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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

kazil posted:

Also that one where he played Trump's personal hero, Al Capone.

The one bit of trivia I always think of in regards to that movie is that De Niro went method and among the things he did to 'get' Capone was track down his tailor so he could get the same kind of silk underwear Capone wore, even though it would never be seen in the film.

Mainly because I went "That must be one freaking old tailor."

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Strong Sauce posted:

if you asked trump to name something robert de niro was in, do you think he could name any?

Casino, Sharon stone was robbed!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

emSparkly posted:

Do they have like a Friday night movie on the gorilla channel?

They have a block of game shows where gorillas can win gorillions, and there's one where a really fat gorilla tells a bunch of other gorillas if they have have jobs or not

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

emSparkly posted:

Do they have like a Friday night movie on the gorilla channel?

Just Kong movies, Gorillas in the Mist and so on.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Trump absolutely does not have the attention span or short term memory to make it through an entire feature film.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Demon Of The Fall posted:

trump is the laziest fucker on the planet, he won't do a goddamn thing. he had 4 years and he watched tv in the white house all day every day

Tv and golf

https://www.trumpgolfcount.com

298 golf games

"I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf." --Donald J. Trump, August, 2016

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Trump is such a god drat enigma

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/national-security-briefings-trump-are-bad-idea-rcna142454

U.S. intelligence officials are planning to brief Donald Trump on national security matters if he secures the GOP nomination this summer — despite concerns about his handling of classified information. The decision would be in keeping with a tradition that dates back to 1952, but it would mark the first time an administration has volunteered to share classified information with a candidate who is facing criminal charges related to the mishandling of classified documents.

Unless they give him some notes to take home, I doubt Trump will remember anything they tell him by the end of the day.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law (and sister of former Transportation Secretary) killed by Tesla

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/angela-chao-made-panicked-call-before-dying-in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/amp/

quote:

But within minutes, she called one of her friends in a panic. While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them. While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond — and was sinking fast.

Her friends immediately ran to help and one woman jumped in the pond, the Journal reported. The property’s ranch manager and his wife came outside after hearing the commotion and somebody called 911.

Blanco County emergency units finally arrived at 12:28 a.m. — a full 24 minutes after they received the call, according to an incident report obtained by the paper. Due to the rugged terrain, a number of responders got out of their cars and walked to the scene.

One responder described the Tesla as completely submerged. Sheriff’s deputies even stood on top of it during the rescue efforts, trying to bust open a window.

A tow truck arrived to pull the car out of the pond but it didn’t have a cable long enough to reach the vehicle, which was much farther out in the pond than responders had anticipated.

A longer cable was finally retrieved. At least one tow truck driver, however, said he was afraid of being electrocuted by the electric vehicle, a person at the scene told the paper.

A two-man rescue crew eventually pulled Chao from the car around 12:56 a.m., police said. Hundreds of gallons of water gushed out from the car when the doors were open.

Chao was unresponsive, and EMS responders attempted to resuscitate her for 43 minutes to no avail, police said.

e: it was not a Cybertruck, as I initially said. It was a Tesla.

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 9, 2024

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Grey Cat posted:

Checkmate, mom.

Yeah okay but what if she's doing reverse cowgirl, Mom!

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I wonder if any of those trump rallies with seniors stranded in the cold ended up like this
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1766473202459427114

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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I worked at a high end body shop. We fixed Ferraris and poo poo. Most really wealthy people have Chubb but that said it is by far the easiest insurance to work with as far as they don't question poo poo abiut the repair, allow all new factory parts (Most insurance companies will rebuild your poo poo with used or aftermarket parts) and they take really good care of their customers as far as getting them into good rentals immediately and paying out no questions asked what the vehicle was actually worth in total loss cases and just amazing customer service in general. If I could afford it I'd have it.


notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

MrMojok posted:

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law (and sister of former Transportation Secretary) killed by Musk’s Cybertruck

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/angela-chao-made-panicked-call-before-dying-in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/amp/

comments went chud immediately.


idiot chud posted:

Perhaps her vehicle was hacked.

It seems incredible that no one could break a window
.
-snip-

and


chud 2 posted:

So Senator McConnell’s wife and her family own a multibillion dollar corporation which ship’s products from China.She is probably a billionaire .And the Chinese government could shut this company down if it wanted to.And we are to believe the Senator was not compromised on his positions and votes on China because of this

:china: !!!! :bahgawd:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



MrMojok posted:

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law (and sister of former Transportation Secretary) killed by Musk’s Cybertruck

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/angela-chao-made-panicked-call-before-dying-in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/amp/

It was a model X, not a cyboertrukkk. Everyone knows the latter can serve briefly as a boat, the hair plug man said so.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

MrMojok posted:

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law (and sister of former Transportation Secretary) killed by Musk’s Cybertruck

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/angela-chao-made-panicked-call-before-dying-in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/amp/

Model X, not a cybertruck, which is almost worse because a simple glass breaker would have saved her by punching out the door window. On a cybertruck the windows are laminated so you’re basically hosed.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Not everything that has a connection, no matter how nebulous, to Russia is evidence of a Russian plot

Especially if it comes from Twitter I would ask that you give it a moments thought before posting

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

priznat posted:

Model X, not a cybertruck, which is almost worse because a simple glass breaker would have saved her by punching out the door window. On a cybertruck the windows are laminated so you’re basically hosed.

Apparently the side windows on a Model X can be either tempered or laminated glass (windshield is laminated).

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Trump is such a god drat enigma

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/national-security-briefings-trump-are-bad-idea-rcna142454

U.S. intelligence officials are planning to brief Donald Trump on national security matters if he secures the GOP nomination this summer — despite concerns about his handling of classified information. The decision would be in keeping with a tradition that dates back to 1952, but it would mark the first time an administration has volunteered to share classified information with a candidate who is facing criminal charges related to the mishandling of classified documents.

Yeah but he won’t read them unless they are literally presented as a few bullet-points on a single page, written like

1) If we let North Korea do this, they will think we’re stupid losers!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Sir John Falstaff posted:

Apparently the side windows on a Model X can be either tempered or laminated glass (windshield is laminated).

Oh jeez so it’s like a random crapshoot

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Even if he gets re-elected it won't be nearly as funny.
A second Trump term will be worse than the first. He now knows impeachment is an empty threat and he can do whatever the gently caress he wants, including violence.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

gently caress decorum, don't give Trump any classified briefings. There's no law about it, is there?

Or will we pretend he's a "normal" candidate and Tradition dictates we give more secrets to the guy giving them to Russia.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Not everything that has a connection, no matter how nebulous, to Russia is evidence of a Russian plot

Especially if it comes from Twitter I would ask that you give it a moments thought before posting

Wow, Russia has infiltrated even the SA forums mods

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

Sir John Falstaff posted:

Apparently the side windows on a Model X can be either tempered or laminated glass (windshield is laminated).

There was just some random news story that quite a few newer cars are using laminated glass on side windows, and people should be aware that the normal rescue hammers and punches won't help you escape the vehicle anymore.

The reason for it is to keep people and limbs inside the car during rollovers, which are way more common than drowning incidents in cars, but obviously it's a trade off.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




MrMojok posted:

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law (and sister of former Transportation Secretary) killed by Musk’s Cybertruck

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/angela-chao-made-panicked-call-before-dying-in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/amp/

Real life gets really fuckin’ weird sometimes, y’know? :stare:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Real life gets really fuckin’ weird sometimes, y’know? :stare:

She died in a Tesla, and Teslas are not that uncommon. Especially for richer folks.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Good

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Buce posted:

this is known in classical physics as the “3 booby problem”

Isn't that just Total Recall though? :v:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Trump doing a rally in Marge's district today. Wonder what he'll talk about.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
another victim of one of the billionaire's natural predators, the submarine.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Real life gets really fuckin’ weird sometimes, y’know? :stare:

It's too soon to ban sentient Musk RINO hunters, thoughts & prayers (and software updates)

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001
A person simultaneously so smart and capable that they have more money than god, and also so dumb and incapable they kill themselves by driving into a lake. Another capitalism success story

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




redshirt posted:

She died in a Tesla, and Teslas are not that uncommon. Especially for richer folks.

The idea of her dying in a cybertruck is weird, but a regular rear end Tesla model X SUV is less remarkable.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Are we still talking about big boobs?

Because the biggest boob of them all is TMURP!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Victory Lap posted:

A person simultaneously so smart and capable that they have more money than god, and also so dumb and incapable they kill themselves by driving into a lake. Another capitalism success story

Having money doesn't mean they were smart or capable, FYI.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
This is a good reminder to buy a combo seatbelt cutter + glass breaker safety tool from your local hardware store. They cost 20 bucks and might save your life.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



So wait let me see if I’m getting this right:

When it comes to wealthy politicians, our mighty and benevolent God visits untold misery and grief upon bland ones like Biden fairly early on, slimy and evil but law-abiding ones like Mitch late in life, and openly evil and corrupt lifelong scumbags like Trump… hang on, lemme check… oh ok, never.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Der Waffle Mous posted:

another victim of one of the billionaire's natural predators, the submarine.

:golfclap:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






I hope they keep running on "no contraception or recreational sex", that should work out pretty good for them in November.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

redshirt posted:

Having money doesn't mean they were smart or capable, FYI.

??? You've been skipping your classes at Prager University I'm afraid

They're the only youtube based university endorsed by the government of Florida, don't miss out!

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