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"Ever been invited out for an evening-" "No." "-and had to turn it down because you're expecting an extra-special call?" "NO."
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Which one of us is right? We agreed to let this thread decide. The loser has to buy a kebab for the winner. You just earned yourself a kebab, because that's not a dirty joke in the slightest it's just a goofy one. "Pretty friendly chicken" is akin to a private label version of a brand-name "Bird of Happiness." (And a quick search tells me that a Bird of Happiness is a Russian folk art thing, not a bird that jerks you off.)
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I mean yeah, in the movie obviously it's the Bird of Happiness, this was just in my friend's interpretation. I'm pretty sure in the 1950s Soviet Union people's idea of a happy ending was a breadline where you got half a piece of bread at the end. But thanks guys, glad to hear I'm not losing my mind
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is when you go to get massage and at end she kills you
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Future war has collided with deathstalker https://www.screendaily.com/news/daniel-bernhardt-to-star-in-reboot-of-roger-cormans-deathstalker-films-exclusive/5191164.article
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I guess the foreverathon really is forever, they've registered a domain for it: https://foreverathon.com. E: why the hell did the doctor in Zombie Nightmare decide "I'm gonna be like the Penguin" was a great acting choice? Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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They were aiming for “quirky” but overshot the mark.
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Trying to get ahead of the "I'm going to become the Joker" meme, but just a little too soon and a little bit off.
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To play off Adam West? It's a bizarre choice no matter why he did it.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:E: why the hell did the doctor in Zombie Nightmare decide "I'm gonna be like the Penguin" was a great acting choice? They did Zombie Nightmare on one of the Make More MST live rif-alongs, and after the movie they had the actor who played the young cop. According to him, the director just told everyone to be someone else. He told the actor playing the medical examiner to be Columbo. I pulled this from mobile so I can't timestamp it, but if you just want to scrub to about the last 45 minutes, that's roughly where the interview starts. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QBic9Oj-PhU
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:They did Zombie Nightmare on one of the Make More MST live rif-alongs, and after the movie they had the actor who played the young cop. According to him, the director just told everyone to be someone else. He told the actor playing the medical examiner to be Columbo. lol, that was the worst Columbo impression I've ever heard. But that's a cool story and a lot of the stuff in the movie makes more sense now. Also, Final Justice is just starting on the Foreverathon. "Ooh, I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that." E: apparently Final Justice is so mean because Joe Don Baker took offense at the jokes in Mitchell and said if he ever met the MST3K guys, he was going to beat them up. So they decided to triple down and the result is Final Justice. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Mar 6, 2024 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:apparently Final Justice is so mean because Joe Don Baker took offense at the jokes in Mitchell and said if he ever met the MST3K guys, he was going to beat them up. So they decided to triple down and the result is Final Justice. And apparently everything was mostly blown out of proportion. It wasn't so much Baker suddenly decided the cow town puppet show was his mortal enemy, it was people kept pestering him about it but the Brains didn't know that.
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Final Justice is a really mean movie so it makes sense.
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Dawgstar posted:And apparently everything was mostly blown out of proportion. It wasn't so much Baker suddenly decided the cow town puppet show was his mortal enemy, it was people kept pestering him about it but the Brains didn't know that. Well, at least we got a really funny episode out of it.
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zoux posted:Final Justice is a really mean movie so it makes sense. Yeah Sheriff Geronimo is like the stereotypical ugly American. Just stomping all over the place, insulting their culture and just killing whoever.
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The Rifftrax is I'd say only marginally kinder. "He looks like Woody from Toy Story wished to be a real boy on a monkey's paw."
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah Sheriff Geronimo is like the stereotypical ugly American. Just stomping all over the place, insulting their culture and just killing whoever.  "all right, now stop sleeping with Davey Johnstone."
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NOT FOR ANY PRICE.
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Horror of Party Beach makes a bold move right out of the gate by introducing its first two characters as they're in the middle of an acrimonious breakup (And who don't make sense as a couple to begin with.) "Hey handsome, what's the fastest way to get to New York?""Rocket car." 
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah Sheriff Geronimo is like the stereotypical ugly American. Just stomping all over the place, insulting their culture and just killing whoever. He says the food is good, and the portions are generous.
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JethroMcB posted:Horror of Party Beach makes a bold move right out of the gate by introducing its first two characters as they're in the middle of an acrimonious breakup (And who don't make sense as a couple to begin with.) That movie is so god drat good. I mean, the episode. The movie is godawful.
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Just found out that the actors playing Hank and Elaine were real-life brother and sister, which makes that aspect of the film grosser but also more coherent ("Oh, THAT is why they have no chemistry") Still want to know why Elaine was so poorly dubbed, though.
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So what is additional dialogue anyway? Oh things like "hey you!", "get off that!" and "why not?" E: JethroMcB posted:Just found out that the actors playing Hank and Elaine were real-life brother and sister, which makes that aspect of the film grosser but also more coherent ("Oh, THAT is why they have no chemistry") Well the resemblance is definitely obvious in retrospect. Somehow I never noticed before she's dubbed though, but now it's equally obvious  E2: I had a generally positive impression of white people until this movie... Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Mar 6, 2024 |
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SoOodium!
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"Thanks for coming out to help me. My pipe's stuck in my mouth."
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The incredible, HORRIBLE Mr. Limpet.
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This is going straight up my nose…
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Has anyone mentioned this year's Rifftrax Live is on Kickstarter? They're doing Point Break and they already hit their goal.
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Murdstone posted:Has anyone mentioned this year's Rifftrax Live is on Kickstarter? They're doing Point Break and they already hit their goal. Indeed I saw somebody say they 'jumped the shark' because Point Break is a good* movie and they can't do good movies blah blah blah. They've done, mileage varying, three really good movies off the top of my head with Casablanca, Jaws and Charade featuring Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant plus probably others I can't remember and they were all funny. *Although I think perhaps 'good' is confused with 'fun' which I'd agree with the latter.
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Dawgstar posted:Indeed I saw somebody say they 'jumped the shark' because Point Break is a good* movie and they can't do good movies blah blah blah. They've done, mileage varying, three really good movies off the top of my head with Casablanca, Jaws and Charade featuring Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant plus probably others I can't remember and they were all funny.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:This is going straight up my nose… Guess what I've been doing!  e: oh god, now that I really look at the freeze frame, it doesn't look like white powder like I always assumed 
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DMorbid posted:Mike already did Point Break as a solo riff in the early days of Rifftrax, so I guess they jumped the shark all the way back in October 2006. Yeah, and he revisited Road House with Kevin and Bill after a solo riff and it was very funny so I have no reason to think Point Break won't be the same.
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There's been a walnut uprising.
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It nearly knocked my glasses off!
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Watched The Incredible Melting Man at work today and was struggling to not laugh too much. Also it was one of those VHS rips that had all the commercial breaks (for Down Periscope, Happy Gilmore, and The Birdcage). What a trip.
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In something I learned today, the Director of Photography for Touch of Satan also did Blade Runner. That's on the level of the same guy doing Cool as Ice, becoming Spielberg's go-to guy going on to do and Schindler's List, etc.
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I've wanted to watch one of those director's editions or whatever of Touch of Satan where you see a better transfer, because I always have been curious about how the exterior shots looked interesting, but the transfer they had for that episode was loving awful.
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This is one great Hotel 6!
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Sourdough Sam posted:The Birdcage Now there's a movie I'd love to see someone riff. I loving love that movie so much.
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