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Infinitum posted:My fav Jamie Oliver bit was when he smuggly showed a bunch of young kids how chicken nuggets are made, effectively using all the left over 'unwanted' parts, did a big song and dance over how disgusting the process was, and the kids STILL wanted to eat the chickie nuggies. Nah the best bit was giving Uncle Roger an aneurysm by adding chili jam to fried rice
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hey eoin you could use your sea animal talents elsewhere if you every lose your jobDuck and Cover posted:Anyone interested in a Humpca (Girl Orca)?
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Jamie Oliver is just a western equivalent of some dude who is really into know what is and isnt haraam/kosher and feels like he is the authority on it Oh course , once interrogated his opinions are based on ignorant vibes at best and disdain for the lower classes at worst
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Bucky Fullminster posted:Huh, so kind of like an anti-3D printer? A 3D deleter. Awesome. Yeah one of them things, they're not as high res and accurate as 3d printing but much faster and cheaper
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Jestery posted:Oh course , once interrogated his opinions are based on ignorant vibes at best and disdain for the lower classes at worst So essentially just a British empire level Toff.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:hey eoin you could use your sea animal talents elsewhere if you every lose your job 200 euros each? Sign me up
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If you think Jamie Oliver is a bit pretentious, you should see his French Counterpart: Jami Olivier
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you could put the sperm back in sperm whale
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A sperm whales sperm is about the size of a goldfish. Hence the name.
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I have a half finished humpback model I could slap a massive pussy onto
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A sperm whales sperm is about the size of a goldfish. Hence the name. its cause the old timey folks thought their heads were filled with cum
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man in a stovepipe hat with a monocle and a pipe: i say johnson did you get happy with the whale, theres cum all over its head
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EoinCannon posted:I have a half finished humpback model I could slap a massive pussy onto Half bong, half fleshlight All whale
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You could make it the entrance to an educational exhibit inside the whale. It's 2024 you can do it.
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Infinitum posted:Half bong, half fleshlight lowering the hose into your pooled up semen
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Jamie Oliver is a hero, I refer to Bourdain's reassessment of him in Medium Raw. Essentially, he needed neither the money nor even more exposure (he is dangerously overexposed on food TV, thence overfamiliarity, hence 'he's a knob') but he went ahead and called out the British government for crappy school lunches and tried to teach American people with unhealthy diets how to make delicious food on a budget. Anyone who gives Uncle Roger an aneurysm is a hero too, it's his entire schtick.
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The trees that smell like whale cum
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by Daryl Braithwaite
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Jestery posted:The trees that smell like whale cum The signal of Canberra Spring. Then the metric gently caress ton of pollen.
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Jestery posted:The trees that smell like whale cum My mind immediately parsed this as sung to the mash theme
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:My mind immediately parsed this as sung to the mash theme My brain tried working it into Flame Trees but gave up  EDIT: god drat it, Give Me A Home Among The Cum Trees was right there
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:My mind immediately parsed this as sung to the mash theme Through early morning fog I see, the trees that smell like whale cum to me....
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Non Compos Mentis posted:you could put the sperm back in sperm whale Done.
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Went to buy bread on my way home and they only had Wonder White. I prefer multigrain, but there was literally nothing else on the shelf and I wanted a sandwich because it was too hot to cook, so gently caress it. I took out a couple slices and it looks like one of those cheap kitchen sponges and tasted worse.  I don't believe in policing the food people eat*, as long as it's healthy eat what you want. But drat, this poo poo wasn't even like a loaf of bread it was so heavily processed and bland. If you're buying this stuff on the regular, please, you can do so much better for the same price. * Jamie Oliver is still a twat, though.
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The Baker's delight here is open until 730 at night so it's our go-to for bread. It's a bit more exxy than supermarket bread but the hi fibre low GI loaf is consistently tasty. I used to always get bread from a local bakery until they kept selling me "fresh" bread that tasted like it was a day old 
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Supermarket bread is absolute balls ime. Not fresh and more holes than bread. Most of the local bakeries round here have closed or been pushed out, if the last one goes or turns bad we'll just have to stop eating bread completely.
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Bread is a thing you can make, not just buy.
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Mad Max but it's a Bread Shortage that causes a war.Carth Dookie posted:Bread is a thing you can make, not just buy. OK covid locked down 2020 poster, Carth Dookie
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(Making bread is pretty fun though, hey)
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I did all my own bread during lockdowns A fun skill to learn, but yeah bakery's are a thing and for good reason
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https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/mar/11/bread-but-not-butter-which-foods-are-worth-making-from-scratch
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NPR Journalizard posted:https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/mar/11/bread-but-not-butter-which-foods-are-worth-making-from-scratch I saw this yesterday and was smug, as someone who routinely makes yoghurt and muesli, and sometimes hummus
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Carth Dookie posted:Bread is a thing you can make, not just buy. I have tried many times and still end up something more like the heat tiles on the space shuttle. I'm starting to think bread making is a lie, and we are just pulling it from massive stockpiles left by aliens.
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Jestery posted:I did all my own bread during lockdowns Problem with that home made bread is it tasted so drat good I'd eat too much of it. But between that and colesworth garbage. Homemade any day.
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Gromit posted:I have tried many times and still end up something more like the heat tiles on the space shuttle. I'm starting to think bread making is a lie, and we are just pulling it from massive stockpiles left by aliens. Pre hydrate your yeast to make sure it still alive.
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NPR Journalizard posted:Pre hydrate your yeast to make sure it still alive. My brother-in-law would definitely say this to my sister before they hosed
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:My mind immediately parsed this as sung to the mash theme that spermwhales cock is famous
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I like nice breads but I normally have a loaf of some Printer-Paper-esque loaf for churning out toasties at 2am in addition to sour bread for nice sangas when i am judged under the light of god.
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Carth Dookie posted:Bread is a thing you can make, not just buy. Homemade bread does own, but it's hard to slice and serve and it doesn't last very long.
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