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Yeah why didn't they fill the pond with rice Phone rear end appliance
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Mar 9, 2024 23:32
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RBC posted:death via lack of oxygen Nonsense. Her lungs were full of oxygen. And twice as much hydrogen.
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Mar 9, 2024 23:44
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:all the cunning of Quark This is so on point it made me lol (well, make a weird unattractive noise). I can visualize Quark so well in almost every Elon plot point except the attractive women parts.
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Mar 9, 2024 23:45
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how does one put a tesla into reverse anyways? since this lady apparently did it adcidentally all the time.
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Mar 9, 2024 23:48
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hadji murad posted:how does one put a tesla into reverse anyways? since this lady apparently did it adcidentally all the time.
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Mar 9, 2024 23:55
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jesus christ
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Mar 9, 2024 23:57
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You simply orient the car perpendicular to the nearest body of water then press the accelerator.
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Mar 9, 2024 23:58
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shyduck posted:Just stick your Tesla in a bag of rice and it'll be fine
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Mar 10, 2024 00:12
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hadji murad posted:jesus christ no problem for him, he could walk on the stuff
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Mar 10, 2024 00:58
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spaceblancmange posted:no problem for him, he could walk on the stuff some kind of Moses package would also be useful for these things
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Mar 10, 2024 01:12
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the haters still don't get it elon is ftw
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Mar 10, 2024 01:37
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https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1766616751570137281?t=e5QZCH2zCIzf5ESwhKPxjQ&s=19
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Mar 10, 2024 02:51
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I'm loving how the more expensive your model of deathracer is the harder it is to escape from elon... ftw
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Mar 10, 2024 02:54
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:tesla killed mitch mcconnels billionaire sister in law lol
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Mar 10, 2024 02:57
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The model x gullwings are heavy as hell without power
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Mar 10, 2024 02:59
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Seyser Koze posted:wait, what's the incredibly stupid reason that the doors couldn't be opened? Are the door latches electric too so you can't just open them manually? the windows are laminated and can't be broken and the doors are electronic and can't be opened underwater. goons were predicting people would die this way for many years but couldn't have imagined it would happen to a billionaire related to mitch mcconnell
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Mar 10, 2024 03:00
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the cybertruck's lack of crumple zones is gonna turn a few rich people into slurry
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Mar 10, 2024 03:00
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https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1765436451976839613?t=n52kbxZOnYcTaHevRbcQmQ&s=19
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Mar 10, 2024 03:02
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1765436451976839613?t=n52kbxZOnYcTaHevRbcQmQ&s=19 
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Mar 10, 2024 03:05
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I'm loving how the more expensive your model of deathracer is the harder it is to escape from praxis
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Mar 10, 2024 03:06
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1766616751570137281?t=e5QZCH2zCIzf5ESwhKPxjQ&s=19 FTA: "Help! Help! I am going to die! Still love the car though!"
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Mar 10, 2024 03:33
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WrasslorMonkey posted:FTA: 
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Mar 10, 2024 03:35
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1766616751570137281?t=e5QZCH2zCIzf5ESwhKPxjQ&s=19 Elon coincidentally getting good news from China re: Tesla within a week or two
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Mar 10, 2024 03:39
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thathonkey posted:i assume tesla also uses some incredibly stupid and unintuitive method for changing gears? buddy, https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1354680585139187713?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q
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Mar 10, 2024 03:43
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gd...
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Mar 10, 2024 03:46
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no loving way
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Mar 10, 2024 03:47
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tfw car guesses drive direction 😂🤣
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Mar 10, 2024 03:47
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lmao
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Mar 10, 2024 03:48
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these are cars for people that think its normal to buy a new car every 3 years. They're like the sneaker perverts except with bigger budgets for their perversions.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:48
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do they sell caskets shaped like a model 3
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Mar 10, 2024 03:48
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a.lo posted:do they sell caskets shaped like a model 3 probably just bury them in an actual Tesla.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:49
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a.lo posted:do they sell caskets shaped like a model 3 Yeah there was an article just posted on this page about it.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:50
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teslas are capable of performing either cremation or aquamation, depending on your mood
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Mar 10, 2024 03:50
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uber_stoat posted:probably just bury them in an actual Tesla. you don't want to bury a car. come on.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:51
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a.lo posted:do they sell caskets shaped like a model 3 We *def* don't recommend this, but Model 3 floats well enough to get you across the River Styx.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:53
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Go deep enough in the settings menu and you can find the "viking funeral" button.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:54
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love the car
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Mar 10, 2024 04:54
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shyduck posted:love the car 
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Mar 10, 2024 05:06
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love the *sonic drowning noise*
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Mar 10, 2024 05:08
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lmao
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Mar 10, 2024 05:44
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