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SurgicalOntologist
Jun 17, 2004

To be fair, my guess is that it's quite effective against coughs.

Edit: gently caress, terrible snipe

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Opium suppresses the gently caress out of coughs.

I wouldn’t take it lightly for that purpose, but in 1910 you may not have had better options.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Granddad hasn't coughed a bit since his dose, a week ago.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A Buttery Pastry posted:

Heroin is just more efficient opium, so that makes sense. Unfortunately, the nanny state has decided even that's not allowed, so you can't get the delicious over-the-counter opium syrup anymore here in Denmark. The '90s truly were the peak of civilization.

my mom got a prescription of that once, and yeah it had opium. and i was a teenager so i was super tempted to steal it and sell it but i was also a good boy so i stole some of their beers and a fifth of vodka instead

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Snowy posted:

What’s going on in Sweden? I have Swedish family visiting NYC now and they’re very surprised by the amount of weed here these days. In Sweden it seems like they still treat it as a horrible drug. I see very little sign of heavy drug use when I visit there but I’m probably not in the right places to witness much.

The top countries on the list are all relatively far north, with short days in the winter and crappy winter weather. Probably not great for the population's aggregate mental health

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



drk posted:

The top countries on the list are all relatively far north, with short days in the winter and crappy winter weather. Probably not great for the population's aggregate mental health

yeah we're getting closer to all day all night again :( the sun going down and being gone for several hours is a special feeling that you dont know you miss until you grow up in a country where the loving sun is up

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Imagine not being severely depressed for 60% of the year when it's pitch black almost the entire day.

Lol what a chump.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
I never thought about it before but what the heck did people in Iceland do before electric lighting? You hear about how all productive things happened during the day. Was Iceland just on turbo mode for 6 months of the year and then lazy slumber the other 6 months?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Koramei posted:

I never thought about it before but what the heck did people in Iceland do before electric lighting? You hear about how all productive things happened during the day. Was Iceland just on turbo mode for 6 months of the year and then lazy slumber the other 6 months?

Basically.

Winter was for barely surviving in absolute misery and everlasting darkness.

Summer was for barely surviving in constant 24/7 light.


Both while seriously malnourished.
Which is why all of Iceland's traditional foods are barely edible garbage scraps. Because there wasn't anything else to eat on this godforsaken isle until like 1960 and even then they didn't invent good tasting food until around 2005 at the very earliest.


(I'm exaggerating slightly. We had immigrants bringing in actual good food as early as 1979. My mother born in 1954 had no running water until she was a teenager and never saw fruit at all outside of Christmas until her mid-twenties)

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 9, 2024

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Platystemon posted:

Opium suppresses the gently caress out of coughs.

I wouldn’t take it lightly for that purpose, but in 1910 you may not have had better options.
I got some as a kid once, it was really good. A nice natural alternative to all the chemicals they want to put in our bodies nowadays.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Carthag Tuek posted:

yeah we're getting closer to all day all night again :( the sun going down and being gone for several hours is a special feeling that you dont know you miss until you grow up in a country where the loving sun is up

You’re the first person I’ve ever heard have that sentiment, and I’ve only spent winter as far north as 52 degrees. I’d also probably take up heroin as a hobby if I had to winter above 60 degrees north while working a 9–5 job.

The sun being up all night absolutely rules. E: unless you’re an LA cop out on assignment in the far north, like those guys from the film Insomnia who couldn’t get blackout curtains at their hotel or whatever the issue was.

Saladman fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Mar 9, 2024

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

My friend got opium cough syrup once on prescription. I think he used it once and then never again because he was hallucinating a lot.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You can still get it OTC at some rural pharmacies in the UK, thanks to the valiant efforts of Dr Browne. They took the indica extract out though.


New advice for drivers: don't.

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
Forever night rules. You know what is truly horrible? 30+ degree days with endless blinding sunshine in dang March. I'll have the Icelandic winter and British weather, please.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Going to come out with the mildest of takes: Temperate? Good.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

soviet elsa posted:

Forever night rules. You know what is truly horrible? 30+ degree days with endless blinding sunshine in dang March. I'll have the Icelandic winter and British weather, please.

Get the opposite time share from the guys wintering in South Africa or Tasmania?

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
The far tip of South Africa is as far south as like, Cairo, is north. The very southern tip of New Zealand is about as distant from the equator as the frigid wastes of Italy.

Ours is a very north heavy planet.

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
BRB going back to college for something that can get me a place in Antarctica.



I'm Norway being all "cold? Fjords and poo poo? gently caress it, we're in."

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

soviet elsa posted:

Forever night rules. You know what is truly horrible? 30+ degree days with endless blinding sunshine in dang March. I'll have the Icelandic winter and British weather, please.

You can forget that you haven't seen the sun in six weeks, but no one fails to notice the birds coming out at 2 am.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I think Norway's claim is more based on them being the first to put their flag there or something?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

soviet elsa posted:

BRB going back to college for something that can get me a place in Antarctica.



I'm Norway being all "cold? Fjords and poo poo? gently caress it, we're in."

Oh so the argies want the falklands but they aren't giving back south orkney and shetland???

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



lol

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


The Warsaw Meridian

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


“The US if it had natural borders”

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:



“The US if it had natural borders”

:lol: natural borders. Horseshit. Why is California's capital Malibu or loving Oxnard?

Sacramento airport wouldn't even be in Sacramento if this map was real life. Stupid.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Mar 10, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Now look for the misspellings.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Now look for the misspellings.

Nah, I'm good.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Listen, Budapest is uh the porn capital of the world, and I'm assuming also other things, so it makes sense.

I'm just surprised it doesn't run through Turkey, with the .tr url.

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
Exploring the url, they do appear to be a Turkish coffee company. From the nation, not just the style. https://www.greenwichcoffee.com.tr/

They have a cute cat and a guy in a tan suit who might be a professional Volodymyr Zelenskyy impersonator.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Platystemon posted:



“The US if it had natural borders”

Bullshit, natural boundaries mean each Hawaiian island should be its own state. Commit to the bit dammit!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
There ain't enough space in the Senate for a delegation from each island in the Aleutians

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
These maps would be more interesting if they only tried to find natural borders for the current existing states. Not "find every natural border you can and make a new state out of it", because that's not how places that use natural borders work.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Frionnel posted:

These maps would be more interesting if they only tried to find natural borders for the current existing states. Not "find every natural border you can and make a new state out of it", because that's not how places that use natural borders work.
Borders aren't natural anyway, so might as well get the straightedge and compass out. At least then you don't have to move the borders because the river cut off an oxbow lake or the king married the pope or whatever.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Not sure if I'm in favor of this Flemingia containing only a small part of modern-day Flanders, and none of historical Flanders.

In fact, looking at it more closely I myself would live in 'France', which I have to admit is a pretty inventive name. Based on the ancient Germanic tribe? A bit far-fetched, but I like it.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



That map brings forth a peaceful Western Europe by rage-imploding the brains of all nationalists.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTQJ5jOTJJA


Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
"No, that bullshit!" -Dominicans

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

From a Copenhagen perspective, Prussia looks pretty good. Maybe give them the motorway rest stop (Funen) too though.

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