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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Literally A Person posted:

Also a burger is NOT a sandwich. Reasoning: only a massive idiot would go into a diner and order a hamburger sandwich. Turkey sandwich? Sure. Roast beef sandwich? Okay. Hamburger sandwich? Get out.

Naw, a burger is a sandwich, it’s just rude to call the king of sandwiches such a plebeian thing.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You know who had a good patty melt? McDonald’s. They should bring that back.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
One hamburger sandwich please. Extra bread, thanks.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

One hamburger sandwich please. Extra bread, thanks.

this is classist
Hamburger sandwich is a staple low priced lunch for he working person

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Hamburger sandwich is a staple low priced lunch for he working person

Not if Wendy’s has anything to do with it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

this is classist
Hamburger sandwich is a staple low priced lunch for he working person

He? Hmm, think we know where smugworth stands on equal pay for equal work. :raise:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Literally A Person posted:

Also a burger is NOT a sandwich.

yeah, it is

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sure, yeah, everything is a drat sandwich. A taco is a sandwich, a hard roll with mustard is a sandwich, a dog turd in a croissant is a drat sandwich. gently caress this hosed up future we live in.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
McDonalds refers to the Big Mac as a meat sandwich as opposed to a lesser burger

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

One hamburger sandwich please. Extra bread, thanks.

That's a club sandwich

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Soul Dentist posted:

That's a club sandwich

It's called "Le Big Mac" in France

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mm-hmm..this is a tasty burger sandwich!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i got ya meat sandwich right here *gestures to rear end*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Captain Hygiene posted:

Mm-hmm..this is a tasty burger sandwich!

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Literally A Person posted:

Sure, yeah, everything is a drat sandwich. A taco is a sandwich, a hard roll with mustard is a sandwich, a dog turd in a croissant is a drat sandwich. gently caress this hosed up future we live in.

:ok:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Delicious Hamburg style minced steak sandwich

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

fairly certain it was called a Hamburg/Hamburger sandwich first before the name got shortened because duh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
People were loving stupid as poo poo in the past. Of course they thought it was a sandwich. They were idiots.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

Also a burger is NOT a sandwich. Reasoning: only a massive idiot would go into a diner and order a hamburger sandwich. Turkey sandwich? Sure. Roast beef sandwich? Okay. Hamburger sandwich? Get out.

That's like saying a hoodie with a zipper isn't a jacket because you wouldn't go in a shop and ask for a hoodie jacket.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Literally A Person posted:

People were loving stupid as poo poo in the past. Of course they thought it was a sandwich. They were idiots.

there's no "thought", it is a sandwich

your histrionic posting about it is weird as hell

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It is substance bordered by bread layers, the definition of "a sandwich"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Look I'm a traditionalist. It's not a Sandwich unless it's food stuff between two slices of the Earl of Sandwich.

Not sure why some freaks got bread involved with any of this.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

FFT posted:

It is substance bordered by bread layers, the definition of "a sandwich"

but then what is considered bread

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bread.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Anything less messy than the sandwich filling is bread

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A bag of sliced bread is a set of mutually overlapping sandwiches of various thicknesses

But a whole loaf of bread isn't a sandwich

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
does bread need to be made with wheat though?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
You can have a cornbread sandwich made from flour-less cornbread.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bread doesn't have to be made from wheat, and things baked from wheat don't have to be bread. But I guess you can have a cake sandwich so you don't need a bread to make a sandwich per se; I'd broaden the definition to include sliced portions of any leavened (both with yeast and chemically) baked goods.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A sandwich absolutely doesn't have to be made with leavened bread what the gently caress lmao smhd.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

WhAtS a SaNdWicH?

Is basically epic bacon narwhal at this point.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's like saying a hoodie with a zipper isn't a jacket because you wouldn't go in a shop and ask for a hoodie jacket.

Hoodie ain't no jacket. Burger ain't no sandwich.

I'm about to get all histrionic on this poo poo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

Hoodie ain't no jacket. Burger ain't no sandwich.

I'm about to get all histrionic on this poo poo

I feel like maybe you need a timeout

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bird with big dick posted:

I feel like maybe you need a timeout

Wouldn't be the first time fr fr

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Smugworth posted:

Patty melts rule
They do and I'd forgotten about them. I would tear that melt up

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
patty melt is my favorite hamburger-category food. I like mine on texas toast or sourdough w/ mayo and mustard :shobon:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Captain Toasted posted:

Try out an Oklahoma Onion Burger sometime. Cheese is nice on it but not entirely necessary

https://www.seriouseats.com/oklahoma-onion-burger-recipe




Sometimes I think of leaving SA because it can be really full of doomerposting in spots, but then I'll check a thread I've not seen forever and find folks replying kindly about a problem I mentioned.

Thanks, strangers, I needed the pick up today. :3:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

patty melt is my favorite hamburger-category food. I like mine on texas toast or sourdough w/ mayo and mustard :shobon:

You ever had that bad boy with thousand island? A treat.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A sandwich absolutely doesn't have to be made with leavened bread what the gently caress lmao smhd.

:hmmyes:

The KFC double down is a sandwich. :colbert:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



How about a delicious tomato onion sandwich?

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