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Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


that Kirk scroll isn't remotely close to the original in total or paragraph length, :sad:


also a :sad: snipe

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

rofl okay this is stupid funny

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Professor Funk posted:

Antonio Gibson is like the exact tier of RB I'd be happy about spending on in free agency lol

The contract's gonna be for like nothing, and we don't have any depth on the roster behind Rhamondre.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://x.com/vikings/status/1767260210769404203?s=46

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Kirk Cousins is really good at making money.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1767261092424683547?s=20

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

he just keeps getting away with it

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wow, Cousins with a non fully guaranteed contract, lost a step, where's his fastball, SMH.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Well I guess they're out on Justin Fields then

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767261363796103417?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Jon Runyan isn't even good lol

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
That's such an insane amount of money on a guy who just tore his achilles and is no spring chicken.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kirios posted:

Okay guess the AAV before it gets leaked.

I'm gonna say 45 million.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
drat, Kirk is making some serious Daniel Jones money.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I haven't heard that name in fore.... oh it's his loving son. his loving son is a free agent, jesus christ.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

mcmagic posted:

You should be able to get "Antonio Gibson in 2024" level production in like the 5th round.

What if, get this, you don't want to spend a draft pick on a backup RB?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

I haven't heard that name in fore.... oh it's his loving son. his loving son is a free agent, jesus christ.

Kalli you're gonna need to sit down for this one.

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We're old.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

mcmagic posted:

Jon Runyan isn't even good lol

The best thing about free agency is I find myself getting upset about even the lovely players the Jets aren't signing.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Professor Funk posted:

What if, get this, you don't want to spend a draft pick on a backup RB?

You should draft RB's most years TBH. You can get good ones later in the draft and it hardly ever works out to pay them in free agency.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

I haven't heard that name in fore.... oh it's his loving son. his loving son is a free agent, jesus christ.

The upcoming draft is going to feature Marvin Harrison, Frank Gore, Kris Jenkins, and Jeremiah Trotter.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

AFCEast Exodus continues
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767262340779516091?s=20

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kirk failing a physical would be really funny

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
What the hell Giants Runyan is a fringe starter

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tiki Barber is such a little bitch.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

mcmagic posted:

You should draft RB's most years TBH. You can get good ones later in the draft and it hardly ever works out to pay them in free agency.

I think the Saquon-type deals rarely work out. There are tons of cheap depth signings at RB every year that work out perfectly well (e.g., Zeke last year also for the Pats).

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hand Row posted:

What the hell Giants Runyan is a fringe starter



For the Giants that's a massive improvement.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

This seems super cheap for a guy coming off a real good year

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Very dumb by the Dolphins to let him walk for this.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Very dumb by the Dolphins to let him walk for this.
The Dolphins have no money.

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Hand Row posted:

What the hell Giants Runyan is a fringe starter

I don't think you understand the depth of the abyss that is the Giants offensive line (besides Andrew Thomas). Also its a 3 year deal with only 17 mil guaranteed, I have to see how its structured/ incentivized before criticizing too harshly

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mcmagic posted:

Very dumb by the Dolphins to let him walk for this.

Aren’t the Dolphins still like $30 million over the cap and need to be under by Wednesday afternoon?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Rogue Elephant posted:

I don't think you understand the depth of the abyss that is the Giants offensive line (besides Andrew Thomas)

At least the Jets didn't pay that specific lovely OL.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Kirk failing a physical would be really funny

Do existing, documented injuries count in physicals? No, right?

Like, dude’s coming off an Achilles

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Dolphins have no money.

Yeah they did this on porpoise.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Professor Funk posted:

I think the Saquon-type deals rarely work out. There are tons of cheap depth signings at RB every year that work out perfectly well (e.g., Zeke last year also for the Pats).

I pretty much agree with this, with the caveat that if you need a weapon and there's none available, you're probably better off with 1-2 years of an overpriced RB then nothing.

I mean ideally you're drafting a day 3 RB every year, and one 2nd day every like 5 years, and filling in all the misses with guys near the vet minimum, but sometimes you need a guy who has done pass blocking snaps in their life ever.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/mckinney15__/status/1767256563545182276?s=19

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Considering the Texans are in year 2 of Stroud they were in perfect position to overpay Saquon for three seasons

And this is supposed to be a pretty bad RB class in the draft isnt it?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Dolphins have $130m in cap space dedicated to just Tyreek, Jalen Ramsey, Bradley Chubb, Tua and Terron Armstead, and that's before paying Tua. They're gonna put the Rams to shame in the stars & scrubs roster construction department.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I could honestly see the Texans drafting someone like Blake Corum instead.

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

fartknocker posted:

The upcoming draft is going to feature Marvin Harrison, Frank Gore, Kris Jenkins, and Jeremiah Trotter.

I don't look my age and I sure as hell don't feel old yet but it's this poo poo right here that forces me to face my own mortality. The first time I heard Nirvana on the radio referred to as "classic rock" just floored me as well.

Time is a cruel mistress

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