiight. That makes sense.. Yep.

Her lawyer should fire back with a persecution of a minority counter charge.

unfortunately british law is extremely bad in this case. though the cop was probably lying

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:17

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Solefald posted:

Hey, I was thinking this thread could do with an IK.
Which of you cunts want to do it/who would you nominate?

Humphreys

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:24

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

did jestery bail?
we dont need anything thanks
except nvj

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:30

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Solefald posted:

Fine. I'm making Blow the IK

The guy known for posting creepy teen pictures and posting about how good his 16yo girlfriend's breasts were? Pfft, there's no way someone like that could get onto the mod team.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:30

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

wtf?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:31

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

no ik, never needed one
wtf?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:32

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

ili posted:

The guy known for posting creepy teen pictures and posting about how good his 16yo girlfriend's breasts were? Pfft, there's no way someone like that could get onto the mod team.

Jesus Christ I didn't know he did poo poo like that. Gross. :chloe:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:39

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Happy international women's Day in honour of the ladies today I will only be objectifying and lightly sexually harassing men

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:40

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

In response to the ik question I suggest we vote based on best meltdown itt which I consider to be Carlos Lantana for their excellent drunken "don't keep birds in cages" meltdown

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:42

Chewbecca: Feb 13, 2005; Just chillin' : )

The secret to tolerating the empty corporate version of international women's Day (as a woman) is to take the day off when it's on

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:43

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Chewbecca posted:

The secret to tolerating the empty corporate version of international women's Day (as a woman) is to take the day off when it's on

Nurses should do that when it's international nurses day.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:48

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

it really was
I'd like to credit the hungarian branch of my family who really got me going
also warm fizzy wine in a cane paddock
but the reality is I'm a massive oval office when I'm pissed.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:50

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

if you give me power i will use it to persecute hungarians

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:57

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

Check the top 20 posters itt by volume, skip the top 10, and pick some sucker in the 11-20 range.

Edit: I ~~denounce~~ suggest lube enthusiast

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 8, 2024

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:05

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

Carlos Lantana posted:

no ik

ACAB

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:06

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Solefald posted:

Hey, I was thinking this thread could do with an IK.
Which of you cunts want to do it/who would you nominate?

will i get the respect i deserve from my fellow posters?

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:09

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Non Compos Mentis posted:

will i get the respect i deserve from my fellow posters?

No. You may however give out kitty sixxers

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:17

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Carlos Lantana posted:

if you give me power i will use it to persecute hungarians

I support this as long as we keep some around for lagos

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:18

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

No. You may however give out kitty sixxers

I think we should have sulphur crested cockatoo sixers.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:20

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

My platform is if elected I will give magpie and currawong Sixers ONLY

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:22

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

I went to an endless list of specialists when I was a kid who basically all said

"Like yeah there is something fucky in their head but it's not quite anything we've seen before"

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:22

Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

And that's how you became a mod

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:24

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

This thread doesn't need an IK all it would do is pointlessly elevate one of us while sowing discontent among the rest. I'll do it.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:27

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Croccers posted:

Isn't Knower Cole and Genevieve?
And Clowncore is Cole and Sam?
Both of them should tour. Cause you also get solo Cole too!

Yeah but all of their bands are very intertwined. Sam plays on Knower, as do all of their other friends like Sam Wilkes, Jacob Mann and Mononeon.

Basically I want a Louis Cole Extended Universe Tour so badly.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:30

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

were an autonomous collective
gently caress off

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:31