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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Oscars 2024 discussion
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Odds are Barbie is about to get robbed

they made a loving life-sized playhouse with plastic sand

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
I thought Maestro was a lock for that one

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Production design next

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CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

CapnAndy posted:

Odds are Barbie is about to get robbed

they made a loving life-sized playhouse with plastic sand

That's what they get for not using abestos sand instead

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
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 Winner is

poor things

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Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
Production design HAS to be Barbie right?

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Okay I thought production design to Barbie was a lock. I have no idea how the rest of the night is gonna go

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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CapnAndy posted:

Odds are Barbie is about to get robbed

they made a loving life-sized playhouse with plastic sand

Agreed

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.

CapnAndy posted:

lol :hfive:

apparently not but they did just do What Was I Made For so you missed that

Dammit!

Paracausal posted:

Boy and the Heron rightfully won

Oh gently caress yeah, I'm assuming nobody from Ghibli was actually there to do a speech?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Well I called that one

Barbie got loving robbed here and yes I saw Poor Things I don't care

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Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Okay I thought production design to Barbie was a lock. I have no idea how the rest of the night is gonna go

Extremely same

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CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

 Dang. I loved Poor Things but Barbie had what felt like way more inventive sets and such.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If Emma Stone pips Lily Gladstone we might be on track for a Poor Things upset

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checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
Yeah poor things felt like one of the smaller sets and production.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

live with fruit posted:

Song is a lock.

Song is a bullshit category; production design should've been a GIMMIE for Barbie

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Poor Things deserved it, sorry Barbieheads

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Kimmel and John Cena. I'm assuming we are prepping costume

Yes costumes

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

If Emma Stone pips Lily Gladstone we might be on track for a Poor Things upset

The Oscars love picking an acclaimed movie and giving it all the technical awards, then stiffing it for the big ones. Dune 1 won six

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


 Oh man is this John Cena bit the same tone as all the other jokes so far tonight? Yikes....

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
lol John Cena

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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These bits are the opposite of funny

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

mcmagic posted:

These bits are the opposite of funny
All that buildup just for Cena to go "...Costumes" was at least a punchline

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
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 Costume winner is

Poor things

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 POOR THINGS SWEEP

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Wtf are we getting a Poor Things sweep?

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checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
Poor Barbie, at least they got their millions.

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 This movie I hadn't heard of until tonight is cleaning up. Sorry, I had a baby this year and went to the cinema twice.

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Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009
Grimey Drawer
I thought that was a funny bit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
what did Greta Gerwig do to, apparently, the entire Academy


because they are holding a grudge

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
my oscar picks are officially in shambles at this point

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Paracausal posted:

This movie I hadn't heard of until tonight is cleaning up. Sorry, I had a baby this year and went to the cinema twice.
It's on Hulu and worth a watch

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I liked the John Cena bit :colbert:

I also kinda thought this one should be Barbie, but I'm more OK with Poor Things than I was with production design

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Poor Things is getting the "Oppenheimer is winning the top awards so you get everything else" treatment

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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wtf are we getting a Poor Things sweep?

This lady seems as genuinely surprised as the rest of us

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

surf rock posted:

(Past Lives)

So maybe it should be Best Picture

I’m down with that. Unexpected but deserved.

I’m glad something crazy is getting these hairstyle/costume/design awards rather than things with a ton of reference material.

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Who was Noah Baumbachs former wife?

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I expected Poor Things to snag costume, but Production Design surprised me. Poor Things cleaning up.

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
 They really should've used P.I.M.P. to play people off.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

 We're probably coming up on Visual, which is the only other category I have a real horse in

please they had godzilla shoes

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

My Face When posted:

Who was Noah Baumbachs former wife?

Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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